Witty Profiles

menu
sign in or join

DorkNerd

  1. Jayleigh Jayleigh
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2011 4:39pm UTC
    I love you more
    Than a fat kid loves cake.
    notmyformat.

  2. rawr617love rawr617love
    posted a quote
    October 14, 2011 3:31pm UTC
    Who else, is scared to let their feet hang off their bed cause your scared something is gonna grab you?? just me?? lol

  3. qpsbg57 qpsbg57
    posted a quote
    October 3, 2011 7:16am UTC
    My Right Fist is about to be in a relationship with Your Face.
    ♥ about a minute ago · Like · Comment · See Friendship

  4. hannahlovesxox hannahlovesxox
    posted a quote
    October 3, 2011 8:56am UTC
    bad hair day?
    bad face day?

  5. rawr617love rawr617love
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2011 7:41pm UTC
    Dear Nasa,
    Your Mom thought i was big enough,
    Sincerely Pluto.

  6. rawr617love rawr617love
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2011 11:31am UTC
    maybe you need glasses(;.
    nmf

  7. rawr617love rawr617love
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2011 12:48pm UTC
    it's official. i'm going to get
    suspended tomorrow. just for
    the thrill of hitting you with a
    desk.
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  8. hollisterchic687 hollisterchic687
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2011 8:35pm UTC
    ;)
    makes everything seem sexual.

  9. EverythingHappensForAReason EverythingHappensForAReason
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2011 9:46pm UTC
    A girl sleepover;
    Talking about boys
    Staying up all night
    Dancing to music
    talking about all the creeps at your school

    nmf

  10. sofigarcia sofigarcia
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2011 2:36am UTC
    I missed 11:11 just for a minute last night.
    I guess this is fates way of telling me you're not worth wishing for anymore.

  11. soccersoccersoccer soccersoccersoccer
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2011 8:25pm UTC
    We are teenagers
    We act like 5 year olds
    We sleep until 12:00
    we live for junkfood
    and we love to flirt.
    But in the end
    all we really want is
    H I M ♥

  12. annawashere annawashere
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2011 8:25pm UTC
    harry potter quote #38
    hermione: how does it feel, harry, when you see dean with ginny?
    i know...i see the way you look at her, you're my best friend.
    harry: oh. uhm...
    *ron and lavendar bursts in, hermione sends birds after ron*
    hermione: *breaks down crying*
    harry: it feels like this.
    press the heart if you love harry and ginny together!

  13. anajayx32 anajayx32
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2011 8:25pm UTC
    Today;
    I saw a baby with a shirt that said, "I'm what happened in Vegas."
    not my quote.

  14. Coconut_Lipgloss Coconut_Lipgloss
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2011 3:02pm UTC
    Don't you just love it
    When HE plays with your hair.

  15. Kat013 Kat013
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2011 3:01pm UTC
    You're sitting therego
    with that blade in your hand.
    Should you do it?
    → No
    When you're older with kids,
    what are you going to say when they ask you about all your scars?
    That mommy hated herself and wanted to die?
    That mommy didn't feel pretty or skinny enough?
    That mommy got her heartbroken by some jerk?
    You ARE beautiful. You ARE good enough. You WILL find a guy who is better than that jerk. Your body is PERFECT the way it is. You SHOULD love yourself because everyone else loves you.
    Stay beautiful girls♥

  16. SparksFly47 SparksFly47
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2011 2:58pm UTC
    wow.
    somebody needs a happy meal.

  17. nataliacidflores nataliacidflores
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2011 2:58pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  18. walking_on_sunshine walking_on_sunshine
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2011 2:33pm UTC
    I like Super Mario
    He's like, "I'm Maaariiiooo, I'm a Italian plumber created by Japanese people, who speaks English and looks like a Mexican"

  19. CFCheer CFCheer
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2011 11:22pm UTC
    What's wrong?
    I'm in love, he's not.

  20. DorkNerd DorkNerd
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2011 8:48pm UTC
    Happy birthday, Papa.
    You'll be missed(:
    Ill see you again someday.
    In heaven

:)

Join · Top Quotes · New Quotes · Random · Chat · Add Quote · Rules · Privacy Policy · Terms of Use · Full Site
© 2003-2024 Witty Profiles