taylorxo107 posted a quote
June 1, 2012 3:17pm UTC
My school needs a reality show #37 So we had an extremly bitchey substitute that wouldnt let us even breathe Marissa- "I dare you to yell your on your period" *raises hand* Teacher- "what?" Me- "Can I go to the bathroom?" Teacher- "No" Me- "Why not" Teacher- "because im not letting anyone out of the room." Me- "I'M ON MY PERIOD!" Teacher- "Ok, go." Me Format by Sandrasaurus
aphrodite814r posted a quote
September 16, 2012 7:20pm UTC
The Big Bang Theory Sheldon: I made tea. Leonard: I don't want tea. Sheldon: I didn't make you tea. This is my tea. Leonard: Then why did you tell me? Sheldon: It's a conversation starter. Leonard: That's a horrible conversation starter! Sheldon: Oh, is it? We're conversing. CHECKMATE.
Fake_a_smile posted a quote
September 16, 2012 7:30pm UTC
"Okay, I don't care if you eat in my class. To be honest, I'd like it if we still brought in cookies, even though federal rules say we can't anymore, so what you can do is, bring in and eat whatever you want, but if the principal walks by, HIDE THE FOOD" -One of my teachers
fungirl posted a quote
September 16, 2012 7:40pm UTC
The doctor said she only had 6 months to live. My mommy looked back at him and said, "Well aren't I lucky you are not God." Two years later and shes still fighting. I love you mom. Keep Fighting. Beat Cancer.
If I'm dead right now, I know it was at your hand. No one else in heaven or hell had power over me. Please. Don't cry. I was dead before I met you. I was born the day you loved me. And my love for you will keep me alive forever.