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flyingbacon7
posted a quote
February 26, 2014 4:57pm UTC

Do you ever feel like you're talking
But no one is really listening
Or no one really cares

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flyingbacon7
posted a quote
February 26, 2014 5:03pm UTC

When we were little
We colored a picture
And didn't even color in the lines
Our parents thought it was the most amazing thing ever
And now
We write a 10 pages essay
And take this long hard test
And we get an A on it
And they just expect it from us

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KT_143
posted a quote
April 5, 2013 4:22pm UTC

THIS IS WORTH READING, TRUST ME!
Earlier this year I was in one of my classes, and this one really nice girl asked to use the restroom, but the teacher told her no. Well the girl politely asked again, and he said no again. A few minutes later she said it was an emergency, and he still turned her down. You could tell she was obviously annoyed, but then about three minutes later asks again, and tells him it is a serious emergency, and she has to go, but he still says no. So the girl stands up in front of everyone, and her face is all red because she's embarassed, and she says to the teacher in front of EVERYONE that she just started her period, and she literally needs to use the restroom. At this point everyone is staring. The teacher STILL told her to go sit down and didn't let her go. Everyone in the class was confused and shìt, then OUT OF NO WHERE the kid next to the girl, a varsity football player, stands up and says "Don't you have a wife? Didn't you grow with your mom or sister's? She's started her period, and she needs to use the bathroom, and she's going whether you let her or not!" Then he walked over, pulled the girl with him, and walked with her to the bathroom. When they came back the doûche bag of a teacher called security on them, and the guy got suspended for standing up for the girl.
I will never forget that day. A dámn football player was man enough to stand up for a girl against a teacher and defended her on a girl problem she was having. Not many high school guys are mature enough to even say the word "period" much less do what he did.

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Cammie
posted a quote
April 21, 2013 4:34pm UTC

"I babysat this six year old, and I was wearing shorts today..
and my scars were showing, I guess. He poked them and he said, "I know how those got there." I replied, "How?" He looked at me with a straight face and he said, 'I've seen them before. My big sister had them, and she said mean people put them on your body when they weren't nice to you, because when people are mean to you, you end up being mean to yourself. My big sister went away. I don't know where she went. Mommy said she's on a happy vacation somewhere, because she was too sad here. I miss her. Don't go on a vacation, please.'"

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yourcool
posted a quote
January 24, 2013 6:20pm UTC

i'm seriously considering filling my pockets with
glitter and whenever someone near me says something really stupid or rude, i'll just reach into my pocket with a dead expression and realease the glitter into the sky above their head and watch it shower over them like a baptism of stupid.

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bye*
posted a quote
November 27, 2013 2:21pm UTC

a guy i know was dating this girl called kate and on their two year anniversary they like went for a picnic and it was super cute and romantic but his friends thought itd be funny to prank him by hiring a skywriter to write ‘will you marry me kate?’ in the sky and so they did and she saw it and he thought it’d be too awkward to say it actually wasnt for her so he didnt say anything and now theyre married and he still hasnt told her

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J3S5E
posted a quote
July 17, 2012 12:03pm UTC

Barney turned into JerseyShore
GameBoy turned into Facebook
PictnoChat turned into Texting
Coloring turned into LoveLetters
HelloKitty turned into Ke$ha
Nightlights turned into iPod-brightness
AmericanGirl turned into SeventeenMagazine
TheChildrensPlace turned into VictroriaSecret
Skechers turned into Sperrys
EarRings turned into BellyButtonRings
Cooties turned into Kisses
Playdates turned into Hangouts
Cinderella turned into MeanGirls
JuicyJuice turned into Monster
RainCoats turned into TubeTops
SweatPants turned into Yogas
StudEarings turned into HugeHoops
Webkinz turned into Tumblr
Braids turned into Straighteners
FullHouse turned into Degrassi
CampRock turned into OneDirection
Jokes turned into Bullying
BedTimes turned into Curfues
Like turned into Love
But worst of all,
Drake&Josh turned into Bucket&Skinner
Where has our childhood gone?
-90's kids♥

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
June 24, 2012 11:31am UTC

The worst type of crying
Is when your lips start to shake
and tears build up quickly and fall
fast.You're bent over or crouched
trying to suck it in and not make any
noise but it hurts too much to hold it
in so you let out a yelp and a cry then
comes the loss of breath which sucks
because not only you're crying out loud
but you think you sound dumb for not
breathing too.
It's just a mess...

