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  1. Blondy121 Blondy121
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2012 7:00pm UTC
    Fave for "Hunger games"
    Comment for "One direction"
    since these are the popular things on here(;
    Format:twilightgirl995

  2. AllTheBeautifulTimes AllTheBeautifulTimes
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2012 6:09pm UTC
    • you are unable to fave this quote unless you follow me. •

  3. Shawn616 Shawn616
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2012 7:38pm UTC
    I don't want to be
    Romeo & Juliet.
    Like Prince Charming and Cinderella or even Ken & Barbie.
    I want us to create our own story.

  4. gracegreene gracegreene
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2012 7:38pm UTC
    "only fools fall in love"
    well, I guess I'm a major fool♥

  5. SpaceBound97 SpaceBound97
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2012 8:08pm UTC
    When Movies
    Say Based On A True Story
    Sh*t Gets Real
    format credit: notyouraverageteenagegirl

  6. JustDropItLikeItsHot JustDropItLikeItsHot
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2012 6:56pm UTC
    B4? NO, IT'S BEFORE.
    WE SPEAK ENGLIGH, NOT BINGO.

  7. brianamae brianamae
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2012 6:56pm UTC
    "are you crying?" "no my eyes just decided..to pee.." ♥

  8. Kate_loves_you Kate_loves_you
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2012 10:04pm UTC
    Today My Friend Butt Dialed Me. This Was How The Convo Went.
    -Le Phone Rings-
    Me: Hello? Er... Anybody there?
    Friend: OH MY GOD MY POCKET'S TALKING TO ME.
    My Friends Are Amazing.

  9. YouAreLovedXo YouAreLovedXo
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2012 4:09pm UTC
    Rebecca Black: It's Friday, Friday
    Normal Person: No. Its Wednesday
    Patrick Star: No. This Is Patrick


  10. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  11. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2012 5:18pm UTC
    I die alittle inside
    When I see an old person eating alone at a restaurant
    nmf.nmq.

  12. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2012 4:11pm UTC
    DID YOU KNOW?
    That if you put your ear up against a strangers leg,
    you can hear them say:
    WTF are you doing?!
    format by jimmy365

  13. lollypopgrl7 lollypopgrl7
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2012 6:59pm UTC
    Substitute Teacher :
    "Does you normal teacher let you do that?"
    Students:
    "YES..."

  14. haazaahhh haazaahhh
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2012 4:18pm UTC
    hold your cursor over this quote. ♥

  15. eve123 eve123
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2012 3:25pm UTC
    Zoey May
    Im so sick of boys being such dicks!
    Like • Comment • 27 minutes ago
    Toby Jackson
    In 7th grade, I beggen Mr.Williams to let me be your lab partner. I suggested you came round 5 times to do our project, you said no each time. I did the project alone, all of it. In 8th grade, I sent you 3 valentines cards, candy and a rose. You gave the rose to somebody else and threw the cards away. In 9th grade, at the school social, I asked to dance with you. You said "Yes, give me 5 minutes, I need to go to the bathroom." You never came back, and I was left waiting for you. In 10th grade, I bought us two tickets to go and see your favourite band. You said thanks, then took the tickets and gave one to your friend. Now, in 11th grade, I'm confessing this, where everyone can see, to show that actually, girls can be dicks too.
    26 minutes ago · Like
    True stuff

  16. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2012 4:48pm UTC
    Be sure to taste your words
    b e f o r e y o u s p i t t h e m o u t .
    format by jimmy365

  17. cutecotton cutecotton
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2012 5:04pm UTC
    *Mean girl texting an innocent girl*
    OMG!!!!! Do you need a license to be that ugly?
    Nope,but If I do,I can always borrow yours.
    nmf.

  18. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2012 8:55pm UTC
    Friends are like potatos.
    If you eat them, they die.

    c0f93996-3a2f-4636-9651-2d793222a2e0
    1.03.01

  19. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2012 8:48pm UTC
    • • • • • •
    1, 2, 3... Smile!
    Did you take it yet?
    Oh crap its on video
    Format credit - RunawayRachel

  20. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2012 8:16pm UTC
    *FIRE ALARM*
    Teacher: Okay kids, single file line.
    Me: MOVE B*TCH I'M ABOUT TO DIE.
    format by jimmy365

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