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klaudia. thirteen. chicago.

ilovehim2246
posted a quote
July 28, 2012 12:15am UTC

When you try your best,
but you don't succeed
When you get what you want,
but not what you need
When you feel so tired,
but you can't sleep.

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ilovehim2246
posted a quote
November 18, 2011 10:03pm UTC

that amazing moment when
your cutting wrapping paper & the scissors start to glide. ♥

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ilovehim2246
posted a quote
October 18, 2011 9:05pm UTC

i really like you.
cool story bro. how many other girls did you tell that to?
nmf

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ilovehim2246
posted a quote
October 5, 2011 7:11pm UTC

My aunt just posted a status saying;
' that awkward moment when you notice your daughter has bigger boobs then you.. '
i DIED BRO. ♥

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ilovehim2246
posted a quote
September 9, 2011 9:52pm UTC

what is a pedophile's favorite pair of shoes?
white vans.
♥

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ilovehim2246
posted a quote
August 20, 2011 9:44pm UTC

have you ever had one of those days;
where you hate the world? & anything that happens, even dropping your pen, makes you wanna break down & cry.

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ilovehim2246
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August 6, 2011 8:33pm UTC

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ilovehim2246
posted a quote
August 3, 2011 11:08pm UTC

♥--------------------- ---------
dont be in a relationship,
if your gonna act single.
nmf.

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ilovehim2246
posted a quote
August 2, 2011 10:58pm UTC

DEAR, FACEBOOK USERS,
IT SAYS 'WHATS ON YOUR MIND' , NOT 'DEAR DIARY' .
SINCERELY, WHO CARES ?
NMF.

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ilovehim2246
posted a quote
July 22, 2011 1:11am UTC

SUITE LIFE ON DECK QUOTE #6
london; i'll be the big sister you never had.
bailey; actually, i have 6 big sisters & 3 little ones.
london; wow, your mom needs a hobby.

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ilovehim2246
posted a quote
July 21, 2011 8:10pm UTC

you'll never find the right person;
if you don't let go of the wrong one.
♥
nmf.

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ilovehim2246
posted a quote
July 19, 2011 9:09pm UTC

i know a blonde that was so stupid that..
i knowasdfa
she called me to get my phone number.
should i start a series ?
ilovehim

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July 19, 2011 3:10pm UTC

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ilovehim2246
posted a quote
July 10, 2011 9:56pm UTC

click the [♥]
asdfa
if your parents ever called you by the wrong name.
ilovehim

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ilovehim2246
posted a quote
July 7, 2011 10:34pm UTC

'K.'
'K? K what? The letter before L, the letter after J? Did
you know that in JK, K stands for 'kidding '? so your
reply is 'kidding' ? Or K as in potassium ? Do you need
some special K in breakfast ? K as in K/O you ? Can i
knock you out & feed you to hungry sharks? Sharks
has k in it.'
♥
a

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ilovehim2246
posted a quote
July 7, 2011 12:37am UTC

did you know;
the bible is the #1 most shoplifted book of all time?

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ilovehim2246
posted a quote
July 4, 2011 12:06am UTC

you are beautiful,
no matter what they say;
words can't bring you down.
♥

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ilovehim2246
posted a quote
July 3, 2011 2:09pm UTC

over-the-shoulder
boulder holder;
another name for a bra(;
♥

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ilovehim2246
posted a quote
July 3, 2011 2:04am UTC

TURN UP THE MUSIC;
TURN DOWN THE DRAMA.

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ilovehim2246
posted a quote
July 3, 2011 1:53am UTC

-everything is beautiful;
but beautiful isn't everything.

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