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
June 21, 2012 2:41pm UTC

Have you ever laid on your bed
at night and cried because you're not good enough?
Counted all your flaws and felt worse about yourself.
And just felt too ugly and alone...

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
July 10, 2012 2:33pm UTC

A conversation I overheard at a barGuy 1: Hey there.
Guy 2 Hey. What's up?Guy 1: Nothing much. I just want to say you're really cute.Guy 2: Thanks dude!Guy 1: So who are you here with?Guy 2: Oh my girlfriend just went to the bathroom.Guy 1: Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realize you were straight.Guy 2: It's cool, man.Guy 1: You don't mind me calling you cute?Guy 2: Hey, a compliment's a compliment, no matter who it comes from.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
June 20, 2012 2:51pm UTC

I really can't picture
anyone having a crush on me.
I can't picture someone thinking about me before they fall asleep,
or telling their friends about me.
I can't picture anyone getting butterflies because I said Hi to them,
or even just smiled at them.
I can't picture someone smiling at the computer screen
or their cell phones when we're talking..

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
June 16, 2013 1:39pm UTC

BravoSierra's format
I hate it when
I understand something after the test.

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Butterbear
posted a quote
June 15, 2013 9:18pm UTC

I'm going to be so awkward and shy when I am older
like this is literally going to be me:
McDonalds worker: Welcome to McDonalds, may I take your order?
Me: u-u-uh yes I-I would l-l-like the uh, uh the d-do you h-have-
McDonalds worker: I'm sorry ma'am what is it you're trying to say?
Me: I-i'm sorry I-I would just like the c-cheesy mac
McDonalds worker: Ma'am..... we don't have cheesy mac here.
Me: O-oh I m-meant big m-mac, y-yeah that
McDonalds worker: Okay that will be -
Me: *has a mental breakdown*
Me: NO ONE TOLD ME THE OUTSIDE WORLD WOULD BE LIKE THIS

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Steve
posted a quote
June 12, 2013 12:01pm UTC

How would you advertise Witty Profiles?
I'm going to run some new ads and need your help writing them.
Headline (3 or 4 words)
Description Line 1 (4 - 6 words)
Description Line 2 (4 - 6 words)
Comment your ad ideas.
I've hidden this quote from the feeds because it breaks the rules.
I made a quote instead of asking this question on my profile because not everyone visits my profile page and I want a lot of feedback.

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jimmy365
posted a quote
June 9, 2013 8:33pm UTC

it's really cute
when boys talk about their fears bc it makes them vulnerable and easier to destroy
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 n m q!

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
June 2, 2013 5:12pm UTC

Someone should pull a prank on Justin Bieber where he goes
somewhere crowded and they hire a bunch of teenage girls to pretend they don't know who he is and just see how p.ssed off he gets.

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jimmy365
posted a quote
June 4, 2013 9:12pm UTC

have you ever
thought about how weird sleeping is like we basically dress ourselves in special sleeping clothes and lay on special sleeping mats then spend the next few hours completely comatose all the while hallucinating vividly
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 n m q!

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happiest*
posted a quote
May 18, 2013 5:27pm UTC

when most girls wear hoodies and messy buns
They look amazing
but when i do
i look like i've tried every drug in the world

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
May 30, 2013 4:09pm UTC

*Me if I ever become famous*
Interviewer: So, what was your childhood like?
Me: It's very vague in my memory.
Me: All I remember is signing up for a quote website.
Me: I believe it was called Kitty Profiles, or Witty Cats.
Me: Or Witty Profiles. Yes, I think that was it.
Interviewer: Yes?
Me: It was fun at first, but after a couple of months it took over my life.
Me: I'm still going to therapy for it.
Me: Very tragic.
Interviewer: ...inspiring

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yourcool
posted a quote
May 18, 2013 9:25pm UTC

if i were a spelling bee judge:
me: spell their
contestant: sentence please
me: they're going to build their house over there.
*walks off*

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