Pluto*'s Quotes

Pluto*
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May 4, 2013 1:14pm UTC

I just went on the Witty Profiles Blog with Gizoogle
and omfg I'm crying.

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Pluto*
posted a quote
May 4, 2013 1:11pm UTC

Parallel lines have a lot in common but they never meet.
Ever.
You might think that's sad.
But every other pair of lines meet once and then drift apart forever.
Which is pretty sad too.

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Pluto*
posted a quote
May 4, 2013 1:09pm UTC

One does not simply
play video games for half an hour.

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Pluto*
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May 4, 2013 1:06pm UTC

I secretly hate some of the people
who are currently involved in my life.

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Pluto*
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May 4, 2013 1:04pm UTC

*Me every time my friend leaves school early*
Me: I hate you so much for leaving me here with these idiots.

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Pluto*
posted a quote
April 30, 2013 1:17pm UTC

I'm not addicted to reading.
I can quit after just one more chapter.

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Pluto*
posted a quote
April 30, 2013 1:08pm UTC

Usain Bolt ran 100m in 9.69 seconds.
I can't even get off the couch in 9.69 seconds.

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Pluto*
posted a quote
April 30, 2013 1:05pm UTC

I WILL BREAK YOU
a piece of my kitkat so we can share it.

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Pluto*
posted a quote
April 30, 2013 1:03pm UTC

*Me At School*
Me: Omg I'm so ugly.
*Five Minutes Later*
Me: B/tch move out the f/cking way, do you even know who I am? Oh my gosh you're such an idiot. Leave me alone, f/ck all of you, ugh.

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Pluto*
posted a quote
April 30, 2013 1:01pm UTC

I have a large vocabulary,
I just can't use it around my half-retarded friends.

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Pluto*
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April 30, 2013 12:58pm UTC

*Me Before Bed*
Me: Hmm, it's kind of cold. I think I'll sleep with my socks on.
*Wakes Up 30 Minutes Later*
Me: Holy sh/t, get these sacks of lava of my feet.

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Pluto*
posted a quote
April 22, 2013 1:22pm UTC

If you're ever feeling lonely,
just remember that there are over a billion cells in your body,
and they're all thinking about you.

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Pluto*
posted a quote
April 7, 2013 2:36pm UTC

I'd love to hang out
but I have to sit in my room by myself.

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Pluto*
posted a quote
April 7, 2013 2:22pm UTC

Me At The Hairdresser:
Me: *Staring at myself in the mirror*
Me: ...
Me: ...
Me: ..
Me: Damn, I'm ugly.

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Pluto*
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April 7, 2013 2:16pm UTC

Me After Every Haircut: Omg ew no.

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Pluto*
posted a quote
April 3, 2013 2:55pm UTC

My reaction when nobody laughs at my jokes:
Me: Screw you man, I'm hilarious.

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Pluto*
posted a quote
April 3, 2013 2:52pm UTC

How I See My Music:
-Alternative Rock
-Alternative Metal
-Post Rock
-Hard Rock
-Punk Rock
-Metalcore
-Hardcore
-Southern Rock
-General Rock
How My Friends See My Music:
-Heavy Metal

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Pluto*
posted a quote
April 3, 2013 2:46pm UTC

Friend: Hey, how've you been?
Me: Awesome, you?
Friend: Good, really good.
Me: ...
Friend: ...
My Mom:
My Cat:
Obama:
Gangnam Style Guy:
Asian Dude:
Random Girl:
Me: F/ck this sh/t, I never liked people anyway.

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Pluto*
posted a quote
March 30, 2013 3:48pm UTC

*My mom watching Pirates Of The Carribean*
My Mom: They look so stinky.
My Mom: I can almost smell them.

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Pluto*
posted a quote
March 23, 2013 2:50pm UTC

My Mom: You use the laptop too much. You should go outside!
Me: Okay, can I go outside?
My Mom: No.

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