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codielovesbluue
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February 9, 2012 5:29pm UTC

mom: hey, wanna hear something funny?
me: sure.
mom: you know what the difference between you and a calender is?
me: no?
mom: a calender actually has dates.
me:
mom:
me:
mom:
me: i know.
codielovesbluue

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nevercutyourbeautiful
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February 9, 2012 4:44pm UTC

I miss going to bed with nothing on my mind..

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im_anonymous
posted a quote
February 9, 2012 6:30pm UTC

reason's why i'm still single:
✔ can't date the internet.
✔ can't date my favorite celebrity.
✔ can't date witty.
✔ can't date myself.
✔ can't date music.
✔ can't date food.

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SILENCEiKillYOU
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February 9, 2012 3:45pm UTC

That Awkward Moment When
Someone Ask's You What's Wrong
& Their The Prolem. ._.

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yourcool
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February 9, 2012 3:20pm UTC

10 year olds these days have iPhones, an iPad, and a Facebook.
When I was 10, I felt cool with my new markers.

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jimmy365
posted a quote
February 9, 2012 4:48pm UTC

T H A T G L O R I O U S M O M E N T
WHE N
yOU'RE CUTTING RAPPING PAPER AND YOUR SCISSORS BEGIN TO
g L I D E

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TayTay28
posted a quote
February 8, 2012 9:09pm UTC

So Freaking SWEET.!♥
Boy: Why don't you have a boyfriend yet?
Girl: I'm just not allowed. Why don't you have a girlfriend?
Boy: Because you're still not allowed to have a boyfriend.

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J I L L I A N ; )*
posted a quote
February 8, 2012 7:04pm UTC

Click the ♥
if you love Jesus,
and your
not ashamed to
say so.
(:

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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SummerAirAndLovelyHair
posted a quote
February 8, 2012 4:54pm UTC

Isn't it funny how
from year to year you dont see much of a change in yourself, physical or emotional, then suddenly you look back and are a different person?

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xxxHaleyLynn
posted a quote
February 8, 2012 2:09pm UTC

I love listening to
lies
when I know the
truth.
nmq

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MySweetEscape
posted a quote
February 8, 2012 4:24pm UTC

Girls always talk
about finding a nice boy. But nowadays,it's even harder to find a person
who will let you talk and while they listen, and not be judged.

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cd328
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February 8, 2012 9:04pm UTC

Don't follow my footsteps.I tend to walk into walls.

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ninadelmauroxoxo
posted a quote
February 8, 2012 5:00pm UTC

What doesnt kill you makes you stronger,
Stand a little taller doesnt mean im lonely when im alone,
What doesnt kill you makes a fighter,
Footsteps even lighter,
Doesnt mean im over because your gone
What doesnt kill you makes you stronger, stronger,
Just me, myself, and i
~Kelly Clarkson<3

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Marz_Barca
posted a quote
February 8, 2012 2:09pm UTC

When a toy says TRY ME at the store and it won't stop
So you just walk away like nothing happened

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jimmy365
posted a quote
February 8, 2012 8:52pm UTC

I've learned that you cannot make someone love you.
All you can do is be someone who can be loved.
the rest is up to them.
format by jimmy365

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xxxHaleyLynn
posted a quote
February 8, 2012 1:22pm UTC

That awkward moment when
everyone else quit laughing 10 minutes ago
but, you can't stop.

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tiffaniecass25
posted a quote
February 8, 2012 1:24pm UTC

that little dance your thumbs do
when you don't know how to reply to somebody's text.

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† HOPE *
posted a quote
February 8, 2012 5:24pm UTC

What Happened To...
[ B.O.Y. ] and [ G. I. R. L. ] <3
Sitting in a tree, k-i-s-s-i-n-g.
First comes love, then comes marriage.
And here comes B.O.Y. with the baby carriage.
(:
Now Its Turned Into...
[ B.O.Y. ] and [ G.I.R.L. ] </3
Sitting in a tree.
G.I.R.L. gets c-r-u-s-h-e-d.
First comes heartbreak, then comes hell.
And here comes B.O.Y. with a brand new G.I.R.L.
):
snmqn nmq-

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Andreaxoxo
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February 8, 2012 4:38pm UTC

Is there anybody else like me and will be single on Valentine's Day?
Yes
No

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