In our generation we have ... 
created animal shaped rubberbands.
 whiped our hair back && forth, as a dance.
 popped lenses out of 3D glasses, and wore them, thinking we looked cool.
 had bracelets expressing our love for "boobies."
 had more teen pregnancies than any other generation before us.
 && found an easy way to stalk people (facebook.)
you would think humans would be smarter than that.