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MyBabyVan
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December 26, 2010 4:10pm UTC

If I were a stoplight
I'd turn red everytime you passed by,
just so I could stare at you
a bit longer♥

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SIMPLY_YOURS
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December 26, 2010 8:20pm UTC

W O A H .
-You're HOT . ♥ ♥

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TheCookiiSnatcher
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December 26, 2010 9:29pm UTC

My Name Isnt Elmo
But You Can Tickle Me Any Time You Want (:

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blonde_at_heart1203
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December 26, 2010 9:48pm UTC

hey,
there's the exit,
so...
do you wanna go out with me? ;)

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hopetrustbelieve
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December 19, 2010 9:43am UTC

Today, while I was reading my book, I read something absolutely hilarious. I immediately looked for the 'like' button. I have finally realized that Facebook is brainwashing us.
MLIA

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BeautifulMonsterrr
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December 19, 2010 12:08pm UTC

❆ ❆
That Awkward Moment When...
A big train doesn't stop in front of your house to take you to the north pole the night before Christmas.
❆ ❆

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J_money
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December 18, 2010 5:19pm UTC

hey you. yeah, you.
your face is pretty attractive.

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livinlifefeelinfree
posted a quote
December 18, 2010 5:03pm UTC

DISNEY CHANNEL:
THEN:
Cinderella danced at the ball.
NOW:
Miley Cyrus dances on a stripper pole.

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iinsanebrunette
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December 18, 2010 3:41pm UTC

Let's face it, There's no
APPROPRIATE
Way to eat a
banana.

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xosoccerchic10xo
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December 18, 2010 9:58pm UTC

Friends
« Can tell something is wrong
when you're face to face.
Best Friends
« Can tell something is wrong
through texting.❤

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Mojoxx
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December 19, 2010 9:17am UTC

Boy: want to hear a joke?
Girl: sure!
Boy: knock knock.
Girl: who's there?
Boy: marry.
Girl: marry who?
Boy: marry me?
{<3}
saw it on tumblr.

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amy_d_star
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December 18, 2010 6:07pm UTC

Why don't the Cullens
attack Bella when she's
on her period?

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Baby_Brown_Eyes_2014
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December 18, 2010 10:23pm UTC

No One Is Afraid Of Heights, They Are Afraid Of The Fall.
No One Is Afraid To Play, They Are Afraid To Lose.
No One Is Afraid Of The Dark, They Are Afraid Of What's In It.
No One Is Afraid of "I Love You" They Are Afraid Of The Response They'll Get.

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Mystic
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December 19, 2010 8:55am UTC

AB
*you're dad joins facebook*
you're status: My dad just made a facebook. WTF!
dad comments: What does WTF mean?
you: Umm, Welcome To Facebook:)!

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Christina711
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December 18, 2010 3:18pm UTC

girls are like phones
we love to be held & talked to
but click the wrong button and you'll be
disconnected
Not mine.
heard someone I know say it :)
*remake off of my old account, chrissie726

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CocoCloke101
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December 18, 2010 9:05pm UTC

So, there was this boy that sat behind this girl in church class.
Teacher: "Who created us?"
*Boy pokes girl with pencil*
Girl: "Jesus Christ!"
Teacher: "That's right! Who can tell us who created Earth?"
*Boy pokes girl with pencil again*
Girl: "God!"
Teacher: "Good job! Who can tell us what Eve said to Adam after she had her child?"
*Boy pokes girl again*
Girl: "I swear if you poke me with that thing one more time I will brake it in half!"
Hehe fav if you get it :)

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