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brigid*
posted a quote
July 18, 2013 3:56pm UTC

me: i love you more
little girl: i love you more
me: i love you to pluto and back
little girl: i love you to mickey and back

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spence*
posted a quote
July 8, 2013 4:29pm UTC

Every day
I tell myself that I'm a princess because
my shoes fit. I figure that if Cinderella
can be a princess because her shoes fit then I can too.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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spence*
posted a quote
July 7, 2013 3:11pm UTC

Today
I wrote the names of my best friends all
over my legs and wrists. I did this because
if I want to start cutting again
I'd know who's actually hurting.

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HalleBerryHallelujah
posted a quote
July 16, 2013 12:38pm UTC

when a website
Asks if I read all the "Terms and Conditions".
Ain't nobody got time for that!

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cookii_brookii
posted a quote
July 16, 2013 12:42pm UTC

rest in peace Talia Castellano
just keep swimming.
who needs a wig when you have a halo?
8/18/1999-7/16/13

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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spence*
posted a quote
March 5, 2013 1:02pm UTC

What if there was no
google?
good question
google it xD

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spence*
posted a quote
March 3, 2013 12:29pm UTC

When i was a kid...
"I'm gonna tell
your mom."
was the scariest
sentence ever.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
March 2, 2013 10:14am UTC

Teacher: When corals get stressed, they die
Classmate: If I was coral, I would be dead
Me: What does coral even get stressed about?

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Jersey_Girl
posted a quote
February 23, 2013 4:48pm UTC

When Justin Bieber first came out with "One Time", I showed my 7 year old brother the music video.
In the music video, Justin makes a peace sign or something like that, and when he did it in the video, I told my little brother that me and Justin went to elementary together and he told me that when he came out with his first song, that in the video he would make a peace sign to me.
The look on my brother's face.
Priceless.

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Jersey_Girl
posted a quote
February 23, 2013 6:38pm UTC

Hair gets blonder
Skin gets tanner
Days get longer
Worries get shorter
Weather gets warmer
Nights get shorter
Shoes turn to barefeet
Jeans turn to shorts
Sweaters turn to tank tops
Going outside all day
Only sleeping like 5 hours
Tanning in the driveway
Nothing to worry about.
When summer comes,
Life.Gets.Better.

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Jersey_Girl
posted a quote
February 25, 2013 9:05pm UTC

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: M
You: unicorn
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
lol, just happened.

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Jersey_Girl
posted a quote
February 26, 2013 1:33pm UTC

Mike Wizouwski: You know, I'm so romantic sometimes, I think I should just marry myself.

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Jersey_Girl
posted a quote
February 27, 2013 7:44pm UTC

No really,
Congratulations on your ability to create drama out of
absolutley
nothing.

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Jersey_Girl
posted a quote
February 27, 2013 7:54pm UTC

I play the keyboard in this band called The Internet.

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spence*
posted a quote
February 28, 2013 11:59am UTC

Its amazing how someone can make
you feel like the world, and then
make you feel like you're nothing

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spence*
posted a quote
February 28, 2013 11:56am UTC

That moment, when
you realize you've
had your earphones
on for like an hour, but
didnt play anything

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happiest*
posted a quote
March 2, 2013 2:39pm UTC

One time:
1.We meet
2.We became friends
3.And than...we stopped talking

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Trustmeee
posted a quote
March 2, 2013 8:13pm UTC

Life without love is just hell.

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