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  1. bubbleduck143 bubbleduck143
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2012 5:14pm UTC
    Long, but worth reading(:
    (Not a stupid creepy thing that you have to repost)
    An Atheist Professor of Philosophy was speaking to his Class on the Problem Science has
    With GOD , the ALMIGHTY. He asked one of his New Christian Students to stand and . . .
    Professor : You are a Christian, aren't you, son ?
    Student : Yes, sir.
    Professor : So, you Believe in GOD ?
    Student : Absolutely, sir.
    Professor : Is GOD Good ?
    Student : Sure.
    Professor : Is GOD ALL - POWERFUL ?
    Student : Yes.
    Professor : My Brother died of Cancer even though he Prayed to GOD to Heal him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But GOD didn't. How is this GOD good then? Hmm?
    (Student was silent )
    Professor : You can't answer, can you ? Let's start again, Young Fella.
    Is GOD Good?
    Student : Yes.
    Professor : Is Satan good ?
    Student : No.
    Professor : Where does Satan come from ?
    Student : From . . . GOD . . .
    Professor : That's right. Tell me son, is there evil in this World?
    Student : Yes.
    Professor : Evil is everywhere, isn't it ? And GOD did make everything. Correct?
    Student : Yes.
    Professor : So who created evil ?
    (Student did not answer)
    Professor : Is there Sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness?
    All these terrible things exist in the World, don't they?
    Student : Yes, sir.
    Professor : So, who Created them ?
    (Student ha d no answer)
    Professor : Science says you have 5 Senses you use to Identify and Observe the World around you. Tell me, son . . . Have you ever Seen GOD?
    Student : No, sir.
    Professor : Tell us if you have ever Heard your GOD?
    Student : No , sir.
    Professor : Have you ever Felt your GOD , Tasted your GOD , Smelt your GOD ? Have you ever had any Sensory Perception of GOD for that matter?
    Student : No, sir. I'm afraid I haven't.
    Professor : Yet you still Believe in HIM?
    Student : Yes.
    Professor : According to Empirical, Testable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science says your GOD doesn't exist. What do you say to that, son?
    Student : Nothing. I only have my Faith.
    Professor : Yes, Faith. And that is the Problem Science has.
    Student : Professor, is there such a thing as Heat?
    Professor : Yes.
    Student : And is there such a thing as Cold?
    Professor : Yes.
    Student : No, sir. There isn't..
    (The Lecture Theatre became very quiet with this turn of events )
    Student : Sir, you can have Lots of Heat, even More Heat, Superheat, Mega Heat, White Heat,
    a Little Heat or No Heat.
    But we don't have anything called Cold.
    We can hit 458 Degrees below Zero which is No Heat, but we can't go any further after that.
    There is no such thing as Cold.
    Cold is only a Word we use to describe the Absence of Heat.
    We cannot Measure Cold.
    Heat is Energy.
    Cold is Not the Opposite of Heat, sir, just the Absence of it.
    (There was Pin-Drop Silence in the Lecture Theatre )
    Student : What about Darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as Darkness?
    Professor : Yes. What is Night if there isn't Darkness?
    Student : You're wrong again, sir. Darkness is the Absence of Something
    You can have Low Light, Normal Light, Bright Light, Flashing Light . . . But if you have No Light constantly, you have nothing and its called Darkness, isn't it? In reality, Darkness isn't. If it is, were you would be able to make Darkness Darker, wouldn't you?
    Professor : So what is the point you are making, Young Man ?
    Student : Sir, my point is your Philosophical Premise is flawed.
    Professor : Flawed ? Can you explain how?
    Student : Sir, you are working on the Premise of Duality. You argue there is Life and then there is Death, a Good GOD and a Bad GOD. You are viewing the Concept of GOD as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, Science can't even explain a Thought. It uses Electricity and Magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one. To view Death as the Opposite of Life is to be ignorant of the fact that Death cannot exist as a Substantive Thing.
    Death is Not the Opposite of Life: just the Absence of it
    Now tell me, Professor, do you teach your Students that they evolved from a Monkey?
    Professor : If you are referring to the Natural Evolutionary Process, yes, of course, I do.
    Student : Have you ever observed Evolution with your own eyes, sir?
    (The Professor shook his head with a Smile, beginning to realize where the Argument was going )
    Student : Since no one has ever observed the Process of Evolution at work and Cannot even prove that this Process is an On-Going Endeavor,
    Are you not teaching your Opinion, sir?
    Are you not a Scientist but a Preacher?
    (The Class was in Uproar )
    Student : Is there anyone in the Class who has ever seen the Professor's Brain?
    (The Class broke out into Laughter )
    Student : Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor's Brain, Felt it, touched or Smelt it? . . .
    No one appears to have done so.
    So, according to the Established Rules of Empirical, Stable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science says that You have No Brain, sir. With all due respect, sir, how do we then Trust your Lectures, sir?
    (The Room was Silent. The Professor stared at the Student, his face unfathomable)
    Professor : I guess you'll have to take them on Faith, son.
    Student : That is it sir . . . Exactly !
    The Link between Man & GOD is FAITH.
    That is all that Keeps Things Alive and Moving
    The student - Albert Einstein
    Th

