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JakeBowden
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December 29, 2012 6:26pm UTC

After playing soccer outside in the mud!
Brynn: JAKEY! DREWBY! Come inside!
*Drew and I are covered in mud*
Kara: Ew. Little piggys. *takes hose and sprays us both*
Me: Moo!
Brynn: No Jake. A cow goes moo.
true story tho.

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sophsunflower12
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December 29, 2012 6:57pm UTC

shoutout to kiwis for being an underappreciated fruit.

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cupcake_lover88
posted a quote
December 29, 2012 7:38pm UTC

Ghetto Translations: Sh*t jst got real = The situation has escalated to the highest point of seriousness & is no longer a laughing matter.

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notgivinafuuuck
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December 29, 2012 12:18am UTC

People don't die from suicide.
They die from sadness.

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ForeverAndaDay13
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December 27, 2012 4:26pm UTC

When I was little,I used to sing in the shower.
Now?
I make life decisions in there.

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letmetellyoumylifestory
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December 27, 2012 4:38pm UTC

Ex: B i t ch.
Me: I've been called worse.
Ex: Oh really, Like what?
Me: Your girlfriend.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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MyMindBook
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December 27, 2012 4:40pm UTC

Spongebob is the only surviving Nicktoon
From the 90s.

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katiebug1115
posted a quote
December 27, 2012 4:40pm UTC

Last night, I was watching Journey 2 the
Mysterious Island with my sister.
Dwayne Johnson started to pop
his pecks.
So, I started to wonder if my
crush had good looking pecks,
becuase he's pretty muscly...
I mentioned it to my sister, and
she said "I bet he does."
My family is so weird.

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emmygibby
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December 27, 2012 4:44pm UTC

Google a life
Search About 312,242 results (0.69 seconds)
Did you mean: something you don't have?

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jbeiber
posted a quote
December 27, 2012 4:49pm UTC

Am i the only one who almost starts crying during those
animal abuse commercials?

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peacegirl270
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December 27, 2012 4:50pm UTC

Patrick: "Did you set it to wumbo?
Spongebob: "Wumbo?"
Patrick: "Wumbo. You know? I wumbo. You wumbo. He/she/we wumbo. Wumboing. Wumbology-the study of wumbo. It's first grade!"

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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sarahmarlowXxx
posted a quote
December 27, 2012 5:02pm UTC

So my teachergot kicked out of the cinema once
for yelling out diving scores during Titanic as people jumped off the boat.

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itsamadworld
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December 25, 2012 8:45pm UTC

Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house,
Not a sound could be heard except the click of my mouse.

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FairiesAreReal
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December 8, 2012 8:53pm UTC

Person rings me: Hello
Me: HELLOOO MY LITTLE DUMPLING!
Random Person: Is Hannah there.
(Thats actually how i answer the phone)
Nmf.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Plusle_N_Minun
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December 20, 2012 7:01pm UTC

Mayan #1: I ran out of room on the stone.. I can only go up to 2012.
Mayan #2: That's gonna freak someone out someday.
nmq

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Keep_Your_Eyes_Open
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December 20, 2012 7:01pm UTC

Sometimes on bad days I feel like I can't trust anyone.
Except Shakira's hips, they don't lie.

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Raining_Sunshine
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December 17, 2012 9:25pm UTC

Me: *holds door open*
Kids: ...
Adults: ...
Old people: ...
Me: Witty, you sit on a throne of lies.

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