Emzers

Emzers_xx
posted a quote
April 8, 2012 5:42pm UTC

Find A Guy
Who Ruins your Lipgloss
Not Your Mascara♥

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Emzers_xx
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April 6, 2012 2:57pm UTC

Yes,
I am that sad person who faves my own quotes

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Emzers_xx
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March 12, 2012 4:07pm UTC

An old woman was walking down the sidewalk with two big plastic bags . One of the plastic bags had a hole in it and every so often a $20 bill would fall out . a police man noticed this and told the woman she said 'thanks I'll have to go back an get them all ' but then the police officer asked her where she got all the money from :P
She said 'well you see officer I live beside a golf course and every so often one of the golfers pees through a hole in my fence! I used to get really ticked off but then I decided to make the best of it so everytime they stuck out their thing to go for a wiz I'd grab their thing and lift up my hedgeclippers and say ''right buddy $20 or it comes off' the officer laughed ' serves them right I suppose ' ;)
But then still curios the officer asked 'but whats in the other bag?' she replied 'some of them don't pay ...

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Emzers_xx
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March 11, 2012 5:01pm UTC

Maybe if you swallowed makeup you'd be pretty on the inside too ♥

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Emzers_xx
posted a quote
March 10, 2012 3:56pm UTC

You Can't Blame Gravity
For Fallingin Love
I pink

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Emzers_xx
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March 10, 2012 3:47pm UTC

T r u e L o v e Stories
Never Have Endings

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Emzers_xx
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September 8, 2011 1:59pm UTC

M y a l a r m c l o c k
Is clearly jealous
of my relationship
with my bed ♥

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Emzers_xx
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September 3, 2011 6:48am UTC

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I don't even butter my bread
I consider that cooking
♥
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Emzers_xx
posted a quote
September 2, 2011 6:24pm UTC

The awkward
moment ;
When you ask someone when the baby is due ,
Ohh , I'm not pregnant .....

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Emzers_xx
posted a quote
September 2, 2011 12:09pm UTC

'Omg babe your voice is like wow'
I reply ,
who's laughin now ?
<3

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Emzers_xx
posted a quote
September 2, 2011 11:47am UTC

Do not touch
I touched it ..
Rebel
nmf

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Emzers_xx
posted a quote
September 2, 2011 11:36am UTC

Follow me ,
And I'll
Follow you back <3