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LandonIsWitty
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July 1, 2012 12:43am UTC

Pleasing everyone is next to impossible, but p!ssing everyone off is easy and fun as hell. [;

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WonderfulLove
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July 1, 2012 12:12pm UTC

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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BravoSierra
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July 1, 2012 9:54am UTC

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runningislife*
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June 30, 2012 9:42pm UTC

credittoforgeter
Imagine your teacher as
I saw a quote that said,
"Oh you were born in
1999? You must've loved
the 90's"
I was born in 1999. All of the stuff from the 90's didn't
magically stop on January 1, 2000 12:00 am. I have
older siblings, so yeah I got hand - me - downs, and I
loved the stuff from the 90's. Some of those shows aired
into the 2000's.
I was born in 1999, I loved the 90's
and I am a 90's
baby too.
mq

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natalieeeroseee
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June 30, 2012 6:21pm UTC

Hate to break it to you guys, but Witty is still the same, the people using it have changed.

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JustWaiting
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June 30, 2012 6:12pm UTC

Hey, Arnold! Do you remember 90's tv shows? They're Kim Possible to forget. Let's take The Magic School Bus to Dexter's Laboratory and listen to All That stuff As Told By Ginger while sitting on The Big Comfy Couch. Then we can take a Recess and tell Dragon Tales while Arthur and Madeline put the Rugrats to sleep. Ed, Edd, 'n' Eddy are Rolie Polie (Olie) while sleeping, but Courage the Cowardly Dog can watch them. Then we can take a walk in Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood. However, we might get Goosebumps because there are a lot of Little Bears. Luckily, we can always count on Clarissa to Explain It All, and The Power Puff Girls to save the day.
-mine

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Jessileigh143xx
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June 24, 2012 7:12pm UTC

Shrek is the best fairytale,
he teaches you that no one needs to perfect
to have a happily ever after.
♥

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Annamaria25
posted a quote
June 24, 2012 6:50pm UTC

maroon 5 is a
boy band.....
and you dont see 69,487,213,567
quotes about them, now do you?

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VintageParis
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June 22, 2012 1:16pm UTC

I've watched NCIS, CSI, and Law and Order
I can kill you in 18 ways and make it look like Dora the Explorer did it!

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Bravosierra*
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June 19, 2012 4:22pm UTC

We turned witty PINK for breast cancer prevention.
Lets turn it TEAL to show
Witty is an ANTI BULLYING ZONE.
FAVE THIS! LETS GET STEVE'S ATTENTION.

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rubzarnone
posted a quote
June 16, 2012 12:15pm UTC

im bored of hearing that im not a 1990's kid?
apparentley if your born from 1996-1999
your not a 90's kid?
i watched thats so raven?
i can still remember the rap from
fresh prince of bell air?
i remember sabrina the teenage witch?
so whos to say im not a 90s kid?
i still had the same childhood as all the other years?
had to be said.
we are 90's kids.

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NeverForgetYourBeauty
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June 11, 2012 6:18pm UTC

Friends:
Women:
Rachel: Ross kissed me!
Phoebe: NOOOOOOO!!!!
Monica: OMG!! OMG!! OMG!!
Rachel: It was unbelievable
Phoebe: Ok, we want to hear everything.
Phoebe: Monica get the wine and unplug the phone
Phoebe: Rachel, does this end well or do we need to get tissues?
Rachel: Oh, it ended very well.
Monica: Do not start without me. Do not start without me.
Phoebe: Let's hear about the kiss. Was it like, was it like a soft brush against your lips? Or was it like a, you know, a "I gotta have you now" kind of thing?
Rachel: Well, at first it was really intense, you know. And then, oh god, and then we just sort of sunk into it.
Monica: OOOOOOOOOH!!
Phoebe: Ohh!!
Men:
Ross: And, uh, and then I kissed her.
Chandler: Tongue?
Ross: Yeah.
Joey: Cool.
not mine.. haha it's from friends though (:

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DenaAnn
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June 11, 2012 2:57pm UTC

So today..
My mother and I decided to go to Applebee's for lunch. Just the 2 of us.
And old man came up to me and said, "You look very beautiful today, just as beautiful as my wife did on our wedding day."
I couldn't help but smile.
He showed me a picture.
She was gorgeous, even if it was from awhile back.
I asked, "Well, thank you! Where is your lovely wife?"
He replied with, "She died in a car accident the day after we got married. I visit her grave everyday with both our wedding rings in my hand. Pretending like it was our wedding day all over again."
He gives me hope.♥

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Kiah Papaya*
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June 11, 2012 5:29am UTC

They say we're to young to love,
But maybe they're just to old to remember.
-Wiz Khalifa♥

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WithABrokenHeartThatsStillBeating
posted a quote
June 10, 2012 8:46pm UTC

Fave if you're no longer friends with someone who you used to call your best friend.

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wittyspaz
posted a quote
June 10, 2012 4:26pm UTC

PLEASE READ
Okay, so has anyone seen these "fave and I'll rate you" quotes? Not cool
Everyone is beautiful. Everyone is a 10.
So unless you're giving everyone a 10, stop.
People go on this site to get away from the bullying and hate.
So don't insult them here.
If you give them anything less than a 10 some people may not care.
But some will pick at their flaws, wondering what's wrong with them.
Maybe they'll take their picture down, not trust witty.
We are a family. Do we "rate" our friends and family? No.
It's time to start acting like one.

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samidances247
posted a quote
June 11, 2012 8:17am UTC

I am asking a small favor
ANext summer i will most likely have to get surgery for my back. i will do nothing but lay in bed all day. So this summer I made a bucket list. One of my top things to do is to get a top quote. It would mean alot to me if you could just like this quote. In return i will try to like one of your quotes. Thank you so much for taking the time to read this. :)
______

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yourcool
posted a quote
June 10, 2012 6:36pm UTC

Deaf jokes aren't funny,
I don't want to hear them.

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racheythequeen
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June 9, 2012 12:36pm UTC

Mario has the ability to break blocks with his own head , yet he dies when touching a turtle.o.O

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