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  1. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2013 3:28pm UTC
    friend: my lips are the worst part of my face
    me: my face is the worst part of my face

  2. SoftballMyLife22 SoftballMyLife22
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2013 1:57pm UTC
    What hurts the most
    Was being so close
    And having so much to say
    And watching you walk away

  3. Yourbeautiful* Yourbeautiful*
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2013 1:22pm UTC
    I love talking to you
    Whenever I see you name pop up on my phone, I instantly smile. I just love talking to you because I know that I can talk to you about anything and I know that you're always going to be there for me. We could talk about our problems, or how or day went, or what's new. Our conversations could just go on and on, they're endless.
    There's just something about you. I love talking to you.

  4. Monsta Monsta
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2013 1:16pm UTC
    other kids: i do a shtt load of weed n stuff
    me: sometimes i eat a whole bag of baby carrots

  5. sammy* sammy*
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2013 1:56pm UTC
    i'm trying not to think about you anymore.

  6. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2013 11:57am UTC
    there is a difference
    between letting go and
    pretending you've forgotten
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  7. sammy* sammy*
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2013 4:08pm UTC
    I DO MISS YOU,.
    But i'm trying not to caRe anYmOre.

  8. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2013 1:41pm UTC
    WARNING!
    The file: your love life : Does Not Exist
    Try Again
    Forever Alone


  9. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  10. jjflan jjflan
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2013 10:05am UTC
    i can honestally say youve been on my mind since i woke up today

  11. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2013 2:05am UTC
    so do you like him, or do you like-like him?

  12. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2013 3:55am UTC
    me: *pulls up blanket and punches self in face*
    me: *trips and falls over own feet*
    me: *leans chair too far back and loses balance*
    me: *trips up the stairs*
    me: *uncoordinated arm movements while running*
    me: *plays with pen in class, pen flies out of hand*
    me: *pokes self in eye while applying mascara*

  13. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2013 8:25pm UTC
    oh my god guys i'm in a cafe on my own and this massive group of popular guys i know just walked in
    i could say hi but im sitting at a table with a laptop and a plate of food the size of asia
    i'm actually making a quote just so i look like i'm doing something, not just sitting here a loser. because i am sitting here like a loser
    one of them's walking over in my direction help abort mission abort mission
    ...
    ...
    he said hey and i was too socially awkward to admit i'm here alone so i said my friends are in the bathroom
    which they're not.
    because they don't exist.
    because they're not real.
    i can't just walk out now that'd be too obvious
    please tell me they're getting coffee to go or something
    JESUS THEY GOT A TABLE RIGHT NEXT TO MINE
    WHY IS MY LIFE THE WAY MY LIFE IS
    i need to leave right now before they realise i lied about the friends
    but i have a coffee
    and it's caramel flavoured
    and also i have a pie and some chocolate cake
    don't judge me, i eat like twelve grown men
    why do bad things happen to good people?
    maybe i could take the coffee and leave?
    ...no it's not takeaway so I'd get arrested for stealing the cup
    help help help help help
    i wish i could make TARDIS noises and disappear but no
    i'm not a time machine
    i wish i was a time machine.
    abort abort abort

  14. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2013 2:58pm UTC
    the episode where spongebob goes around
    asking people if he's ugly and they all run away is basically an 11 minute description of my life.

  15. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2013 4:36pm UTC
    I want a boy
    who would shove ice cream in my face.
    Who will wrestle with me.
    Who shows me off to his friends.
    Who treats me with respect.
    Who will call me at 4 in the morning
    and tell me he can’t stop thinking about me.
    Who sings to me; even if he can’t.
    Who could break my heart,
    but wouldn’t even dream of it.

  16. RainbowGlitter4 RainbowGlitter4
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2013 7:38pm UTC
    That beautiful smile when;
    ♥you catch him staring at you

  17. RainbowGlitter4 RainbowGlitter4
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2013 8:00pm UTC
    i thought i was over you,
    i thought i could be happy without you. but the truth is, im not over you.
    i'm a complete mess without you.

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