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BravoSierra
posted a quote
March 26, 2012 3:16pm UTC

I have a huge house, a gorgeous body, loads of cash, tons of friends and a perfect life.
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T h a n k y o u , s i m s .

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rainback
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March 24, 2012 9:53pm UTC

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Dear Teens,
Say yolo one more time. I dare you.

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yourcool
posted a quote
March 3, 2012 4:14pm UTC

When you're in the shower, and you hear loud thumps and you think, "they're killing my family,
and I'll have to fight the attacker naked."

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LivHeartzMusic
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January 22, 2011 2:57am UTC

Tip for farting:
Just look at the person next to you in a disgusted way and hope nobody noticed it was really you who did it.

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lovetheicexx
posted a quote
December 22, 2011 7:21pm UTC

CHRISTMAS-
THE ONLY DAY IM A "MORNING PERSON"
fave if you cant wait for Sunday(:

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xoarianaxo
posted a quote
November 2, 2011 8:45pm UTC

Mascara always beats boys.. Cause when a boy walks,
Mascara runs .
♥

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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CamiTheBaconator
posted a quote
December 10, 2011 8:28pm UTC

Wanna hear a
clean joke?
Johhny took a bath with bubbles.
Wanna hear a dirty joke?
nmf/nmq/CamiTheBaconator
Bubbles was a man♥

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
December 11, 2011 11:23pm UTC

my class:
(o_o) (o_o) (o_o) (o_o)
teacher: "I'll be back in a minute!" *leaves*
\(*0*)/ ~(0_0)~ (x_x) `(^~^)`

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DamnnTaylerx
posted a quote
December 11, 2011 9:07pm UTC

That awkward moment when somebody's
making too much eye contact with you.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Vanessa9797
posted a quote
November 28, 2011 4:15pm UTC

MY FELLOW WITTIANS: COMMENT IF YOU'RE IN A RELATIONSHIP.
FAVE IF YOUR SINGLE.
(PLZZZZ Take a minute out of your day to do this. Itll mean tonss! Im doing a project for school and what better place to get the data then witty. Thankss a bunchh!)

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theunicorn
posted a quote
November 24, 2011 6:14pm UTC

God
Has no phone, but i still talk to him
God
Has no Facebook, but he's still my friend
god
has no Twitter, but i still follow him♥

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creativeusername97
posted a quote
November 17, 2011 5:54pm UTC

Kristen Stewart:
18 movies.
1 facial expression.
♦♥♦
nmf

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lashaay
posted a quote
November 14, 2011 8:23pm UTC

Drake and josh quotes
Drake: I think Dad has a problem.
Josh: I got him that dandruff shampoo!
Drake: Not a dandruff problem, a woman problem.
Josh: Dad has cramps?
♥

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AlNicholas
posted a quote
November 14, 2011 6:37pm UTC

brandon cyrus blocked me
oh the loss

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Jessica Marie. *
posted a quote
October 11, 2011 9:26pm UTC

Dear turkeys,
Don't worry, it's okay.
They only like us for our breasts too..
Sincerely, ♥
Us females.

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ireallylovehim123
posted a quote
October 10, 2011 9:11pm UTC

If you at least have ;;
some food in your fridge, clothes on your back, a roof over your head, & a place to sleep,
you are richer than 75% of the world.
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If you have money in the bank, your wallet, & some spare change,
you are among the top 8% of the world's wealthy.
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If you woke up this morning with more health than illness,
you are more blessed than
the million people who will not survive this week.
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If you have never experienced the danger of
battle, the agony of imprisonment or torture, or the horrible pangs of starvation,
you are luckier than 500 million people alive & suffering.
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& if you can read this message,
you are more fortunate than
3 billion people in the world who cannot read at all.
\\\\\ _ the least you can do is be thankful. ♥

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Pipsiscool
posted a quote
October 7, 2011 3:39pm UTC

who else thinksCHRISTMASis the best holiday EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<3

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