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posted a quote
February 15, 2012 7:56am UTC

Just. listen. To it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-BIye98Ryic&feature=related

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cutecotton
posted a quote
February 12, 2012 5:04pm UTC

*Mean girl texting an innocent girl*
OMG!!!!! Do you need a license to be that ugly?
Nope,but If I do,I can always borrow yours.
nmf.

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cutecotton
posted a quote
January 22, 2012 9:12am UTC

Mascara is better then boys.
When boys walk away,mascara runs.
♥
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cutecotton
posted a quote
January 21, 2012 6:32pm UTC

Voldemort is like a teenage girl..
He has a diary,a tiara,a special cup,a pet he adores and an obsession with a teenage boy.
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cutecotton
posted a quote
January 17, 2012 1:53pm UTC

SHE DREAMED OF PARA-PARA-PARADISE
EVERTIME SHE CLOSED HER EYES
Sometimes I feel like I could throw you in the air -_-
CAUSE I KNOW I CAN COUNT ON YOUUU
nmf.

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cutecotton
posted a quote
January 15, 2012 6:52am UTC

Life would be perfect if:
Sweatpants were sexy. Junkfood was healthy. Nothing was regrettable. Mondays were fun. Guys werent confusing.
Drama didnt exist.
Goodbyes werent only meant until tomorrow.
Wishes came true.
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posted a quote
January 12, 2012 12:37pm UTC

Dear girl in horror film who's getting chased by a muderer,
Why are you running upstairs instead of out of the house?
-Sincerely the smart one who noticed.

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cutecotton
posted a quote
January 12, 2012 12:30pm UTC

That one teacher
That when you ask for help
he does your work for you :/
nmf,neversaynever16

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cutecotton
posted a quote
January 9, 2012 12:50pm UTC

This is a guy who makes fun of cancer and child abuse.
how many slaps can he get?
(-.-)
/|\
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1 fave= 1 slap.

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cutecotton
posted a quote
January 8, 2012 7:44am UTC

I was singing along to my
favourite song outside school
with some friends."That song is
so old!" they said so I decided to
use a witty comeback 'So's your
mom and you still listen to her!"
We walked home seperate ways.
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cutecotton
posted a quote
January 5, 2012 11:32am UTC

Ow,You hurt my feelings.
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posted a quote
December 30, 2011 2:45pm UTC

Girl:
I love you.
- Boy:
Yeah I know everyone does!
... ... ... ... ...
-Girl:
Really?
- Boy:
Yeah...everyone of my friends that are girls tell me that everyday.
- Girl:
Oh...but am I only your friend?
- Boy:
No...you're my girlfriend...why?
- Girl:
So when I say I love you I really do mean it.
- Boy:
Yeah I know you do mean it...its just that you dont need to tell me that you love
me
anymore cuz I know you love me since the day we been together and i love you more
each and everyday.
- Girl:
......
- Boy:
So wanna go somewhere tonight for our 7th anniversary?
- Girl:
Yeah...where?
- Boy:
I dont know...maybe movie then dinner?
-Girl:
Ok.
- Boy:
Ill pick you up after I get off and get ready ok?
- Girl:
Ok. What time do you get off?
- Boy:
In 2 hours and then I gotta go home and yeah get ready which takes about 15-20
mintues...
-Girl:
hey...I thought you didnt have work today...
- Boy:
One of my co-workers called in sick.
- Girl:
Oh okay! So ill see you around 7:30 then?
- Boy:
Yeah! and babe?
- Girl:
Yeah?
- Boy:
I love you.
- Girl:
I love you too!
- Boy:
Ok my manager is like looking at me so yeah.... i gotta go.
- Girl:
Ok bye.
- Boy:
Bye.
****************************
2 hours later...
The guy drives to his girlfriends house and walks up to the door and rings bell.
- Girl:
Hey! (gives a kiss to her boyfriend)
- Boy:
Wassup...you ready?
- Girl:
Um...wait...let me get my bag and we can go ok?
- Boy:
Ok.
They both watched a movie and ate dinner...once they were done eating they head
back
to the car but before she got into the car...
- Boy:
Wait! Can I blind fold you?
- Girl:
Why??!
- Boy:
Its a suprise.
- Girl:
What kind of suprise?
- Boy:
A big one.
- Girl:
Okay but only if you promise me that you will hold my hand while we're driving.
- Boy:
I promise.
- Girl:
Ok blind fold me...
So they drove off...........and then they stoped.
- Boy:
Ok we're here!
-Girl:
Where?
- Boy:
Wait let me walk you to the place!
- Girl:
What place?
- Boy:
Somewhere! (and gives a kiss to her on the lips)
- Girl:
Baby!...
The boy walks her to the place.
- Boy:
Ok...let me take the blind fold off.
- Girl:
Where are we?
He takes it off her and she opens her eyes and sees the view of the city and at
that
same spot...that's where he first asked her to be his girlfriend....
- Girl:
Omg...(tears come down)
- Boy:
Why are you crying?
- Girl:
This is where you first asked me out...
- Boy:
What are you doing the rest of your life? (he asked on his knees and after he says
that...behind him...in the air it says "Will you marry me?" in fireworks)
- Girl:
(tears come down faster)
- Boy:
I wasnt at work when you called me...I was planning this whole thing!
- Girl:
Get up!
- Boy:
Yeah?
- Girl:
(kisses him)
- Boy:
Is that a yes or a no?
- Girl:
Yes.
If you don't repost this you will have the loneliest life!
BUT!
If you do repost this, you will have a relationship that will last as long as you
want it to!
You have 3 mintues to repost this
sorry cant risk being forever alone!

