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FallingTooHard

  1. neonbubbles neonbubbles
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2012 8:34am UTC
    person: cursing isn't very ladylike you know
    me: does it look like I give a f*ck

  2. LoversGonnaLove LoversGonnaLove
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2012 6:20pm UTC
    I bet......
    You just highlighted this, good job for caring!


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  4. LilaLove99 LilaLove99
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2012 5:01pm UTC
    the biggest lie i've ever told myself is:
    "i don't need to write that down, i'll remember it."

  5. foreverreal foreverreal
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2012 6:20pm UTC
    that awkard moment when...
    your mom gets more facebook notifications than you.

  6. unitopia25 unitopia25
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2012 6:09pm UTC
    One time, Adele's manager told her that she needed to lose some weight. Adele replied with,
    "Music is for the ears, not
    the eyes."


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  8. gizmo4398 gizmo4398
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2012 8:11pm UTC
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    When you reach for your drink,
    and it's empty.
    and you get so much thirstier.
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  9. thingsppldontsay thingsppldontsay
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2012 3:27pm UTC
    Things People Don't Say #58
    "School cafeteria food is so delicious "

  10. cmxoxoxo13 cmxoxoxo13
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2012 9:02pm UTC
    Did you know?
    if you try to say the alphabet without moving your lips or tongue every letter will sound the same
    Fave if you tried :)

  11. livvylessthan3 livvylessthan3
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2012 4:41pm UTC
    that one song
    you can listen to
    again and again and again...

  12. howxforeverxfeels howxforeverxfeels
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2012 7:41pm UTC
    I was on this girl's witty,
    one of her quotes said to grab the nearest book to you,
    go on the forty fifth page,
    and read first sentence
    to find out how your relationships would go for the year.
    The nearest book to me was 1984 by George Orwell.
    The first sentence: simply disappeared and never heard of again.

  13. thingsppldontsay thingsppldontsay
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2012 3:22pm UTC
    Things People Don't Say #56
    "Mean Girls 2 was better than the first"

  14. __OneDirectionerForever__ __OneDirectionerForever__
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2012 3:11pm UTC
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  15. JustLikeTears JustLikeTears
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2012 4:11pm UTC
    Being there for someone because you know what it's like to have no one there for you.

  16. xxkeepthebitchescomingxx xxkeepthebitchescomingxx
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2012 5:48pm UTC
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  17. majorgleek13 majorgleek13
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2012 7:50pm UTC
    I am afraid I might end up like plankton.
    Marrying my computer.

  18. Mariam* Mariam*
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2012 3:11pm UTC
    Checking your phone to see what time it is and then checking it again because the first time you weren't paying attention.
    nmq/f

  19. lindysg18 lindysg18
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2012 4:02pm UTC
    Elementary School
    Teacher: Put your head down (turns out lights)
    Students: uhhh! why do we always get in trouble. i hate this. (puts head down)
    Middle School
    Teacher: Put your head down (turns out light)
    Student: OMG!! really??? finally i can go to sleep. (puts head down)

  20. OneDirectionQuotes OneDirectionQuotes
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2012 3:08pm UTC
    "Katy Pery still gets me every time.
    She's very funny in person!
    We met at the Teen Choice Awards and she
    Pulled my cheeks apart and told
    Me how cute I was.
    My life was literally flashing before my eyes!"
    -Niall Horan
    -OneDirectionQuotes

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