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ImmaBeWitty
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March 20, 2012 5:02pm UTC

me: breathe if you find me attractive
entire human race: *dies from lack of oxygen*
Paperlung's format || tumblr

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IFreakinLoveYou
posted a quote
March 20, 2012 2:04pm UTC

That awkward moment
When you realize you've kept talking even after your call dropped out.
nmf

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PinkDaisy
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March 20, 2012 3:05pm UTC

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When I'm bored nobody texts me.
When I'm busy i'm the most popular
person on the planet.
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yourcool
posted a quote
February 4, 2012 11:34pm UTC

Dear God,
I wanna take a minute, not to ask of anything from you.
But simply to thank you, for all you have.

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tylerr
posted a quote
February 4, 2012 10:22pm UTC

-meet someone new-
normal person: so, how are you?
me: what bands do you like

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BlackButterflies
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February 5, 2012 2:51am UTC

fave this if you have ever cried over the death of a fictional character,
and comment who the character was.

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bizzlebelles
posted a quote
February 4, 2012 10:04pm UTC

lock the shower door:
fall and break your head and can't get help
unlock the shower door:
psychopath breaks in and kills you

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jimmy365
posted a quote
February 4, 2012 11:11pm UTC

Don’t waste electricity.
How would you like it if someone turned you on and walked away?
format by jimmy365/nmq

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jimmy365
posted a quote
February 4, 2012 11:01pm UTC

2013
the year when the movie 2012 will be moved from the action section,
to the comedy section.
format by jimmy365

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cepstein10210
posted a quote
December 7, 2011 10:02pm UTC

when i see commericals about abused kids & dogs;
it makes me wanna change the freakin channel ... not donate money ...

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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9living8
posted a quote
December 7, 2011 10:03pm UTC

wherever
your heart is♥
thats where you'll find your treasure

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TheFlash1234
posted a quote
December 7, 2011 10:03pm UTC

D.R.A.M.A
Dumb. Retards. AskingFor. More. Attention

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
December 7, 2011 2:41pm UTC

I've always wanted to be
One of those people who didn't really care that much
about what people thought about them...
But I just don't think I am
-Harry Styles
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BebeRox101
posted a quote
December 6, 2011 11:15pm UTC

does anyone notice this? haha SECRET MESSAGE MUHAHA
Dear Haters, I found a lipstick that helps you look better, it's called,
"Super Glue"

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tylerr
posted a quote
December 7, 2011 12:32am UTC

how do you not realize how annoying you are?

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DamnnTaylerx
posted a quote
December 7, 2011 3:34pm UTC

click to see this quote

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
December 6, 2011 10:29pm UTC

enjoy the little things in life
because one day, you might look back
& realise they were actually the big things.

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soccerloverx03x
posted a quote
December 7, 2011 3:10pm UTC

I L o v e t h a t k i d t h a t a r g u e s
with the teacher
entertains the whole class

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
December 7, 2011 3:27pm UTC

The worst thing a boy could do to
a girl?
Well personally, I think it's to ignore her
while she is loving you
with all her heart
-Liam Payne
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