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EmmaHoran

ShortGirlsDoItBetter
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January 14, 2013 6:14pm UTC
You think you're smart until you have to turn on somebody else's shower.

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J3S5E
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January 14, 2013 6:20pm UTC
Admit it,
you've kissed the shower wall before.

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rooftops*
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December 30, 2012 7:17pm UTC
My Health Teacher: People who are not depressed see the world the way they want to see it. People who are depressed see the world the way it actually is.

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jimmy365
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January 1, 2013 2:34pm UTC
me: i don't like him
me: i don't like him
me: i don't like him
me: i don't like him
him: hi
me: sweet jesus why are you perfect

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