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cutecotton
posted a quote
December 30, 2011 2:32pm UTC

WHEN I GROW UP...
I'm going to marry a guy named Jessie; so I can be Jessie's Girl.
Have a girl named Stacy; so I can be Stacy's Mom and have it going on.
And have a son named Luke; so my husband can say, "Luke, I am your father."
that would be a pretty sweet life.
nmf/nmq (c) zpoiledrotton313

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cutecotton
posted a quote
December 27, 2011 10:45am UTC

Who else remember's 'Esteban Julio Ricardo Montoya De La Rosa Ramírez?'

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cutecotton
posted a quote
December 23, 2011 7:51am UTC

Libby and I?
Chapter 1
*Toni's point of view*
I scanned the shopping centre for a shop that sold proposal rings.
I decided a few days ago that I wanted to propose to Libby.
Libby was the love of my life,I met her when I first started college.
Those round blue eyes,that beautiful smile was to die for.
Next week would be the perfect time to propose.
It was Libbys birthdays next week,and the week after that was graduation day.
I spotted a Tiffany shop and went over to it.
I opened the glass door's and entered the shop.
There was a table with a dozen diamond rings,all glistening because of the light.
I sighed softly and examined each ring,trying to find the perfect one for Libby.
I spotted a ring,with a small diamond in the middle and tiny diamond circles around it.
It stood out from all the others,just like Libby stood out from the crowd.
What do you guys think? Should I continue? Fav and Follow,thanks!

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cutecotton
posted a quote
December 18, 2011 5:49am UTC

Can you guys favourite this funny quote for me,thanks :]
http://www.wittyprofiles.com/q/4639269

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cutecotton
posted a quote
December 18, 2011 4:59am UTC

I dropped my old laptop in the water...
So now there is A-DELL rolling in the deep ;]

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cutecotton
posted a quote
December 17, 2011 8:25am UTC

2011: I love you.
1836: I love you.
Love never changes ♥

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cutecotton
posted a quote
December 16, 2011 11:28am UTC

click to see this quote

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cutecotton
posted a quote
December 15, 2011 12:12pm UTC

A guy and a girl were speeding at 100mph on a motorcycle.
Girl: "Slow down.Im scared."
Guy: "No its fun."
Girl: "No, its not.Please, its too scary."
Guy: "Then tell me you love me."
Girl: "Ok, fine.I love you.Slow down now."
Guy: "Now give me a big hug."
*Girl hugs him*
Guy: Can you take my helmet off and put it on its bugging me."
Newspaper the next day: Motorcycle crashes into building because of brake failure. Two people were on it.Only one survived.
Truth: Halfway down the road, guy realizes brakes went out, and he didnt want girl to know.Instead, he made her tell him that she loves him and give him one last hug. He also made her wear the helmet so she will survive.

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