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livinlifefeelinfree

1. livinlifefeelinfree
   posted a quote
   May 17, 2011 2:28pm UTC
   If ya wanna eat with me, there's some things you gotta know;
   i like my food fast, & my fries to go :)
   
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2. livinlifefeelinfree
   posted a quote
   April 10, 2011 8:45pm UTC
   I ' m n o t l o o k i n g d o w n ,
   but I see no one above me .
   -weezy
   
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3. livinlifefeelinfree
   posted a quote
   April 4, 2011 7:10pm UTC
   That day when you look so flipping pretty that you're basically prepared to fight off compliments with a wooden bat;
   & then no one compliments you..
   
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4. livinlifefeelinfree
   posted a quote
   March 30, 2011 12:19pm UTC
   *Forget corny pick up lines. We need break up lines.
   "Hey honey, you been getting stalked? Because I've been seeing people behind your back.
   
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5. livinlifefeelinfree
   posted a quote
   March 29, 2011 6:59pm UTC
   Tonight:
   I ' l l c r y u n t i l I h a v e n o t e a r s l e f t
   Tomorrow:
   I ' l l g o o n l i k e n o t h i n g h a p p e n e d
   
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6. livinlifefeelinfree
   posted a quote
   March 28, 2011 2:07pm UTC
   L e t ' s h o p e s e r i a l k i l l e r s n e v e r g e t S t a t e F a r m A g e n t s . .
   "Like a good neighbor, state farm is there. With a hatchet! And a family of four!"
   
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7. livinlifefeelinfree
   posted a quote
   March 28, 2011 2:04pm UTC
   when the discover the center of the universe,
   a lot of people will be disappointed that it's not them//♥
   
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8. livinlifefeelinfree
   posted a quote
   March 28, 2011 2:03pm UTC
   When you watch a movie, it makes you act like whatever it was about.
   Dance movie?
   You're jamming through the credits.
   Spy movie?
   You're sneaking around the hallways all night.
   Scary movie?
   Screw that, you're locking every door in the house and sleeping with your lights on..
   
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9. livinlifefeelinfree
   posted a quote
   March 28, 2011 1:54pm UTC
   "fo shizzle mah nizzle"
   is just short for ;
   "I agree with you whole heartedly, my African American brother."
   
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10. livinlifefeelinfree
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2011 1:52pm UTC
    watching sports as you get closer
    to the athletes age
    starts getting more&more depressing ---->
    because you start realizing that they
    had some, "it" factor that you didn't, that allowed them to
    GO PRO.
    you're no l onger watching a simple basketball game,
    you're watching your childhood dreams die
    IN HD.
    
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11. livinlifefeelinfree
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2011 1:47pm UTC
    EVERYONE
    Who has looked in the mirror today;
    Has seen something absolutely beautiful ♥
    
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12. livinlifefeelinfree
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2011 1:41pm UTC
    *comes in house sweaty*
    "Oh, is it hot outside?"
    nope, i just threw water all over myself so i could have that extremely appealing sweaty person look..
    
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13. livinlifefeelinfree
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2011 3:44pm UTC
    Teachers are like alarm clocks;
    they won't shut up when you're trying to sleep.
    
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14. livinlifefeelinfree
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2011 9:21pm UTC
    Heroes didn't leap tall buildings, or stop a bullet with an outstretched hand.
    they didn't wear boots or capes;
    They bled, and they bruised, and their superpowers were as simple as listening, or loving.//
    heroes were ordinary people who knew that even if their lives were impossibly unknotted ;
    they could untangle someone else's.
    & maybe that one act could lead someone to rescue you right back // ♥
    
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15. livinlifefeelinfree
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2011 9:02pm UTC
    It takes two people to make a lie work. The one who tells it ,
    & the one who believes it
    ♥
    
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16. livinlifefeelinfree
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2011 8:56pm UTC
    whenever i get out from singing in the shower, ♥
    i feel the urge to ask mom why she didn't tell
    me she adopted me from mariah carrey .....
    
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17. livinlifefeelinfree
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2011 8:46pm UTC
    When I'm having a problem , I sing <3
    Because then I realize my singing is worse than the problem ...
    
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18. livinlifefeelinfree
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2011 8:02pm UTC
    [In the end,] all you can worry about is what's
    t e a r i n g y o u a p a r t
    & what's
    keepingyoutogether
    ------------------♥------------------
    
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19. livinlifefeelinfree
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2011 2:11pm UTC
    y o u s e e m l i k e a n a n g e l , f e l l r i g h t f r o m H e a v e n
    on a scale from one to ten, eh
    you're an eleven ♥
    
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20. livinlifefeelinfree
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2011 9:57pm UTC
    How is America
    fat?
    Jumping to conclusions, running around with no idea, flying off the handle, stabbing people in the back? Sounds like a weight loss program for life.
    
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