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DeadlyLittleSweetheart

  1. mayday mayday
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2012 11:35am UTC
    DEAR EYELASHES, WISHBONES
    DANDELIONS, PENNIES, /////////
    SHOOTING STARS, 11:11,
    AND [ BIRTHDAY CANDLES ]
    D O Y O U R J O B .

  2. Smiley_101 Smiley_101
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2012 5:44pm UTC
    She Loves Him
    He Loves Her
    And I Don't Even Exist Anymore
    not my format c:

  3. lexidanielle_xo lexidanielle_xo
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2012 11:08pm UTC
    please don't be like the rest of them.

  4. itsnickipewpyo itsnickipewpyo
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2012 4:53pm UTC
    "My nightmares are usually about losing you."
    -Peeta Mellark ♥

  5. Firelight Firelight
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2012 6:53pm UTC
    You call that a kiss? -H
    julietchoecho's format with a little bit of editing by me :)

  6. RachelWils0n RachelWils0n
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2012 5:53pm UTC
    When Guys Bite Their Lip
    In that sexual way
    It's like UGH, let's make babies...
    like right now please & thank you.

  7. XxAveriaxX XxAveriaxX
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2012 7:05pm UTC
    i wonder what it's like
    to be one of the pretty girls that every guy likes....

  8. DANMOON DANMOON
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2012 11:44am UTC
    I miss when
    I was little, and didn't care about what
    people thought of me, my clothes, or hair.
    I just did what made me happy.

  9. angiecee22 angiecee22
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2012 2:43pm UTC
    I Have CDO,
    Its Like OCD.
    But With All The Letters In Alphabetical Order.
    Just Like It Should Be.

  10. oursong oursong
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2012 10:08pm UTC
    and wouldn't it be a perfect crime..
    if i stole your heart.
    and you stole mine?

  11. waaaboosh waaaboosh
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2012 4:43pm UTC
    Today was supposed to be my brother and his girlfriend's two year anniversay. A happy day, right? Wrong. She killed herself today because some low life scumbag felt the need to call her fat just to make them feel better about themselves. She DESERVED to live! She had a whole life ahead of her. I was positive that my brother was going to marry her--positive. I can't imagine what he's feeling. I'm asking you to stop scrolling and take two seconds to favorite this quote and pray for her. Not for me, but for Sam. This isn't to become famous, it's to aware everyone that bullying does hurt and it does cause deaths. It's sad that it took someone to kill themselves for me to realize that.. I'm sorry to everyone who has been bullied, I've been bullied, but it gets better. Way better. Just having one person say, "hey, wanna come sit with me at lunch?" can mean the difference between life and death. You could be that one person. Stand up, speak out. It gets better. I promise.
    R.I.P. Sammie-- I will miss your loving voice, your protectiveness, your personalitly. Everyone will miss you. May you be happy and rest in peace. I love you.

  12. Cinderelly Cinderelly
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2012 6:24pm UTC
    I got 99 problems
    But they can wait till monday.
    Format by Sandrasaurus


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  14. WigWamBam WigWamBam
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2012 4:22pm UTC
    American kid "You're from the UK? Ohhh cool, So do you have tea with the Queen?".
    British kid: "Do you like, go to mcdonalds with Obama?"
    Nmf(BookOfComedy)

  15. BrokenButterflies BrokenButterflies
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2012 9:03am UTC
    Would you date an ugly girl?
    I can't date something that doesn't exist.

  16. mwittym mwittym
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2012 11:40am UTC
    Does anyone else
    have that one annoying person that thinks they're your best friend?

  17. xTheHungerGamesx xTheHungerGamesx
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2012 3:16pm UTC
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    We salute you Rue!!! <3

  18. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2012 3:14pm UTC
    credittoforgeter
    That status was about you.
    You're not ALLOWED to like it.

  19. ReetaLov3 ReetaLov3
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2012 10:13am UTC
    forgeterr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
    Dear Microsoft Word,
    I'm pretty sure I spelled my name right. -.-

  20. bailie008 bailie008
    posted a quote
    February 29, 2012 4:39pm UTC
    Me: Oh my god. My period is late.
    Me: AM I PREGNANT?
    Me: Wait...
    Me: Still a virgin.
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me: I must be carrying the next baby jesus.
    Me: Seems legit.
    -tumblr-

:)

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