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whenxbothxourxcarsxcollide

1. whenxbothxourxcarsxcollide
   posted a quote
   January 15, 2013 5:22pm UTC
   You're my Nemo
   It's a simple way of saying, "I'd search every inch of the world to find you".
   
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2. whenxbothxourxcarsxcollide
   posted a quote
   November 9, 2012 7:19pm UTC
   Mom, when are you going to understand...
   life's too short to waste time matching socks..
   
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3. whenxbothxourxcarsxcollide
   posted a quote
   September 26, 2012 6:42pm UTC
   Girls,
   Your body makes you sexy.
   Your smile makes you pretty.
   But your personality makes you beautiful.
   
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4. whenxbothxourxcarsxcollide
   posted a quote
   September 26, 2012 6:39pm UTC
   Witty has changed so much.
   Do you agree?
   
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5. whenxbothxourxcarsxcollide
   posted a quote
   September 26, 2012 6:37pm UTC
   You're the best
   part of my day..
   
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6. whenxbothxourxcarsxcollide
   posted a quote
   September 26, 2012 6:34pm UTC
   Everybody dies,
   But not everybody lives.
   
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7. whenxbothxourxcarsxcollide
   posted a quote
   August 17, 2012 9:23pm UTC
   I just wanna kiss you..
   
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8. whenxbothxourxcarsxcollide
   posted a quote
   August 9, 2012 6:10pm UTC
   Date like a man so you don't get played like a b*tch.
   
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9. whenxbothxourxcarsxcollide
   posted a quote
   July 12, 2012 10:33pm UTC
   Trying to forget someone you love is like trying to remember someone you never knew..
   
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10. whenxbothxourxcarsxcollide
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2012 2:10pm UTC
    Sorry, I'm not Adele. I don't wish the best for you nor do I want to find someone like you. I do, however, want to set fire to all your things.
    
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11. whenxbothxourxcarsxcollide
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2012 2:03pm UTC
    Sometimes the quietest people,
    have the loudest minds..
    
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12. whenxbothxourxcarsxcollide
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2012 7:37pm UTC
    Oh I'm going to hell? Well, I guess I'll see you there then, sweetheart..
    
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13. whenxbothxourxcarsxcollide
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2012 10:47pm UTC
    School sucks more d*ck than the b*tches in it.
    
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14. whenxbothxourxcarsxcollide
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2012 10:33pm UTC
    The world is an ugly place, but you're
    beautiful to me.
    
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15. whenxbothxourxcarsxcollide
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2012 10:29pm UTC
    I need you. Like a needle needs a vein, like a lighthouse on the coast, like the father and the son need the holy ghost.
    
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16. whenxbothxourxcarsxcollide
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2012 10:23pm UTC
    I don't want you but i need you.
    
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17. whenxbothxourxcarsxcollide
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2012 9:17pm UTC
    We live in the era of smart phones and stupid people.
    
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18. whenxbothxourxcarsxcollide
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2012 9:20pm UTC
    Imagine if you suddenly woke up and your whole life had been a dream, and you're actually a completely different person living a different life in a different world..
    
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19. whenxbothxourxcarsxcollide
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2012 3:25pm UTC
    Whenever somebody calls
    me ugly I get super sad
    and hug them because I
    know how hard life is for
    the visually impared..
    
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20. whenxbothxourxcarsxcollide
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2012 3:23pm UTC
    Don't like me?
    Have a seat with the rest of the b*tches waiting for me to give a f*ck.
    
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