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  1. incompetent* incompetent*
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2013 9:26am UTC
    me: sometimes
    me: when i'm changing my top
    me: and my arms are halfway through the armholes
    me: i pretend i'm a t-rex
    me: and make retarded roaring sounds
    friend:
    me:
    friend:
    me:
    friend: dude, you need help
    me: honestly, i tell myself that everyday

  2. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2012 11:04am UTC
    when a girl sticks
    with liking one guy for a long time through all the crap
    he gives her, it doesn't mean she doesn't see it. It means she
    a c t u a l l y l o v e s h i m .
    .

  3. DrinkBleach DrinkBleach
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2012 2:37pm UTC
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  4. Arilena :)* Arilena :)*
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2012 11:31am UTC
    Here's to the kids
    who care about music
    more than Popularity.
    [♥]

  5. cutehanan18 cutehanan18
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2012 6:49pm UTC
    here is a great story.....
    A girl went to a party and
    she ended up staying longer than she
    planned, and had to walk home alone.
    She wasn't afraid
    because it was a small town, and she lived
    only a few blocks away.
    As she walked along under the tall elm
    trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from
    harm and danger.
    When she reached the alley, which was a
    short cut to her house, she decided to take it.
    However, halfway down the alley she
    noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her.
    She became uneasy and began to pray,
    asking for God's protection.
    Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness
    and security wrapped round her, she felt as
    though someone was walking with her.
    when she reached the end of the alley,
    she walked right past the man and arrived
    home safely.
    The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been killed in the same alley just
    twenty minutes after she had been there.
    Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and
    the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep.
    Thanking the Lord for her safety and to
    help this young woman, she decided to go to the
    police station.
    She felt she could recognize the man,
    so she told them her story.
    The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him.
    She agreed and immediately pointed out
    the man she had seen in the alley the night before.
    When the man was told he had been
    identified, he immediately broke down and confessed
    The officer thanked Diane for her bravery
    and asked if there was anything they could do
    for her She asked if they would ask the man one question.
    Diane was curious as to why he had not
    attacked her When the policeman asked him, he answered, Because she wasn't alone.
    She had two tall men walking on either side of her.
    Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone.
    Did you know that 97% of teenagers will not stand up for God?
    Fav. this if you truly
    believe in God
    PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what
    "If you deny me in front of your friends, I shall deny you in front of my Father"
    stand up for Him. 51% won't fav this
    nmq

  6. Pluto* Pluto*
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2012 11:00am UTC
    Random Guy: All Girls Are Pretty Without Makeup.
    Me: Really? Even me?
    Random Guy: Even you.
    Me: Okay then... *wipes makeup off*
    Random Guy: ...
    Me: ...
    Random Guy: ...
    Me: ...
    Random Guy: Good lord, I was joking. Put that back on.

  7. AlNicholas AlNicholas
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2012 3:51pm UTC
    "Witty isn't a place for "facts" about One Direction and stuff.
    It's about us Wittians and our feelings and the things we are going through"
    -Steve

  8. BehindTheSmilee BehindTheSmilee
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2012 3:11pm UTC
    I hide all my problems
    Behind my smile.
    Behind my smile is a world of pain. You think you know me,
    But you have no, idea...
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  9. DayDreamer21 DayDreamer21
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2012 3:11pm UTC
    Heres to the kids
    who lives are falling apart.
    ...You are not alone...

  10. bailie008 bailie008
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2012 9:22pm UTC
    Female Problems #2
    When you find a cute bra, and they have everything
    but your size.

  11. Crazygirl11 Crazygirl11
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2012 9:21pm UTC
    This Time Last Year
    Everything Was So
    {Different}

  12. dancemagic__123 dancemagic__123
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2012 10:30am UTC
    I can't go to bed
    Sh*t is happening on the internet.

  13. YourCreepyUncle YourCreepyUncle
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2012 4:20pm UTC
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  14. Mouselover990 Mouselover990
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2012 6:12pm UTC
    I THINK IT'S
    amazing,
    how someone
    can tell you so many
    lies, and not feel a thing.

  15. NiallHOranFacts_01 NiallHOranFacts_01
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2012 2:16pm UTC
    NiallHoranFact#88
    On the set of ICarly, they had to do 9 senes because Niall kept laughing.

  16. RyansWitty RyansWitty
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2012 5:48pm UTC
    Parents leave the house:
    Calls friends to have a party
    Pees with the bathroom door
    open.

  17. pleasespeaktomyface pleasespeaktomyface
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2012 6:02pm UTC
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  18. oursong oursong
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2012 11:39am UTC
    dude, she just called you awkward.
    "Oh hell no, hold my turtle!"
    >.<

  19. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2012 10:08am UTC
    What boy from 1D will write a song for you?
    Aries: Liam
    Leo: Louis
    Sagittarius: Harry
    Taurus: Louis
    Cancer: Niall
    Virgo: Zayn
    Libra: Harry
    Capricon: Niall
    Gemini: Liam
    Aquarius: Zayn
    Pisces: Harry
    Scorpio: Niall
    format credit to OneDirection/Comment or fav for more horoscopes

  20. dancemagic__123 dancemagic__123
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2012 10:20am UTC
    Checking your phone to see what time it is
    Then checking again
    Because you weren't paying attention the first time

:)

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