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Member Since: 30 Oct 2011 09:36am

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Julia ♥ *-*
It's life .. keep fighting.♥I t goes on ♥

Jizzle
posted a quote
August 9, 2012 2:32pm UTC

You're looking at me, but I'm looking trough you.

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Jizzle
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August 2, 2012 10:16am UTC

Every girl has her bestfriend, her boyfriend & her true love.
You're lucky if they're all the same person.
♥

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Jizzle
posted a quote
June 16, 2012 4:02am UTC

Yeah.
And you know what?
I'll fight for you.
Because you're WORTH it.

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Jizzle
posted a quote
May 24, 2012 4:09pm UTC

Show me your ringtone and I'll guess your graduation (;

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May 18, 2012 4:09pm UTC

OMG (you won't read this, but it means so much to me)
my cellphone rang.. with HIS name on it .. ♥
we talked about an hour.. ♥
i LOVE you !

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Jizzle
posted a quote
May 12, 2012 3:53pm UTC

Hold your cursor over this quote (;

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Jizzle
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May 6, 2012 2:13pm UTC

them: were you dropped as a baby?
me: yeea, into a pool of sexy
nmq

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Jizzle
posted a quote
May 4, 2012 9:27am UTC

I just hate it
when you got remembered of your past. ♥

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Jizzle
posted a quote
April 11, 2012 8:07am UTC

Here's to the girls
who sleep with boxers ♥

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Jizzle
posted a quote
April 8, 2012 3:50pm UTC

I must admit
when i realize that a guy has a sixpack
he automatically becomes
a whole lot hotter
nmq

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Jizzle
posted a quote
April 5, 2012 10:41am UTC

Today,
I saw a little six or seven year old girl wearing Hannah Montana socks.
I asked her if she liked Hannah Montana.
She said no; she liked to wear these socks,
because she got to step on Miley Cyrus every time she walked.
I love this kid.
nmq

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Jizzle
posted a quote
April 1, 2012 5:53am UTC

So how's your new phone?
Mom?
You finally have a smartphone :D
Why aren't you answering?
Howdoyoudoaspace

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Jizzle
posted a quote
March 31, 2012 12:20pm UTC

Teens were never innocent.

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Jizzle
posted a quote
March 19, 2012 3:40pm UTC

"Quick, everyone act natural!"
*Everyone strikes the most un-natural pose ever*
nmq

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Jizzle
posted a quote
March 19, 2012 3:23pm UTC

Logged in today.
1003
Feeling like a BOSS.

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Jizzle
posted a quote
March 18, 2012 3:16pm UTC

fav this if you're not the same person that you were a year ago.
nmq

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Jizzle
posted a quote
March 17, 2012 11:58am UTC

i wish i could see myself from a boy's perspective.♥
nmq

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Jizzle
posted a quote
March 4, 2012 8:10am UTC

Highlight this if you don't have Witty.
Now fave this and admit that you're curious.

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Jizzle
posted a quote
February 2, 2012 11:23am UTC

Did you know
that when a girl says 'idiot' and smiles, she really likes you? ♥

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Jizzle
posted a quote
January 5, 2012 11:17am UTC

the girlfriend of my brother has left him.
I had never thought that boys could cry because of girls.

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