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EdwardScissorhands
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December 21, 2012 2:38pm UTC

They cancervive.

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DelilahDanger
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December 21, 2012 11:41pm UTC

I am thankful to all of those who said no.
It's because of them I did it myself. -Albert Einstein
nmf

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carson5482
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October 9, 2012 6:23pm UTC

Let me tell you something about Mitt Romney...
We were best friends in middle school. I know, right? It's so embarrassing. I don't even... whatever.
So, in 8th grade, I started hanging out with the current president, Obama, who was totally gorgeous, but then he moved to D.C, and Mitt was like, weirdly jealous of him.
Like, if I would blow him off to listen to Obama speak, he'd be like, "Why don't you support my ideas?"
And I'd be like "Why are so ignorant of America's needs?
So then for my birthday party, which was an all Democrats pool party, I was like "Mitt, I can't invite you because I think you're a republican."
I mean, I couldn't have a republican at my party. There were going to be Democrats there with their human rights, I mean right?
He was a REPUBLICAN!
So then his mom called my mom and they started yelling at each other, it was ridiculous.
And then he dropped out of politics because no one would talk to him, and he came back in the fall for the presidential election, all of his hair was cut off and he was totally weird...
And now I guess he's trying to make airplane windows roll down.
Follow for a follow<3
NMQ/NMF

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jane :-)*
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October 2, 2012 3:51pm UTC

No more final warning;
I'm not holding back.

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nevercutyourbeautiful
posted a quote
October 2, 2012 7:35pm UTC

Today,
for the first time in a while,
i stood in the mirror,
and just looked myself.
i actrully felt okay with myself,
i like my muscley thighs,
i like my big blue eyes,
i like my tiny hands,
i like my curves,
i like my skinny gymnast arms,
i like my big feet,
i like my nose,
i like my little ears,
i like my hair.
Im proud to say,
Today, im okay with myself

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ThatsSoMeee
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September 27, 2012 3:56pm UTC

DO YOU EVER
WISH YOU HAD
A SECOND CHANCE
TO MEET SOMEONE
AGAIN FOR THE
FIRST TIME?

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DarylJr114
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September 7, 2012 7:33pm UTC

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hermione23katniss
posted a quote
September 16, 2012 9:01pm UTC

You know what's trully
amazing and inspiring?
At the age of 13, Ashton Kutcher attempted to commit suicide my jumping from a hospital balcony. Look at him now. He is one of the world's most successful actors and wouldn't have been able to do this if he did end up dying from his attempt from suicide.
So remember, no matter how bad life gets, it WILL get better. You might be a doctor or olympic athlete in the future. Or you might be a successful actor like Ashton Kutcher.
Just remember, please never give up.

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I_Dont_Know
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September 16, 2012 7:33pm UTC

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ThatWeirdGirl*
posted a quote
September 16, 2012 8:02pm UTC

Remember when
we were all obsessed with Temple Run

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beautyinsidexox
posted a quote
September 16, 2012 6:15pm UTC

Look, I'm not calling you a s!ut or anything,
but you've been pounded more times than the I in Pixar.
blacklace

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LolSoTrueQuotes
posted a quote
September 16, 2012 8:45pm UTC

Lol So True: #97
Sneaking your seatbelt on slowly when you see a cop.
lolsotrue.com

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underestimated
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September 16, 2012 6:46pm UTC

Me Texting My Friend:
Friend: Hey, what are you doing?
Me: Imagination or Reality?
Friend: Imagination...
Me: I'm hanging out with my french boyfriend, in France.
Friend: Ok.... Reality.
Me: ........I'm on the toilet....

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CalmDownCurly
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September 16, 2012 6:59pm UTC

*Getting lecture about abreiviating "method" into "Meth" at school*
Teacher: You can't be writing "Meth" on your school papers! It's unacceptable, and it won't be tolerated! Are we clear?
Class: Crystal.

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Hale_Storm18
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September 16, 2012 4:19pm UTC

Normal people: I became addicted to the internet when I made a Facebook account
Cool people: I became addicted to the internet when I made a Tumblr account
Cooler people: I became addicted to the internet when I made a Witty account
Me: I became addicted to the internet when I made a Webkinz account
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: I regret nothing

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