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1. XoX_beachbaby_XoX
   posted a quote
   July 2, 2009 9:19pm UTC
   Okay
   So there wuz this girl
   who wuz on tha bus
   nd she had to fart.
   But she wuz afraid
   evry1 wuld hear her.
   So she decided to fart
   wen tha bus hits a bump.
   So she did nd
   she ddnt hear anything.
   Wen she gets off tha bus
   evy1 wuz laughin
   she wondered why
   then she relised
   she wuz listening to her
   iPod tha whole time...
   Haha!!!!! lmao!!!!!!!! Mine<3
   
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2. XoX_beachbaby_XoX
   posted a quote
   June 30, 2009 7:01pm UTC
   Am i the only one who;
   goes on aim and sighns on as invisible
   just to feel undercover?
   ***someone elses probably
   
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3. XoX_beachbaby_XoX
   posted a quote
   June 26, 2009 2:00pm UTC
   I'm such rebel
   I don't where the strap
   on the wii remote
   
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4. XoX_beachbaby_XoX
   posted a quote
   June 22, 2009 7:34pm UTC
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5. XoX_beachbaby_XoX
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   June 22, 2009 2:21pm UTC
   &&+ am i the only one who...
   thinks Taylor Lautner is way hotter
   than Robert Pattinson?
   
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6. XoX_beachbaby_XoX
   posted a quote
   June 17, 2009 8:40pm UTC
   friends: call before coming over
   best friends: knock on your door and say "i invited myself over cuz i was lonely."
   friends: ask you politely for just a snack
   best friends: open your firdge,pull something out, and start eating it.
   friends: borrow your stuff for a day or two.
   best friends: steal your stuff and give it back bc they got stains on it.
   friends: get embarassed when you scream out your fav. song for the world to hear.
   best friends: join in
   friends: help you up if you fall in the mud
   best friends: laugh and tell you to get off your butt (they don't stop laughing about it either)
   friends: ask for your notes so they can reword them
   best friends: expect you to take notes for them
   friends: say "eww" when you burp
   best friends: high five you after you burp
   friends: take your jokes seriously
   best friends: tell you it was a bad comeback
   friends: have one or two inside jokes with you
   best friends: could write a book on the inside jokes they have with you
   Not mine
   
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7. XoX_beachbaby_XoX
   posted a quote
   June 17, 2009 8:32pm UTC
   Me and my girls:
   we get high on air/crack up over things that happened a year ago/have the wierdest inside jokes/do wierd things to each other when they fall asleep/make up our own words/threaten each other on a daily basis/crack up over gay jokes that no one else gets/call each other losers/get scared out of our minds then laugh like idiots after/sing wierd songs at the top of our lungs/can act like complete retards and don't care what other people think
   credit to paigeywagie
   
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8. XoX_beachbaby_XoX
   posted a quote
   June 14, 2009 10:27pm UTC
   Instead of wishing those 11:11 wishes on you,
   i am going to wish for something worth it!
   Suck it Joe!
   
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9. XoX_beachbaby_XoX
   posted a quote
   June 12, 2009 11:26pm UTC
   If you love someone don't put their name in heart
   a heart can be broken put it in a circle
   a circle goes on forever. O
   Mine <3
   redo tha colors
   
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10. XoX_beachbaby_XoX
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2009 10:05pm UTC
    Away from mi computer
    
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11. XoX_beachbaby_XoX
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    June 12, 2009 9:52pm UTC
    christina
    
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12. XoX_beachbaby_XoX
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    June 12, 2009 9:47pm UTC
    Im not RANDOM
    i just have many of thoughts.
    Totally me... haha!!
    
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13. XoX_beachbaby_XoX
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2009 9:24pm UTC
    DONT U HATE WHEN
    people ask you whats wong
    wen you have tears in your eyes?
    
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14. XoX_beachbaby_XoX
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    June 12, 2009 1:21pm UTC
    I wrote your name in the sand it [washed] away.
    I wrote your name on my paper it [erased] away.
    I wrote your name on my hand it [washed] away.
    I wrote your name on my heart there it will [stay forever]
    Credit to Xx_MUSIC_xX
    
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15. XoX_beachbaby_XoX
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    June 12, 2009 12:59pm UTC
    Honey do your thang!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Looong story!!
    
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16. XoX_beachbaby_XoX
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2009 12:45pm UTC
    Don't go for looks, they can decieve.
    Don't go for wealth, even that fades away.
    Go for someone who makes you smile
    because it only takes a smile to make a dark day seem bright.
    Not mine
    
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17. XoX_beachbaby_XoX
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    June 12, 2009 12:38pm UTC
    Live your life like theres no tomorrow;
    laugh at even the stupidest of jokes;
    love the people that make you feel loved;
    & at the end of the day just remember that you are who you are
    and no one can change that!
    
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18. XoX_beachbaby_XoX
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2009 12:36pm UTC
    Color outside the lines,
    life is more interesting that way.
    
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19. XoX_beachbaby_XoX
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2009 10:18am UTC
    The best memories
    are the one's
    you can't explain
    You had to BE THERE!
    
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20. XoX_beachbaby_XoX
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2009 10:02am UTC
    Sometimes
    the hardest thing to watch
    is to watch the person you love
    fall in love wit someone else.
    
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