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notyouraverageteenagegirl
posted a quote
May 22, 2012 10:26pm UTC

when you
sneeze and no one says,
"bless you."
format credit: notyouraverageteenagegirl

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XOandrea257
posted a quote
May 23, 2012 10:16am UTC

That Beautiful Moment
when you walk into class and there's a sub.

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OneDirectionQuotes
posted a quote
May 23, 2012 9:03am UTC

"Would you rather lose hair or
Lose Louis?"
Harry: "Lose hair."
-OneDirectionQuotes

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beanx124578
posted a quote
May 23, 2012 10:44am UTC

Putting on jeans:
Right leg, left leg, wiggle, jump, DONE.

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skyscraper13
posted a quote
May 22, 2012 10:26pm UTC

parents call it
'bad grades.'
we call it
still passing.
nmf

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
May 23, 2012 1:16pm UTC

Me: *gets out of the shower*
Me: *sits in front of the computer wrapped up in a towel for 30 minutes*

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Abbi521
posted a quote
May 23, 2012 2:07pm UTC

forgeterr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
When I Go To Bed
half the time I'm not really sleeping, Im usually lying there making scenerios
in my head.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
May 23, 2012 2:38pm UTC

If I woke up next to you
every morning,
I would be more of a morning person

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伤*
posted a quote
May 23, 2012 2:26pm UTC

Yesterday
Harry fell down on stage
and hurt his wrist
(OneDirection)

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
May 23, 2012 2:26pm UTC

That moment when
You can actually feel the pain in your chest
from seeing or hearing
something that breaks your heart...

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dr34m
posted a quote
May 23, 2012 5:59pm UTC

i can never see through your lies.
i just hope, one day, one girl can.

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xxxHaleyLynn
posted a quote
May 4, 2012 6:52pm UTC

»Where'd you go?
and what'd you do?
How the hell did you make me
fall in love with you?♥

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never_forget
posted a quote
May 20, 2012 4:14pm UTC

I ' m s o r r y .
Sometimes, I get jealous thinking that someone else could make you happier than I could.
♥

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Mockingjay
posted a quote
May 20, 2012 2:02pm UTC

If you're absent
during my struggle,
don't expect to be
present during my
success.
-Will Smith.

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eminem23
posted a quote
May 20, 2012 5:02pm UTC

Girl:
She runs into her room, slams the door, and cries like she never has before. She shuts the world out; her only friends are Ben&Jerry and her iPod. She sits there all night thinking of how it went wrong, why she let him go. She thinks to herself, "He'll never want me back."
Boy:
He screams, throws his phone and it shatters against the wall. He falls down and silently weeps, thinking of everything he did wrong. He rolls the joint, chugs the bottle, and tries to forget her beautiful face. He tries to sleep, but can't. He thinks, "She'll never take me back."

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