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cassiewassy156
posted a quote
November 23, 2012 9:58pm UTC

So this guy was trying to hit on this girl in my class today and this happened.
Douche: Hey
Girl:..
Douche: HEY
Girl: What?
Douche: You know, there should be a warning sign on my d!ck
Girl: Excuse me?
Douche: Yeah, it should say choking hazard. lol *Hi fives bros*
Girl: Isn't that a label they put on small objects?
That girl just happened to be me.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Jahyvie
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November 23, 2012 3:14pm UTC

Darling the reason you are struggling today is because it will strengthen you for tomorrow.
So never give up.

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yourcool
posted a quote
November 23, 2012 9:53pm UTC

people shouldn't be able to get
their license until they beat Rainbow Road on Mario Kart.

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Jahyvie
posted a quote
November 23, 2012 12:48pm UTC

We are afraid to care
to much, for fear that
the other person does
not care at all.
-Eleanor RooseveltJahyvies format.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
November 23, 2012 4:59pm UTC

Do you ever just want to redecorate your bedroom
and change your hair and all your clothes and completely reinvent yourself and then realize that it takes time and money and then you retreat to your bed and hate who you are?

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yourcool
posted a quote
November 23, 2012 9:27pm UTC

“One day my girlfriend asked me:
‘how much do you love me?’
I just answered:
'from here'
and she didn't get it.
two years later we broke up
and a month later i text her:
'...to here.'
and she didn’t get it though.”

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yourcool
posted a quote
November 23, 2012 9:46pm UTC

of course gay men dress well.
they didn't spend all that time in the closet doing nothing.

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londonxmaye*
posted a quote
November 22, 2012 8:29pm UTC

Sleeping with Sirens
Paramore
Peirce the Veil
Blood on the dance Floor
Silverstein
Hey Monday
Relient K
Mayday Parade
Never Shout Never
Catching Your Clouds
We the Kings
He Is We
Ed Sheeran
The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus
Asking Alexandria
Memphis May Fire
All time low
Simple Plan
The Veronics
t.A.T.u
A day to remeber
The All-American rejects
You me at six
Forever the sickest kids
Fav if you know who any of them are :)
Cookiedoughformats

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Awkward3564
posted a quote
November 8, 2012 9:14pm UTC

Did you know
Intercourse between Rattlesnakes can last up to 20 hours?

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alyse
posted a quote
November 9, 2012 2:01pm UTC

So last night my sister tried to commite suicide,
when she told me i started to cry.
she apoligized but right now im still crying
because i don't know what i'd do without her.
So i made a deal with her,
If this quote gets 400 quotes in atleast
72 hours she will never try to commite suicide again.
Please take like 2 seconds out of your time to save my
sisters life.
~ Thank you~<3

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Arilena :)*
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November 3, 2012 9:03am UTC

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MyWittyProfile
posted a quote
November 2, 2012 3:16pm UTC

Romney or Obama?
Neither, I'm voting for Regina George because she got pushed in front of a bus.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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bazinga
posted a quote
November 6, 2012 10:04am UTC

I hate it when,
SOMEONE SAYS THEY HATE SOMEONE
AND THEN THEY HANG OUT WITH THEM.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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JustAnotherWittyGuy18
posted a quote
November 5, 2012 6:43pm UTC

Worst feeling in the world... #4
First day of school sitting alone at lunch because none of your friends have it with you
My quote
Fave for more

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Arilena :)*
posted a quote
November 6, 2012 11:47am UTC

Wanting a boy
to give you a piggy-back ride
but you're afraid
you're too heavy.

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Arilena :)*
posted a quote
November 6, 2012 1:07pm UTC

Niall Horan? How do I even begin to explain Niall Horan?
Liam: : When he met Justin Bieber, I had to escort him out so he could scream.
Harry: He started crying when he saw the fake picture of him smoking
Louis: He sat on the floor for hours trying to put M&M's in alphabetical order
Girls of the world: He's the most beautiful person I've ever seen
Zayn: One time I ate the last chip so he tried eating my hand...
Zayn:
Zayn:
Zayn:
Zayn: It was awesome

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iwishiwasbeautiful
posted a quote
November 5, 2012 6:58pm UTC

(ba ba ba ba banana ba ba ba ba banana)
Bananaaaaaa Potato naaaaa Bananaaaaaa Tokarino potato li kani malo mani kanoti ca (ba ba ba ba banana ba ba ba ba banana) Yo plano poo laqua nolotu ma banana La kanupi ta lamu (ba ba ba ba banana ba ba ba ba banana) Potatooooooo Tokarino potato li kani malo mani kanoti ca ba ba ba ba bananaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh
oh. despicable me

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