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mwittym
posted a quote
April 7, 2012 5:05pm UTC

I wonder if tap dancers walk into a room,
look at the floor and think : I'd tap that.
;-)
N M F

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nesquick95
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April 7, 2012 6:11pm UTC

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Summer 2012
<3 if you're excited
Format Credit : QuotesAreMyLife7
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cookii_brookii
posted a quote
April 6, 2012 2:20pm UTC

You Guys-
it's been 9 years today
since witty profiles was created
and I just wanted to thank steve for everything
steve, thank you for everything. you've saved thousands of lives by making wtty, and we can never repay you for this.
For Steve.
mq//nmf

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kandykyra
posted a quote
February 24, 2011 8:04pm UTC

Long but worth while...i promise
Her name was Abby
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive
Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic
Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair
She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound
Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endore
A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?
But she grabs her bear
And softly crys
She loves her parents
But they want her to die
She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
" God, why? Why is
My life always sinking? "
Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did
Then one night
Her mom came home high
The poor child was hit and slapped
As hours went by
Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made
She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest,
" You deserve to die
You worthless pest! "
The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying
Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly barged in
Everything was as quiet as a mouse
One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the sad little girl
Lying on the floor
It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms
Press the <3 if your against Child ABUSE

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f0r3v3rm0r3x3
posted a quote
June 28, 2010 7:27pm UTC

We met in kindergarten. We were best friends.
She always told me she loved my eyes. I didn't quite know why.
I was in love with her, so of course my face lit up immensely whenever she said it.
She was beautiful, kind, and extremely funny.
We'd be talking about nothing, and she'd turn to me and whisper,
"I like your eyes."
One day, I was playing basketball,
waiting for her to drive over to my house to have a game with me.
Suddenly, I got a phone call.
It was her mom. She was in a panic.
I couldn't quite understand what she was saying. It sounded like,
"Aaron, come quick! Kelsey, accident, Main Street! Blood. Come now!"
I had no clue what happened,
so I ran to Main Street with my basketball shorts and a tee shirt on.
I saw Kelsey's mom helplessly crying, waiting for the ambulance to arrive.
I saw a totaled car, blood everywhere.
Then I saw her, Kelsey.
My heart stopped as I frantically ran over to her.
"Kelsey? Kelsey!" She was unconscious. I started crying.
I know it isn't very manly, but I couldn't help it.
Before I could say anymore, the medics took her away,
the main source of blood coming from her head.
I went to the hospital that night,
I went every night.
in fact, the only time I left was to go out to eat, but that's it.
The doctors tried getting me to leave, but I refused.
It was all my fault.
If it wasn't for me, wanting to play basketball with her,
she wouldn't be going through this.
It was already four days, and she hasn't woken up.
On the fifth day, I saw her eyes gently open.
"Kelsey?" I called.
She wasn't quite awake yet.
Suddenly, doctors came rushing in, telling me I had to wait outside.
I did, for a few hours.
One of the doctors finally came out saying,
"I understand that you're Kelsey's friend, Aaron?"
"Yes," I whispered.
He bit his lip.
"She woke up, she's fine,
but I'm afraid she has long term memory loss."
"Are you serious?" I almost shouted.
"I'm afraid so."
I didn't meet his gaze. I couldn't.
I wasn't going to say anything, so he spoke again.
"You can go see her if you want,
but she doesn't remember anything, not even her mom."
I walked in, trembling in horror.
I saw her. She looked helpless as she slept.
I waited a few hours, until I saw her eyes opening gently again.
I expected doctors to run in, rushing me out.
Instead, she looked me straight in the eyes, and whispered,
"I don't know you, but I like your eyes."

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Forks
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March 23, 2012 1:17pm UTC

♥twilight♥

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yourcool
posted a quote
February 29, 2012 4:50pm UTC

Yo Yo Yo! All you sucka MCs ain't got nothin' on me!
From my grades, to my lines you can't touch Kevin G!
I'm a mathlete, so nerd is inferred, but forget what you heard.
I'm like James Bond the third, sh-sh-sh-shaken not stirred.
I'm Kevin Gnapoor! The G's silent when I sneak through your door.
And make love to your woman on the bathroom floor.
I don't play it like Shaggy, you'll know it was me.
'Cause the next time you see her she'll be like,
OOH! KEVIN G!

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soccerchick11x
posted a quote
February 29, 2012 5:45pm UTC

90's kids remeber...
tamagatchi
♥
fav if you remeber them!
nmf

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jbxo97
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March 10, 2012 8:14pm UTC

Fav this <3
and ill blow up your notifications
Promise ill do everyone
nmf/nmq

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Emzers_xx
posted a quote
March 12, 2012 4:07pm UTC

An old woman was walking down the sidewalk with two big plastic bags . One of the plastic bags had a hole in it and every so often a $20 bill would fall out . a police man noticed this and told the woman she said 'thanks I'll have to go back an get them all ' but then the police officer asked her where she got all the money from :P
She said 'well you see officer I live beside a golf course and every so often one of the golfers pees through a hole in my fence! I used to get really ticked off but then I decided to make the best of it so everytime they stuck out their thing to go for a wiz I'd grab their thing and lift up my hedgeclippers and say ''right buddy $20 or it comes off' the officer laughed ' serves them right I suppose ' ;)
But then still curios the officer asked 'but whats in the other bag?' she replied 'some of them don't pay ...

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