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Bravosierra*
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August 4, 2012 7:02pm UTC

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My thoughts: Sh/ts going down.

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Soccerbabe23
posted a quote
August 4, 2012 6:47pm UTC

Wanting a boy
to give you a piggy-back ride
but you're afraid
you're too heavy.

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soccerxXxbabii
posted a quote
August 4, 2012 11:26am UTC

I’ll wait for the guy that will sit through all my Disney movies.
When we are at a restaurant, he’ll ask the waitress for crayons
Because he knows I like to color and he won’t care what anyone thinks.
He’ll bet me kisses that he can beat me in video games, and then cream me.
When it’s that time of the month, he won’t run away like a coward.
He’ll hold my hand and listen to my mean comments.
I won’t have to dress up to be beautiful. He’ll beg me not to wear any makeup.
He would never even consider leaving after we had a fight.
He won’t back down when he’s right and he’ll prove me wrong.
I’ll never have to worry about looking stupid or being judged.
His mom will know all about me because he’ll talk about me; a lot.
Our friends will consider use the perfect couple.
We’ll have tickle fights and he won’t stop till I’m crying from laughing so hard.
I’ll find cute little notes telling me how much he loves me.
If I tell him to leave me alone, he won’t, he’ll stay there and hold me.
He won’t care that I can’t cook, but he’ll teach me how to make our favorites.
He’ll laugh when I fall, but help me up and whisper “its okay, I still love you.”
I’ll be able to call him at 3 in the morning just to tell him I miss him
And he would never get mad. He’d say I miss you too.
When I fall asleep on the phone with him, he won’t hang up.
He’ll stay on all night until the morning and I’ll wake up to good morning beautiful.
He won’t care of I don’t have the smallest waist or the biggest boobs.
To him, I’ll be perfect and he’ll love me for me.
We’ll go on spontaneous picnic trips even if it ends up raining.
He’ll show me off to the world; not by making out or kissing
But just by holding my hand. He’ll get a little jealous if I talk to other guys.
Not because he doesn’t trust me but because he’s afraid to lose me.
He will know every single flaw of mine and won’t care about them at all.
I love you more fights will be a constant thing between us.
We’ll have cute nicknames for each other and no one else will know what they mean.
He’ll be my best friend, my soul mate, my lover. And he will be there forever.
He’ll love me as I am.
nmf

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BrianaLee
posted a quote
August 4, 2012 12:16am UTC

Me Texting My Crush:
Me: Sometimes...I fill my bathtub with marinara sauce..sit in it, and pretend to be a meatball.
Him:
Me:
Him: Sometimes...I steal a ladder, go to your house, climb up to your window, and i pull an edward and watch you as you sleep.
So...Who Wants To Come To The Wedding<3

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H2TK
posted a quote
August 4, 2012 12:18am UTC

Here's to the kids...
who remember "Cheez Jerky."
Yeah I'm the man who had the cheese, I'm the man who had the jerky, we put 'em both together and yeah, it really worky, cheese jerky. Say what, say what, cheese jerky. Say what, say what.

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italiangirl3
posted a quote
August 3, 2012 7:28pm UTC

Me: Will you ever love another girl?
Boy: Yes.
Me: Oh.... :'(
Boy: And she will call you mom
Me: But what if I have a son and not a daughter?
Boy:
Me:
Boy:
Me:
Boy: This is why no one likes you

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ThatsJustLifee
posted a quote
August 3, 2012 7:08pm UTC

I hate when I'm trying on a belt and one hole is too tight, but when I move back 1 its too loose.

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Pluto*
posted a quote
August 3, 2012 4:28pm UTC

When I'm Ignoring A Phone Call, The Phone Seems To Ring Longer Than Usual.

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strawberryshortcake10111
posted a quote
August 3, 2012 4:36pm UTC

That awkward moment when...
Eminem eats M&Ms, Flo Rida goes to Florida and 50 Cent has 2 quarters

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Lex*
posted a quote
August 3, 2012 4:38pm UTC

How can some people hate five boys they have never even met?

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whoaitsmidge_x3
posted a quote
August 3, 2012 9:19pm UTC

If you're skinny, you're anorexic
If you're thick, you're obese
If you're a virgin, you're too good
If you're not a virgin, you're easy
If you smoke, you're trashy
If you don't smoke, you're not cool
If you have small boobs, you're flat
If you have big boobs, you're a wh*re
If you get good grades, you're a nerd
If you get bad grades, you're dumb
If you're friendly, you're fake
If you're quiet, you're rude
Society is never pleased.

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MaddyWaddy
posted a quote
August 3, 2012 2:47pm UTC

me: *almost chokes to death*
mom:
me:
mom:
me:
mom:
me: I'm fine thanks for asking.
mom: Are you ok?
me: -_-

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ThisRandomGirl
posted a quote
August 3, 2012 6:17pm UTC

Should a Red headed ninja be referred to a Ginja?....

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enchantedartic
posted a quote
August 3, 2012 9:49pm UTC

Did you know?
An Olympic rower stopped mid race to let a family of ducks pass. And still won.

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ThatWeirdGirl*
posted a quote
August 3, 2012 8:19pm UTC

Whenever you think you're a failure, just remember: The director of Kony 2012 got arrested before Kony did.

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MotionlessDreams
posted a quote
August 3, 2012 8:09pm UTC

Me: Dad, why is that women dress in white the day of their wedding?
Dad: Because it's the happiest day of their lives.
Me: Now I get why men dress in black!

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Bravosierra*
posted a quote
August 3, 2012 7:39pm UTC

When I was little, I used to sit on my dads lap and tell him about my day.
As I got older, I would talk to him at dinner time and tell him how everything was going.
At one point, I would text my dad whenever something important happened to me.
Now, it's got to the point where we can walk by each other & not say a thing.
I haven't spoken to my dad in weeks & it hurts .
I wish my dad would think of me as his daughter.
& Spend time on me instead of money.
I wish my dad just wasn't so obsessed with work
I miss you daddy.

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SuperBass223
posted a quote
August 3, 2012 6:08pm UTC

Harry Potter Fans
"I wanna go to Hogwarts!"
Percy Jackson Fans
"I wanna go to Camp Halfblood!"
Narnia Fans
"I wanna go to Narnia!"
Hunger Games Fans
"I'm ok."

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Pluto*
posted a quote
August 3, 2012 4:08pm UTC

Person I Just Met: So tell me more about yourself?
Me: ...
Person: ...
Me: ...
Person: ...
Me: *Thinking: Oh my god, who am I?*

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AustinH
posted a quote
August 3, 2012 5:23pm UTC

The Olympics make me want to get in shape....
Once I finish this entire bag of Doritos.

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