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  1. pinkneonlights_ pinkneonlights_
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2013 5:04pm UTC
    verbal abuse & bullying is not ‘freedom of speech’

  2. imperfect * imperfect *
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2013 6:02am UTC
    Nothing compares
    with the stomach ache
    you get from
    laughing with your
    best friends

  3. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2013 11:26am UTC
    Pray for talia
    She brings hope and inspiration to all young girls who have suffered the trauma of cancer. Everyone in life has their own inspirations and Talia has been mine for over two years. She did not let cancer control her life, she did not let it destroy her. She wore a smile and did not take life for granted. She showed that living with cancer does not need to be a dark time, but an opportunity to live life to the full. She is truly beautiful inside and out and she deserves the world. She taught thousands of young girls how to deal with the effects of cancer, make up tutorials so little girls could have their eye lashes and eye brows back, she taught little girls how to embrace losing their hair. Can you imagine being completely bald as a 12 year old girl? How scary and confusing that is? Talia dealt with this in the best way possible, going out their and showing the world you should not be ashamed of this. Talia is extremely sick, she has signed the do not resuscitate papers and has not eaten in 5 days, all she can do right now is sleep the pain away and wake up to vomit. Talia doesn’t deserve this and although I never knew her in person I felt close to her as she shared so much with the world. As much as it breaks my heart that talia is off the meds and will soon pass away, I have no doubt she will be a guardian angel to all those who suffer and a shining light to children for years to come. Talia deserved a life of health and joy and I hope someday when she has passed, she will get that. Even if you are not religious, say a little prayer or cross your fingers that Talia will always be safe and pain free wherever she is.

  4. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2013 11:52am UTC
    To be perfectly honest, you'll never fully understand or fully relate to Taylor Swift's song Fifteen until you actually go through your freshman year of high school.

  5. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2013 3:00pm UTC
    Reasons to date me :
    1.No one will try and steal me from you
    2.Sometimes i'm funny
    3.I can't think of anything else

  6. taytay8056 taytay8056
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2013 7:21pm UTC
    "If you find a girl who reads, keep her close.
    When you find her up at 2 AM clutching a book to her chest and weeping, make her a cup of tea and hold her.
    You may lose her for a couple of hours but she will always come back to you.
    She’ll talk as if the characters in the book are real, because for a while, they always are.
    Date a girl who reads because you deserve it."
    -Robert Pattinson

  7. jessicabliss jessicabliss
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2013 8:44pm UTC
    Agnes: Pretty please?
    Gru: The physical appearance of the please makes no difference.
    ~Despicable me~

  8. ImtheOnee ImtheOnee
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2013 8:36pm UTC
    "music is my life" says the white girl
    suddenly her itunes freezes and the music stops
    she can't breathe
    feeling herself slipping away, she stumbls into the kitchen and manages to turn on the radio
    *phew*
    she is safe for another day

  9. carson5482 carson5482
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2013 9:10pm UTC
    White girl: Do these Uggs make my Starbucks look big?
    Me: What?
    White girl: *You're

  10.  † * † *
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2013 5:46pm UTC

    KEEP
    CALM
    AND
    WAIT DOES
    ANYBODY
    DO THIS
    ANYMORE?

  11. carson5482 carson5482
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2013 9:12pm UTC
    Friend: My ovaries are killing me.
    Me: Woman problems or fangirl problems?

  12. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2013 4:22pm UTC
    Thoughts during class:
    - move your fat head, i can't see the board.
    - can you please shut up? you're so loud and annoying.
    - i don't get this.
    - i hope you get caught texting.
    - did we have homework?
    - stop staring at me i'm too beautiful for you.
    - when's lunch?
    - why do you smell so bad?
    - i wanna get out of here.

  13. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2013 8:21pm UTC
    Imagine if this happened.
    ~in French class~
    Teacher: Okay Krista, answer this question in a complete sentence: "Qu'est-ce que vous voulez boire?"
    Me: Okay, I got this... "<span style="font-family: georgia; font-size: 48px; line-height: 40px; letter-spacing: -2px; ......"
    Teacher: What the...
    Me: What? OH... um sorry, had something in my throat there! I meant, "Je veux de l'eau s'il vous plaît."

  14. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2013 6:35pm UTC
    Person: *Says something really unclear*
    Me: What?
    Person: *Says it again even more unclear*
    Me: Wait, what?
    Person: *Repeats themselves again*
    Me: *Fake laughs because I have no idea what they just said*
    Person: Yes or no?
    Me: ...Say the question again...

  15. converse_girl17 converse_girl17
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2013 1:28pm UTC
    My 2013 bucketlist at the beginning of this year:
    lose weight
    quit cutting
    kiss in the rain
    go to church
    get contacts
    tell him how I feel
    get a flute solo
    quit scratching
    quit overdosing
    beat anorexia
    I accomplished every single one of those. Now what?

  16. p0kemon p0kemon
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2013 5:44pm UTC
    Obama & an Interviewer:
    Interviewer: You look great!
    Obama: I feel great!
    Interviewer: How much do you weigh?
    Obama: About 180.
    Interviewer: 180. It looks good on you, That's about where I am and it doesn't look good on me.
    Obama: You look sharp!
    Interviewer: You haven't seen me naked.
    Obama: And lets keep it that way.

  17. doublesidedice doublesidedice
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2013 8:47am UTC
    I don't miss you.
    I don't miss the memories.
    I miss seeing you as a good person.

  18. doublesidedice doublesidedice
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2013 8:51am UTC
    I love scars.
    They all have a unique tale and reason behind them. They show your battles and how you've survived. They present a warrior.

  19. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2013 11:13am UTC
    BravoSierra's format
    Gas prices really aren't that bad,
    when you realize you're buying bad-áss, prehistoric dinosaur liquid.

  20. ASongOfIceAndDirewolves* ASongOfIceAndDirewolves*
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2013 11:15am UTC
    We've learned to fly the air like birds, we've learned to swim the seas like fish... and yet we haven't learned to walk the earth as brothers and sisters

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