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Emily_1998
posted a quote
May 30, 2012 10:09am UTC

Matt Stewart is in a relationship with Emily Baillie
♥ a few seconds ago · Like · Comment · See Friendship
Soon Emily.. Soon. ( ._. )

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a_part_of_me
posted a quote
July 24, 2012 4:54pm UTC

GIRL: We're bestfriends, right?
BOY: Yes, of course.
GIRL: So be honest with me, who do you like?
BOY: I don't like someone. I love someone.
GIRL: Ohh, she must be very lucky!
BOY: She is, I've loved her ever since I met her.
GIRL: Really! Well since we're bestfriends, I want to meet her. Go call her!
BOY: Oh, okay.
*Boy takes out phone, dails her number and calls her.*
GIRL: Wait, hold on, I think I'm getting a call.
*Answers phone.*
GIRL: Hello?
BOY: I love you

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LandonIsWitty
posted a quote
July 23, 2012 7:34pm UTC

Me in the shower:
Me: *turns water on*
Me: *grabs phone*
Me: *sits in the bathroom on witty for 7 minutes*
Me: *checks time*
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: oh chiz
Me: *gets in shower*
Me: HOLY JEEEEZEZ OHMYGAWWWSH MY FOOT IS BURNING LIKE SHAWTY ON THE DANCE FLOOR
Me: *jumps out and turns hot water down*
Me: ahh, this'll be better
Me: *steps in shower once again*
Me: COLD COLD COLD ASDFGHJKL ITS SO COLD IS THIS FUUCKING ANTARCTICA OW OW OW OW OWWWW
Me: *turns hot water up a teeeeeeeeeeny tiiiiiiiiiiiiny bit*
Me: okay, this will work.
Me: holy crap it actually worked
Me: ahhhhhhhhhhhh
Me: NEVERMIND I'LL FIND SOMEONE LIKE YOOOUUUUU!
Me: ok seriously, gotta get clean
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: oh right, soap.
Me: *scrubbing arms and legs*
Me: omg wtf why am i so hairy
Me: lol jk, i'm a dude of course i'm hairy!
Me: *washes hair*
Me: *washes face*
Me: *drops shampoo*
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: my family probably thinks i'm dead
Me: better make sure they know I'm alive
Me: I'M SLIM SHADY YES I'M DA REAL SHADY, ALL YOU OTHAA SOMETHIN SOMETHIN ARE JUST IMATATINN
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: guess i better get out now..
Me: *turns off water and gets out*
Me: *realizes i forgot to get a towel*
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: *sprints naked to the hall closet and blindly grabs nearest bath towel*
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: shh that never happened
Me:
Me:
Me: *sits on bed in only a towel making quote about taking a shower*
lol my quote & format! should i keep making these kinds of quotes?(:

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XxCatchxMexX
posted a quote
July 23, 2012 9:10pm UTC

Me: Im at a PAAAAAAAAAYPHONE TRYIN TO CALLLL HOMEEEE
Me: but I still dont know why cause I have a cellular device.
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: What a waste of money.

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love_yourself
posted a quote
June 26, 2012 9:14pm UTC

I have an idea!!!
Comment an inside joke between you and your peeps. Don't explain what it means, just comment it, so we can see how wierd the comments can get on this.
format by neversaynever16

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jade101
posted a quote
June 4, 2012 11:11pm UTC

Read If You Have A Heart!
My Mom is Very Sick.
Please Pray For Her.
She Is My Hero.
I Need Her.
My Dad Left Me When
I Was Little.
She is All I Have.

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bandl43
posted a quote
December 15, 2011 6:24pm UTC

For every fave, I'll do a confession.
Please, I really need this right now...

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JustCantLiveALie
posted a quote
June 5, 2012 7:21pm UTC

Pretty
Little
Liars
♥

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hisblueeyes
posted a quote
June 2, 2012 8:05pm UTC

click to see this quote

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CClove
posted a quote
May 30, 2012 10:07am UTC

Andrew Biersack is in a relationship with CC
♥ 1 minutes ago · Like · Comment · See Friendship
...i wish that would be amazing :'D

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x_ily_x
posted a quote
May 30, 2012 4:26am UTC

Even the sun sets in paradise.

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jimmy365
posted a quote
May 28, 2012 7:29pm UTC

Girl: I'm having heart surgery today.
Boy: I know.
Girl: I love you!
Boy: I love you more!
*After heart surgery her dad is the only person in the room*
Girl: Where is he?
Dad: Don't you know who gave you your heart?
Girl: (Starts crying)
Dad: Im just kidding he went to the bathroom.

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foreverme1331
posted a quote
April 30, 2012 7:53pm UTC

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1) Press the 'Fave'' button
2) Highlight The Numbers
3) Press Ctrl and f
4) Press 99 and see what happens (;
nmq

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Cupcake2422
posted a quote
May 21, 2012 3:47pm UTC

I want to see
If more people are younger or older
<3 if your under 15
comment if your over 15
aha please do it[:

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legit7
posted a quote
May 25, 2012 9:10am UTC

Hey!
I just met you :)
and this is crazy!
this is my 1000th quote!
AND IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!
:)
(:
♥

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Louiiis
posted a quote
May 25, 2012 9:16am UTC

Everyone Should Stop Making Fun Of Justin Bieber ...
Poor Girl
♥ if You get it
format credit to OneDirection

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bridgetbridget1818
posted a quote
May 24, 2012 3:19pm UTC

Hello witty,
my dog Crystal has just been diegnoused
with cancer. Now crystal is a 15 week old puppie
and they can't do much for her. They say she
only has a few more mouths left to live. If I could
get at least 50 favs it would mean a lot. Each fav
is like a prayer.

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ourscarsremindusxo
posted a quote
May 24, 2012 5:11pm UTC

today in class..
I was sitting on the side of my best guy friend, who is also my ex. We were playing around or something, he saw my cuts. He grabbed my arm, pulled it to his face, and kissed my wrists ♥ I have never felt so strong in my life (':

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Teenbaby1596
posted a quote
May 24, 2012 12:40pm UTC

Who else
loves going to sleep to the sound of rain?

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xxxtheicekillerxxx
posted a quote
May 24, 2012 11:49am UTC

T T Thank you,Steve. You've basically given us everything we've asked for, notifications & a chatroom. You deserve some credit. Thank you,Steve.

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