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  1. abbywight abbywight
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2012 10:02pm UTC
    >>Fave my quote and ill write a cheesy pickup line on your profile!<<
    ------------♥------------
    not my format

  2. OctoberDiving OctoberDiving
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2012 10:20am UTC
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    Fave if you do one of these in class :
    1. Peel off your nail polish
    2. Search your hair for split ends
    3. Check the clock every 5 minutes
    4. Draw hearts on your paper
    5. Draw smileys on your hand
    6. Secretly eat ,
    Hope I'm not the only one(:
    nm/nmq
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  3. CharlAldisx CharlAldisx
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2012 2:04pm UTC
    Mr Krabs:"Spongebob, that makes you look like a girl."
    Spongebob: *blushing* Am I a pretty girl?

  4. JordanRae JordanRae
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2012 7:04pm UTC
    CREDIT-KCLOVE5LAYOUTS
    I shall call him Squishy.
    and he shall be mine ♥

  5. teenqueen143 teenqueen143
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2012 7:29pm UTC
    3 weeks ago: temple run
    2 weeks ago: cinnamon challenge
    last week: yolo
    this week: kony
    now: Draw Something

  6. classielassiestorm classielassiestorm
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2012 6:39pm UTC
    Kony; We can't catch him, but we
    can take incredible HD pictures of him.

  7. WhoNeedsToKnow WhoNeedsToKnow
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2012 9:05am UTC
    Favorite
    and i will tell you a name that sounds
    cute with yours.
    {doing all. not trying to jock.}

  8. WhoNeedsToKnow WhoNeedsToKnow
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2012 9:02am UTC
    Fav this
    and I will go to your page, and tell you the first thing I notice about you.

  9. Tempest* Tempest*
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2012 6:20pm UTC
    Facebook lets you know what everyones bathroom looks like

  10. cravethosecrazysquares cravethosecrazysquares
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2012 2:14pm UTC
    Fave or comment if I can vent to you. Its gonna be alot; get reaady .
    I'll give you my iPod number, to text.

  11. kaila* kaila*
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2012 2:23pm UTC
    Stranger: Do you know why firetrucks are red?
    You: Nope
    Stranger: well, firetrucks have 4 wheels, and 8 people on firetrucks.
    Stranger: 4+8=12.
    Stranger: there are 12 inches in a ruler.
    Stranger: Queen Elizabeth was a ruler.
    Stranger: there was also a ship named after Queen Elizabeth.
    Stranger: the ship sailed the seas, and seas have fish.
    Stranger: the fish have fins.
    Stranger: people from Finland are also called fins.
    Stranger: Finland and Russia were in a war a long time ago.
    Stranger: Russians are red.
    Stranger: and firetrucks are always Russian around.
    You: LOL

  12. Jizzle Jizzle
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2012 8:10am UTC
    Highlight this if you don't have Witty.
    Now fave this and admit that you're curious.

  13. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2012 1:09pm UTC
    "Wow you're cool."
    fav if you just read that in a sarcastic voice ッ

  14. Reader_Aubrey Reader_Aubrey
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2012 3:14pm UTC
    i dare you to fav this..
    and if you do, i will go to your profile, fav of few of your quotes, follow you and post something in your comment box, just to make your day a litle bit brighter.

  15. JustAnotherWittyGuy JustAnotherWittyGuy
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2012 2:52pm UTC
    forgeterr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
    Favorite For A Name
    That Sounds Cute With Yours
    I will do them all

  16. nerdybirdy13 nerdybirdy13
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2012 6:29pm UTC
    ❤♡♡❤
    " I'm a Barbie girl, in a Barbie world.
    Life in plastic- its fantastic!"
    *FaVe* if you just sung this in the voice of an annoying lady with a nazily, high pitched voice :)
    ❤♡♡❤
    Cookiedoughformats

  17. lovexxyou4 lovexxyou4
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2012 5:55pm UTC
    Fave for a name
    that sounds cute
    with yours... and
    the first thing i
    notice about you(:

  18. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 29, 2012 4:54pm UTC
    It's like the more I sleep,
    the more tired I wake up.

  19. Y0U0NLYLIVE0NCE Y0U0NLYLIVE0NCE
    posted a quote
    February 29, 2012 6:49pm UTC
    format by: Y0U0NLYLIVE0NCE
    Friend: Heyyy
    Me: Heyy
    *no reply*
    Okay, now tell me..
    what was the point of texting me ..?

  20. _broken615_ _broken615_
    posted a quote
    February 29, 2012 5:09pm UTC
    If Spongebob is
    the main character, why is Patrick the star?

    just a thought:) nmf/follow for a follow

:)

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