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ForeverYounq_
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October 5, 2011 9:02pm UTC

Oh hi, I'm a ugly quote. Your probably not gonna fave me cause I'm not beautiful.
This is how society is. -_____-

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Kelsey*
posted a quote
October 5, 2011 8:12pm UTC

Our School Banned
Us from hugging people in the 8th grade. Click the [♥] if you think thats wrong.
notmine

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mareadia914
posted a quote
October 5, 2011 8:03pm UTC

Your ipod? Laptop? Ipad?
All because of one man:
Steve Jobs. Even those of you
who don't use Mac. Steve Jobs had the idea for Itunes. Music would'nt exist the way it does without him. So comon guys.
Lets fave this one for him ♥

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CookieMonster6472
posted a quote
October 4, 2011 7:48pm UTC

Ways To Annoy your Teacher:
1) When the teacher tells Someone to "Stop Sharpening their pencil In the middle of class," Say, "THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!"
2) Moo In the teachers Ear.
3) Get really close and whisper in their ear "I really don't want to have Homework." In a Creepy Tone.
4) Crawl up to their Desk and duck behind it and then jump up and Shout "PEEK-A-BOO"
5) Hiss at students when they try and help you with a paper
6) Stare at the Teacher intensly, the whole time she/he talks.
7) Ask Her/him if your shoes match your eyes then ask why shes/hes checking you out
8) When your doing a paper in class, yell " I DONT GET THIS!!" And then act like you never said it.
9) When the teacher asks what you did over the weekend, raise your hand really high and yell "I WENT TO CHINA!"
10) Stop your feet when she/he walks to make them sound heavy.
11) Say you can't do you're paper because it's not attractive.
12) Say you can't participate in class because you're diagnosed with Boredom.
nmf (:

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sparkly_rain_bows321
posted a quote
October 4, 2011 8:06pm UTC

its hard
to erase your past when its been a part of you for such a long time. So dont tell me to like its simple.

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chocolate_monsterx3
posted a quote
October 4, 2011 7:07pm UTC

Victoria's secret
is that Victoria is actually a guy named Victor
Who designed all the underwear.
not my format; not my quote

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qpsbg57
posted a quote
October 4, 2011 3:19pm UTC

The worst thing your parents can ever say to you;
"Were not mad, were dissapointed."

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SpreadALittleLove97
posted a quote
October 4, 2011 6:32pm UTC

Forget 11:11 ,
I'm gonna buy two goldfish
&
name them cosmo and wanda.
Then i can wish anytime i want.
nmf/q.

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4211
posted a quote
October 4, 2011 4:38pm UTC

dear shampoo & conditioner,
it's not a race, you can run out at the same time.
sincerely, tired of going to the store.

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forever_inlove22
posted a quote
October 4, 2011 3:09pm UTC

♥
Looking in
lthe mirror;;
"i'm so ugly"
"no one will ever love me"
"my eyes are too close together"
"my nose is too big"
"my face has a weird shape"
"BAD HAIR DAY!"
"my arms are too thick"
"my chest is too small"
"i'm so fat"
"my stomach is huge"
"my butt isn't big"
"my thighs are gross"
"no wonder i don't have a boyfriend"
♥

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bandansrock123
posted a quote
October 4, 2011 7:06pm UTC

Dear male teachers,
Yes, I really do need to take my bag with me to the bathroom.
Sincerely, are you really that dumb?
nmq

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tt505
posted a quote
October 4, 2011 4:19pm UTC

& who else dies a little inside
w h e n y o u s e e h i m t a l k i n g t o h e r

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AlNicholas
posted a quote
October 4, 2011 6:34pm UTC

you were pretty, then your photoshop trial expired

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viperchick
posted a quote
October 4, 2011 4:41pm UTC

Who ever made
Adele mad
made her rich.
nmf

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xobrebabesox
posted a quote
October 4, 2011 5:11pm UTC

Mom
Where were you last night?
Studying at johns house
What were you studying?
The birds and the bees.
Was it hard?
Of course he was
lmao.
nmf. quote from smartphowned.com

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claireee3
posted a quote
October 4, 2011 6:45pm UTC

Don't worry Isabella, my Phineas doesn't notice me either.
♥

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samd73098
posted a quote
October 4, 2011 5:57pm UTC

That momentWhen your parents are like "who are you texting?" and you change it to someone they aprove.

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ijustneedaplacetovent
posted a quote
October 4, 2011 5:39pm UTC

HE SMILED AT ME
& my friend trying to be funny said "So when should we start planning the wedding
Then he turns back around and says
I'm free 9th period , does that work ? ♥

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