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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Bravosierra*
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October 11, 2012 6:40pm UTC

Just because I'm not a starving kid in Africa
Does not mean my life is the best thing ever.

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Bravosierra*
posted a quote
August 1, 2012 12:40pm UTC

Breakfast with my family
Dad: I think we all need to do something more useful in our lives.
Mom: Yeah. Like I will start taking longer walks.
Dad: I'm going to focus more on building my buisnesses.
Sister: I'm gonna get a better job.
Sister: I'm gonna get better grades for college..
Brother: I'm gonna work out more and get bigger for sports.
Me: I'm gonna make better quotes
Mom:
Dad:
Sister:
Sister:
Brother:
Me: I mean better grades

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TheGirlWhoLived
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August 2, 2012 1:24pm UTC

Clint
Of course us gays dress well. We didn't spend all that time in the closet doing nothing.
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nmq&nmf

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whateveryousay1234
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August 2, 2012 2:12pm UTC

“ugh i hate my life” said the 15 year old girl as she tried on her size 0 skinny jeans and puller her long blonde hair into a ponytail and then was driven home by her perfect boyfriend to her 4 story mansion with a pool and tennis court and walked into her gigantic room and laid on her king size bed with her white fluffy puppy and picked up her iphone to texted her 5 best friends to go to the mall in her new lamborghini
-tumblr

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XxRecoverxX
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July 27, 2012 6:37pm UTC

“
PASSION IS PASSION.
ITS THE EXCITED BETWEEN THE
TEDIOUS SPACES, AND IT DOESN'T
matter where it's directed »♥
it can be coins or sports or politics or
horses or music or faith.
THE SADDEST PEOPLE
♥» that I've met in life are the ones
who don't care deeply about anything
AT ALL.

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XxRecoverxX
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July 27, 2012 6:43pm UTC

"That's the big mistake a lot of people make when they wonder how soldiers can put their lives on the line day after day or how they can fight for something they may not believe in. Not everyone does. I've worked with soldiers on all sides of the political spectrum; Ive met some who hated the army and others who wanted to make it a career. I've met geniuses and idiots, but when all is said and done, we do what we do for one another. For friendship. Not for country, not for patriotism, not because we're programmed killing machines, but because of the guy next to you. You fight for your friend, to keep him alive, and he fights for you, and everything about the army is built on this simple premise." -Dear John.

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XxRecoverxX
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July 27, 2012 6:48pm UTC

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XxRecoverxX
posted a quote
July 28, 2012 12:00pm UTC

I'm not afraid of dying,
I just don't want to.

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XxRecoverxX
posted a quote
July 28, 2012 12:04pm UTC

Pedro: Do you think people will vote for me?
Napoleon: Heck yes! I'd vote for you.
Pedro: Like what are my skills?
Napoleon: Well, you have a sweet bike. And you're really good at hooking up with chicks. Plus you're like the only guy at my school who has a mustache.

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XxRecoverxX
posted a quote
July 28, 2012 12:08pm UTC

Agnes: will you read us a bedtime story?
Gru: no.
Agnes: pretty please?
Gru: the physical appearance of the please makes no difference.

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XxRecoverxX
posted a quote
July 28, 2012 1:46pm UTC

That
"why don't I have an album yet" moment when you're singing.

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XxRecoverxX
posted a quote
July 28, 2012 1:50pm UTC

That awkward moment when you say "b-tches be trippin" and then all of the sudden...
you trip.

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XxRecoverxX
posted a quote
July 28, 2012 1:58pm UTC

Me: can you grow please?
Hair: Nope.
Boobs: Ha, no.
Stomach: OKAY! ;D

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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liveitupkeeplaughing
posted a quote
July 28, 2012 10:53pm UTC

Oh, I can answer that for you.
NO. YOU ARE NOT BETTER OFF GONE.
Any room you are in?
Brighter because you are in it.
Any people you are with?
Happier because of your presence.
And the world?
The world that you are in?
The world is a better place with you in it.
YOU ARE NOT NOTHING.
In fact, you are not even something.
you are so much more that.
you are a great something--
YOU ARE YOU.
my quote, nmf
DO NOT ERASE THE FORMAT CREDIT OR MAKE IT INVISIBLE© format by: br0kenwings

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XxRecoverxX
posted a quote
July 29, 2012 3:10am UTC

So you're the b-tch that told the b-tch that im a b-tch well listen b-tch it takes a b-tch to know a b-tch, b-tch.

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darastarring*
posted a quote
July 29, 2012 12:35pm UTC

I don't know who I am
WITHOUT YOU.

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rec0ver
posted a quote
July 29, 2012 5:20pm UTC

BacK In scHooL
(( T H E Y N E V E R t a u g h t u s W H A T W E ))
neeDeD To Know
»♥ like how to deal with DESPAIR
or someone
B R E A K I N G y o u r h e a r t.

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ElectrikSmilez
posted a quote
July 27, 2012 7:13pm UTC

The United States doesn't have an official language.
I thought we spoke American.
I'm not sure if you're an idiot or just kidding.

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