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Me: Mom...

Mom: Yeah honey?

Me: Remember when I told you I was going out with friends?

Mom: Yes, why?

Me: ...I'm in jail.

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Me: Mom... Mom: Yeah honey? Me: Remember when I told you I was

90 faves · Apr 10, 2012 10:20pm

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