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kristabff
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July 6, 2013 8:21pm UTC

Imagine if this happened.
~in French class~
Teacher: Okay Krista, answer this question in a complete sentence: "Qu'est-ce que vous voulez boire?"
Me: Okay, I got this... "<span style="font-family: georgia; font-size: 48px; line-height: 40px; letter-spacing: -2px; ......"
Teacher: What the...
Me: What? OH... um sorry, had something in my throat there! I meant, "Je veux de l'eau s'il vous plaît."

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VintageParis
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July 7, 2013 6:47pm UTC

The good thing about having no friends is that i'm always the attractive one

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VintageParis
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July 7, 2013 6:53pm UTC

weight should be like virginity, once you lose it you can't get it back

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SarahDGirl
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July 7, 2013 7:25pm UTC

You know it's cold outside
when you go outside and it's cold.

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lillylovee
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July 27, 2012 3:16pm UTC

Willow Smith is 11 years old, already has her tongue pierced, half her head shaved, and said she's bisexual.
Someone needs to go visit their auntie and uncle in Bel-Air

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MissOpportunist
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June 17, 2013 7:02pm UTC

Does anyone else remeber that temporary Witty insanity where everyonbe had this obsession with 'Call Me Maybe'?

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gab*
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June 17, 2013 6:56pm UTC


yougotdesignershadesjusttohideyourface
yougotdesignershadesjusttohideyourface
yougotdesignershadesjusttohideyourface
pepepepeppepepepepeppieeww
i know i'm not the perfect girl you're
looking for, but i still hope that you
find her soon.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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iNyan
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May 13, 2013 11:50pm UTC

But if we're laying it on the line this time;
I better say this now;
You make me feel low.
Don't make me feel low.
'Cause I tried so hard to convince myself,
It's okay that I feel this way.
You make me feel low.
Don't make me feel low.
If I can't have you, I'd be by myself,
'Cause you know that I need you so.
× Low; Sleeping with Sirens

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gab*
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May 17, 2013 5:19pm UTC

me: my headphones mean i don't want to talk
me: my book means i don't want to talk
me: my laptop means i don't want to talk
me: my existence means i don't want to talk

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quotesaremykryptonite
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May 12, 2013 3:48pm UTC

Look it's 2013
all i really want to do is be able to print food.

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depressive_diary
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May 12, 2013 3:48pm UTC

Do you ever think dirty thoughts in public and then suddenly start to think, 'um maybe someone's telepathic and can read my mind' so you begin to think random thoughts like 'ooh cupcakes'?

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quotesaremykryptonite
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May 12, 2013 3:50pm UTC

Ahh school....*inhales deeply*
the sweet smell of a flawed education system and high stress levels.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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TheHalfbacksGirl
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April 11, 2013 5:01pm UTC

My social studies teacher was wearing neon green crocs today.
NEON.
GREEN.
CROCS.

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AshleyRoseXoXoXo
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April 11, 2013 12:06pm UTC

When i'm whispering to my friends my teacher can hear perfectly fine
However , when i'm doing my presentation as in actual out loud speaking she
automatically turns into my grandmother and can't hear a thing .

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niki12354
posted a quote
April 9, 2013 7:07pm UTC

Life is a test
AND I TOOK SOME
TERRIBLE NOTES.

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randomcrayon12
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April 8, 2013 11:05pm UTC

BravoSierra's format
That facepalm moment;
When you wish a Happy Birthday to Witty Profiles and someone tells you it was on Saturday.

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avril925
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April 8, 2013 11:02pm UTC

me? weird? why thank you :3

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Maddi Motionless*
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April 8, 2013 10:47pm UTC

Stomp on forever Mitch ♥

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