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amy_d_star
posted a quote
April 22, 2011 4:17pm UTC

Uhhh i seriuosly hate these
guys that get on witty saying
that their single and saying
that were amazing and
beautiful just to get our
attention D: !! i mean this
site is for other girls venting
and saying what they are
feeling at the moment and
us girls helping them not a
site for flirting and Getting
attention

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amy_d_star
posted a quote
January 31, 2011 3:48pm UTC

I could've eaten Alphabits and crapped out a better essay!!

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amy_d_star
posted a quote
January 31, 2011 3:45pm UTC

What do you call a dog with no legs?
Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come.

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amy_d_star
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January 31, 2011 3:40pm UTC

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

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amy_d_star
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January 31, 2011 3:35pm UTC

Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.

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amy_d_star
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January 31, 2011 3:33pm UTC

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

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amy_d_star
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January 31, 2011 3:31pm UTC

The road to success is always under construction.

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amy_d_star
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January 31, 2011 3:29pm UTC

"Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss."

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amy_d_star
posted a quote
January 31, 2011 3:25pm UTC

Last night i lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and i tought to
myself, where the heck is the ceiling

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amy_d_star
posted a quote
January 6, 2011 8:01pm UTC

. Well someone sure had a big bowl of b!+(hflakes

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amy_d_star
posted a quote
January 6, 2011 8:00pm UTC

I wanted to burn some calories .
So I set a fat kid on fire .

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amy_d_star
posted a quote
January 6, 2011 7:59pm UTC

That risky naked trip
from the bathroom to the bedroom :o

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amy_d_star
posted a quote
January 3, 2011 7:23am UTC

Would you like some EPIC with that FAIL?

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amy_d_star
posted a quote
January 3, 2011 7:22am UTC

If you say Jesus backwards, it sounds like sausage.

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amy_d_star
posted a quote
January 3, 2011 7:20am UTC

click to see this quote

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amy_d_star
posted a quote
January 3, 2011 7:14am UTC

I wish every guy was like Jack from the titanic<3

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amy_d_star
posted a quote
January 3, 2011 7:13am UTC

I really like hearing about your ex. please, do go on.

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amy_d_star
posted a quote
January 3, 2011 7:11am UTC

I was even more blown away when I realized QK looked like a sideways ninja.

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amy_d_star
posted a quote
January 3, 2011 7:06am UTC

Thinking someone is waving to you and you wave back like a loser.

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amy_d_star
posted a quote
January 3, 2011 7:02am UTC

nodding at a teacher just to look like your paying attention

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