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ElectrikSmilez

1. ElectrikSmilez
   posted a quote
   July 27, 2012 8:37pm UTC
   I don't know what's more awkward, answering Dora or sitting in silence while she stares at you.
   
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2. ElectrikSmilez
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   July 27, 2012 7:33pm UTC
   Bring knife to a gun fight.
   Stab them while they're laughing.
   
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3. ElectrikSmilez
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   July 27, 2012 7:27pm UTC
   One does not simply save popcorn for the actual movie.
   
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4. ElectrikSmilez
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   July 27, 2012 7:22pm UTC
   You're 12 and bragging about how 15 guys grinded on you?
   You're such a respectable young woman.
   
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5. ElectrikSmilez
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   July 27, 2012 7:13pm UTC
   The United States doesn't have an official language.
   I thought we spoke American.
   I'm not sure if you're an idiot or just kidding.
   
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6. ElectrikSmilez
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   April 23, 2012 5:06pm UTC
   I try to act like I don't care at all,
   but I do care, more than you will ever know.
   
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7. ElectrikSmilez
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   April 23, 2012 5:02pm UTC
   your "jokes" hurt.
   
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8. ElectrikSmilez
   posted a quote
   April 22, 2012 6:00pm UTC
   '
   reaching a fever pitch & it's bringing me out the dark.
   reaching a fever pitch & it's bringing me out the dark.
   reaching a fever pitch & it's bringing me out the dark.
   KATNISS EVERDEEN,
   The girl who was on fire.
   
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9. ElectrikSmilez
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   April 22, 2012 5:57pm UTC
   "I'm fine, I'm just tired."
   Can't someone see I'm dying inside?
   
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10. ElectrikSmilez
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2012 5:53pm UTC
    YOU JUST
    DONT CARE.
    
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11. ElectrikSmilez
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    April 20, 2012 7:09pm UTC
    Creeper: Wanna go out with me?
    Me: You're way too old for me.
    Creeper: Age is just a number ;)
    Me: Yeah, and jail is just a room.
    
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12. ElectrikSmilez
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    April 20, 2012 7:05pm UTC
    click to see this quote
    
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13. ElectrikSmilez
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    April 17, 2012 6:40pm UTC
    Once again,
    I broke another promise that I made to myself.
    Figures.
    
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14. ElectrikSmilez
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2012 8:22pm UTC
    He hurt me so much.
    After everything we've been through together,
    he just threw me away.
    And the worst part is, he made it look so easy.
    ♥
    NOT MY FORMAT
    
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15. ElectrikSmilez
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2012 10:56am UTC
    CookieDoughFormats
    ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
    You left me once,
    you'll just leave me again.
    nmf
    CookieDoughFormats
    
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16. ElectrikSmilez
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2012 10:20pm UTC
    Me: Mom...
    Mom: Yeah honey?
    Me: Remember when I told you I was going out with friends?
    Mom: Yes, why?
    Me: ...I'm in jail.
    
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17. ElectrikSmilez
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2012 10:00pm UTC
    The Big Bang Theory:
    Sheldon: I made tea.
    Leonard: I didn't want tea.
    Sheldon: I didn't make tea for you. This is my tea.
    Leonard: Then why are you telling me?
    Sheldon: It's a conversation starter.
    Leonard: That's a lousy conversation starter.
    Sheldon: Oh really? We're conversing.
    
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18. ElectrikSmilez
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    April 10, 2012 9:58pm UTC
    The Big Bang Theory:
    Sheldon: Why are you crying?
    Penny: Because I'm stupid!
    Sheldon: That's no reason to cry. One cries because one is sad. For example, I cry because others are stupid, and that makes me sad.
    
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19. ElectrikSmilez
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    April 10, 2012 9:50pm UTC
    Family Guy:
    Stewie: What the hell is this?!
    Louis: It's your favorite, honey; tuna salad!
    Stewie: Oh, really. Is that what it is? Because I could have sworn it was mayonaise and cat food!
    
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20. ElectrikSmilez
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    April 10, 2012 9:47pm UTC
    That 70's Show:
    Jackie: You're coming over to my house tonight, and we're gonna..."study."
    Kelso: Come on! I never get to do anything fun!
    Jackie: God, you're dumb.
    Kelso: Well, I guess that's why I gotta go "study!!!"
    
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