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booboo4
posted a quote
November 13, 2012 10:55am UTC

Boy: Why do you love one direction if they will never love you back.
Me: Why do you breath when you know you're going to die?

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Vodka
posted a quote
November 13, 2012 10:30am UTC

Me
What are you waiting for?!
Them
The bus.
Me
No you’re not.
Them
Yes I am.
Me
Then why aren’t you wearing any pants?
Them
Dam.n, you’re good.

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Maura_finnegan
posted a quote
November 13, 2012 10:25am UTC

Teacher: Have you done your homework?
Student: Have you graded my test?
Teachers: No, I had the other students tests to do
Student: Well I had other teacher's assignments to do

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SkyBluexxx
posted a quote
November 13, 2012 10:49am UTC

It's my birthday today♥

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Maura_finnegan
posted a quote
November 13, 2012 10:28am UTC

People are lonely because they build
walls
instead of
bridges

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Merlin
posted a quote
November 12, 2012 12:40pm UTC

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iridescentstorm
posted a quote
November 12, 2012 5:15pm UTC

"Gurl, I ain't no hipster but I can make you're hips stir." ;)
"I'm not a photographer, but I'll shoot you"

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Cammie
posted a quote
November 12, 2012 11:51am UTC

The refrigerator
is a clear example that what matters is what’s inside.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
November 12, 2012 4:18pm UTC

Find someone.
Find someone who isn’t afraid to admit
that they miss you.
Someone who knows that you’re not perfect,
but treats you as if you are.
Someone who’s biggest fear is losing you.
One who gives their heart completely.
Someone who says I love you and means it.
Last but not least,
find someone who wouldn’t mind
waking up with you in the morning,
seeing you in wrinkles and your gray hair,
but still falls for you all over again...

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yourcool
posted a quote
November 12, 2012 7:34pm UTC

I think on december 21st all the power companies
should shut off the power...for like 10 mins to make people freak the f/ck out.

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mickeyme333
posted a quote
November 12, 2012 11:32am UTC

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
November 12, 2012 4:13pm UTC

I hate the feeling you get
before you cry.
You can see the tears starting to form in your eyes.
Your throat gets that sore throat feeling.
You have to control your breathing.
Your cheeks start to get a little pink.
At that point, you have to decide whether or not you should cry.
Because once a person asks what’s wrong,
you know the tears are going to start flowing
and there’s no way to stop it from happening...

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HakunaaMatata
posted a quote
November 12, 2012 2:00pm UTC

"Remember that time when you-"
NOT in front of my parents, dumba.ss.
nmf

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OreoLover
posted a quote
November 12, 2012 12:57pm UTC

Okay guys, I have an idea,
but i need your help. :)
So recently,
I saw a quote by TheresNoSuchThingAsTooYoung,
and she had a really good idea about incorporating the butterfly project into a t-shirt of her own, with everyone's names on it. Well, her amazing idea gave me an idea, as well. :) Quite similar, actually. So, what I want you all to do is comment your first name along with your favorite color, and I'm gonna write all of our names on a big poster board, surrounding the word "Witty." You know, as like, a memory of all of us Wittians as a family. :) Afterwards, I'm going to hang it up on my wall, and probably take a picture of it and upload it on here. I hope everyone participates,
as it would mean a lot to me. :) Thanks everyone, especially TheresNoSuchThingAsTooYoung,
for inspiring this idea.
Love you all ,
-Marissa<3

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伤*
posted a quote
November 12, 2012 2:08pm UTC

One Direction backwards is 'noitcerid eno' which means 'perfection' in a language i just made up

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SorchaSweetheart
posted a quote
November 13, 2012 10:23am UTC

Yes, there are more fish in the sea
Problem is
Im just not a good fisher.
Nmf

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伤*
posted a quote
November 12, 2012 2:16pm UTC

"I decided to say i like girls who eat carrots
i thought it was funny, it wasn't funny
thats potentially the worst joke i ever made."
- Louis Tomlinson ♥
(format credit to OneDirection)

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