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XoX_beachbaby_XoX
posted a quote
June 17, 2009 8:40pm UTC

friends: call before coming over
best friends: knock on your door and say "i invited myself over cuz i was lonely."
friends: ask you politely for just a snack
best friends: open your firdge,pull something out, and start eating it.
friends: borrow your stuff for a day or two.
best friends: steal your stuff and give it back bc they got stains on it.
friends: get embarassed when you scream out your fav. song for the world to hear.
best friends: join in
friends: help you up if you fall in the mud
best friends: laugh and tell you to get off your butt (they don't stop laughing about it either)
friends: ask for your notes so they can reword them
best friends: expect you to take notes for them
friends: say "eww" when you burp
best friends: high five you after you burp
friends: take your jokes seriously
best friends: tell you it was a bad comeback
friends: have one or two inside jokes with you
best friends: could write a book on the inside jokes they have with you
Not mine

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iLoveYouForever16
posted a quote
March 27, 2011 7:25pm UTC

Friends ask you if they can have a drink
Best Friends go get it
Friends ask you if you can sleep ova
Best friends say im sleeping ova tonite
Friends Ask you what time they should leave
Best Friends just say im leaving at ???
Friends ask if ur alright
Best friends will punch the kid who hurt you
Best friends <3

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_Love_Lasts_
posted a quote
August 7, 2011 10:20am UTC

•○•○•○•○•○•○•○•○
Mom: What did you learn at school today sweetie?
Me: Obviously not enough. I have to go back tomorrow!
•○•○•○•○•○•○•○•○
NMF/NMQ.
fffvcfffffffff

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tty2009
posted a quote
August 6, 2011 8:42pm UTC

Heeyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!(:
Hey
i see how it is....

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tuttidaisy123
posted a quote
August 7, 2011 12:32am UTC

the next ti me i get my nails done ,
and the lady says something in chinese and laughs imma be like
Hā! Wǒ kěyǐ shuō rěnzhě ne!
WHO'S LAUGHING NOW

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ilovehim2246
posted a quote
August 6, 2011 8:33pm UTC

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_jumpthenfallx3
posted a quote
August 7, 2011 12:43pm UTC

I told my mom that i broke into a homeless mans house...she grounded me.

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erikaajaguarr96
posted a quote
August 7, 2011 12:34am UTC

who else thinks it's cute
when a guy texts you when it's late at night? ♥

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sistahdear
posted a quote
August 6, 2011 11:49pm UTC

I only have a email,
Because its needed to make accounts. ♥

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HeartbreakQueen
posted a quote
February 1, 2011 9:55pm UTC

All I do is eat, eat, eat no matter what
got food in my mouth, i can never eat enough
and every time I step into the kitchen,
i tell my tummy, "time to fill up"
*not my format
MINE! NO JOCKING BITCHESSS
-not my format.

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Babycakessx33
posted a quote
January 31, 2011 11:12pm UTC

In our generation we have ...
created animal shaped rubberbands.
whiped our hair back && forth, as a dance.
popped lenses out of 3D glasses, and wore them, thinking we looked cool.
had bracelets expressing our love for "boobies."
had more teen pregnancies than any other generation before us.
&& found an easy way to stalk people (facebook.)
you would think humans would be smarter than that.

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Electric_Rainbow
posted a quote
February 1, 2011 3:17am UTC

Hush, little sister
Please don't cry
I wish I could be there
To sing you a lullaby
I can see your arms
Bloodied and bruised
That's strange, little sister
Mine were like that too
I know you scream
When Daddy's there
Hush, little sister
I know you're scared
I can see the way
He's hurting you
I'm sorry, little sister
He did that to me too
I know that people
Ignore what's going on at home
That makes me angry, little sister
You shouldn't have to be alone
Hey little sister
You want to know why I'm not there?
It's a sad story, little sister
But people should care
You see, little sister
One day Daddy got high
You were asleep in your crib
So you didn't hear my cry
He screamed at me
And smashed my head against the door
While you slept, little sister
I died on the floor
You know, little sister
I don't think that I would have died
If someone had only bothered
To listen to my cries
But hush, little sister
Daddy's coming home
Quick, get into bed
You don't want him to find you alone
I'm sorry little sister
He's in a bad mood
Run while you can
Uh oh little sister
He's lifting his belt
Scream while you can, little sister
Call for help
Hush little sister
You don't need to cry
No one can hurt you
You're in my arms tonight.
FAV if you're against child abuse.

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xballerrrx12x
posted a quote
December 24, 2010 3:11pm UTC

Best pick-up lines ever (:
1. My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
2. I may not be Fred Flinstone, but I can sure make your bed rock!
3. Excuse me, I'm new in town. Can I have directions to your house?
4. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
5. You must be the reason for global warming because you are hot!
6. Can I read your T-shirt in brail?
7. Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Cuz I can see myself in your pants.
8. I have skittles in my mouth, want to taste the rainbow?
9. If you were a new sandwich at McDonalds, you would be called Mcgorgeous.
10. If I told you that you have a gorgeous body, would you hold it against me?
11. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
12. Are you wearing space pants, because your butt is out of this world!
13. Did you just fart? Cuz you blew me away!
14. If you were my homework, I'd do you on the table.
15. Is your name Campbell, cuz your mmmm mmmm good!
16. Do you work for UPS, cuz I swear I just saw you looking at my package.
17. Well theres the exit, will you go out with me?
18. Baby, I'm like taco bell. I'll spice up your night.
19. We should save water and shower together.
20. If you were a booger, I would pick you first.
Click the <3

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dance_like_no_ones_watching
posted a quote
December 8, 2010 8:50pm UTC

that awkward moment
when you run downstairs christmas morning and realize you're jewish

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kaseythebug
posted a quote
December 8, 2010 5:32pm UTC

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steppphhh
posted a quote
December 8, 2010 5:42pm UTC

and suddenly, i become a part of your past. i'm becoming the part
that don't last.

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susieel0vex
posted a quote
December 8, 2010 9:06am UTC

can you take me back to the person i used to be ?
back when you were there for me , i know it seems like forever. but do me this favor please.

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RabbitRun
posted a quote
December 7, 2010 5:06pm UTC

there are about
730 11:11's per year.
so that's 730 minutes..
1460 seconds..
that i waste on you. . .

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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x0dreammx0
posted a quote
November 25, 2010 11:42am UTC

witty codes (:
red backround ; <div style="background-color: red;">
orange backround ; <div style="background-color: orange;">
yellow backround ; <div style="background-color: yellow;">
lime green backround ; <div style="background-color: limegreen;">
light blue backround ; <div style="background-color: lightblue;">
purple backround ; <div style="background-color: purple;">
fuschia backround ; <div style="background-color: pink;">
black backround ; <div style="background-color: black;">
blue background....<div style="padding: 10px; color: rgb(255, 255, 255); position: relative; background-color: blue; text-align: center;" id="textDivBG" class="controlsStyle">
hot pink backround....<div style="padding: 10px; color: rgb(255, 255, 255); position: relative; background-color: hotpink; text-align: center;" id="textDivBG" class="controlsStyle">
light pink backround....<div style="padding: 10px; color: rgb(255, 255, 255); position: relative; background-color: pink; text-align: center;" id="textDivBG" class="controlsStyle">
medium blue backround....<div class="controlsStyle" id="textDivBG" style="padding: 10px; background-color: dodgerblue; color: rgb(255, 255, 255); text-align: center; position: relative;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">
NOT MINE! just wanted on my profile so i remember !

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