  2. xxForeverMyselfxx xxForeverMyselfxx
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2012 9:19pm UTC
    I think that
    "Will you be my girlfriend?"
    is better than
    "Will you go out with me?"
    ~ ♥ ~

  3. notyouraverageteenagegirl notyouraverageteenagegirl
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2012 6:40pm UTC
    careful,
    for a second there i actually
    trusted you
    format credit: notyouraverageteenagegirl

  4. amanddaaa1231 amanddaaa1231
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2012 7:48pm UTC
    fave for a name of a boy that would sound good with yours . (:

  5. AKeptSecret AKeptSecret
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2012 6:39pm UTC
    Dear thighs,
    Please share the wealth a little
    sincerely,
    Boobs

  6. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2012 6:10pm UTC
    Using the word "thingy" when
    you can't remember what something is called.

  7. raebobmarypants raebobmarypants
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2012 9:29pm UTC
    Did you ever think that maybe..
    he doesn't text you first because he's scared he's annoying you?
    he doesn't talk to you in the halls because he's too nervous?
    he doesn't ask you to chill because he's worried you'll think he's boring?
    he doesn't call you because he thinks he's not good enough for you?
    he doesn't tell you he likes you because he doesn't think you like him back?
    he doesn't ask you out because he's scared of rejection?
    Did you ever thinkthat maybe..
    guys feel like this too?

  8. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2012 1:41am UTC
    I hate it when I'm nice to someone
    and they think I'm flirting.

  9. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2012 12:58pm UTC
    Spongebob: Can you hear me?
    Patrick: No, it's too dark!

  10. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2012 11:23am UTC
    Fuckerr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
    One of the hardest things to do
    Is plug your wall charger in when it's dark.

  11. sayheyilyx sayheyilyx
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2012 11:18pm UTC
    Cute guys make you:
    crazy,
    Hot guys make you:
    melt,
    Cool guys make you:
    daydream,
    But funny guys make you fall in love without even knowing.
    nmf/nmq
    "-fr Ffrfr




  12. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2012 7:34pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  13. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2012 6:09pm UTC
    "I'm sorry" and "my bad" mean the same thing...
    Unless you're at a funeral.

  14. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2012 10:27am UTC
    Did you know?
    that if you wake up at 2-3 in the morning
    for no reason, there is an 80% chance
    that someone is staring at you.
    format by jimmy365

  15. confessions_of_a_cutter confessions_of_a_cutter
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2012 4:04pm UTC
    If your life ended tomorrow,
    would you be proud of what you
    left behind?

  16. TayaElizabeth12 TayaElizabeth12
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2012 6:22pm UTC
    The phrase, " Don't be afraid' is in the Bible 365 times.
    That's a daily reminder from God to live, every day,
    fearless.♥

  17. lexielicous12 lexielicous12
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2012 5:24pm UTC
    The moment you realize your period is over. 
    *FREEEEEDOOOOOM*

  18. boobahdinky boobahdinky
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2012 11:19am UTC
    1.Say "Eye"
    2.Spell the word "map"
    3.Say "ness"
    Fave if you get it ;)

  19. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2012 4:09pm UTC
    Don't you wonder how many
    people notice you?
    but you don't notice them...
    because you are too busy noticing someone
    that will never notice you ?

  20. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2012 1:21am UTC
    When writing a facebook status: Proof-read like 10 times.
    When writing an essay for school: Proof read exactly 0 times.
    NMQ

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