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EscapingtheWorld

  1. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2013 5:53am UTC
    when my cousin was a little boy, my aunty would sing him the alphabet song to teach him, but she started it off by going "ohhhhhhhhh a b c d e f g" so he spent the first six years of his life firmly believing that "ohhhhhhhh" was the first letter of the alphabet and firmly telling off anyone who told him otherwise.

  2. vanilla_shortcake vanilla_shortcake
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2013 3:18pm UTC
    When you burn your tongue
    and everything tastes like sh/t

  3. vanilla_shortcake vanilla_shortcake
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2013 3:28pm UTC
    What if i'm
    never
    good enough
    for
    anyone? .

  4. vanilla_shortcake vanilla_shortcake
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2013 3:30pm UTC
    if love was a storybook we'de meet on the very first page.

  5. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2013 9:30pm UTC
    it's so weird that everyone's
    mom's name is mom.

  6. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2013 9:34pm UTC
    the world's ingredients:
    mostly idiots.

  7. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2013 9:07pm UTC
    billy has 32 pieces of bacon.
    he eats 28.
    what does he have now?
    happiness.
    billy has happiness.

  8. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2013 9:15pm UTC
    i'm the type of person who looks at
    menu for five minutes but ends up ordering the same exact thing every time.

  9. bye* bye*
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2013 5:31pm UTC
    ;
    On April 16th,
    anyone who struggles with self harm,
    is suicidal,
    is depressed,
    has anxiety,
    is unhappy,
    going through a broken heart,
    lost a loved one,
    etc.
    draw a semicolon on your wrist
    A semicolon represents a sentence the author could've ended, but chose not to...
    The author is you and the sentence is your life.

  10. BreLovesya BreLovesya
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2013 6:53pm UTC
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  11. Music Is My Freedom* Music Is My Freedom*
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2013 9:11pm UTC
    Having so much stuff to do that you physically can't do anything

  12. xKeepMySecret xKeepMySecret
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2013 2:12pm UTC
    Sometimes, you get caught between caring too much, and not caring enough.

  13. xKeepMySecret xKeepMySecret
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2013 3:12pm UTC
    The problem with school
    is that it's forced.
    I'm thirsty for knowledge when I have the freedom to seek it myself.

  14. HakunaaMatata HakunaaMatata
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2013 2:08pm UTC
    ~even the sun sets in paradise

  15. HakunaaMatata HakunaaMatata
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2013 2:21pm UTC
    I wish you live d down the street.
    OR MAYBE EVEN IN THE SAME STATE.

  16. RockyWriter RockyWriter
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2013 11:07pm UTC
    Its not fair. Ive known you longer. She just met you when Ive known you for like ever. Its whatever. just forget about it.

  17. pinapplesealover3 pinapplesealover3
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2013 6:13pm UTC
    leftover cold pizza in the morning.
    HEARTBURN NEVER TASTED SO GOOD.

  18. Beth* Beth*
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2013 6:50pm UTC
    MAMA ALWAYS TOLD ME
    THAT I SHOULD PLAY NICE
    BUT SHE DIDN'T KNOW YOU
    WHEN SHE GAVE ME THAT ADVICE.

  19. sarahmarlowXxx sarahmarlowXxx
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2013 6:31pm UTC
    Isn't it ironic how we tell others to
    stay strong,
    yet we can't do it ourselves.

  20. xele91097x xele91097x
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2013 6:39pm UTC
    witty profiles in 60 years: guys omfg i just got my hip replaced by a really cute 23 year old doctor

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