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k4sper
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July 31, 2012 1:35pm UTC

*My older sister comes into the house, into the living room where I'm sitting with my dad and brothers, wearing a weird hat that her friend apparently dared her to wear*
Me: What's that? O_o
My older sister: A hat.
My dad: ... CRAZY FUNKY JUNKY HAT!
My older brother: Overslept, hair unsightly-
My younger brother: - tryna' look like Keira Knightley!
My older brother: We've been there, we've done that-
My dad: *Points dramatically at my older sister* WE SEE RIGHT THROUGH YOUR FUNKY HAT!
This actually just happened... Oh my god, I live with a bunch of freaks.

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sydkid123
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July 31, 2012 2:05pm UTC

olympic gymnast: jumps 20 feet in the air, defies all the laws of physics, does 10 back flips, defeats voldemort, comes back down and lands perfectly on the balance beam while fireworks go off in the backround
me: falls on my face trying to put on socks

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a_part_of_me
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July 30, 2012 5:29am UTC

•Andrew Beirsack fell off of a 15ft wall, shattered 3 ribs, got up and continued to play.
•Frank Iero played an entire show hooked up to an oxygen tank.
•Alex Gaskarth hit his head on an overhanging speaker, fell off stage, split open his forehead and got a concussion, then got up and finished the set.
•And Justin Bieber broke his toe on stage and stopped the entire show!?!?!?!
[WTF?!?!]

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vanessacp3
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July 28, 2012 10:35pm UTC

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And who else loved wearing their mom's heals when they were little?!
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Cookiedoughformats

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xashleyx01
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July 29, 2012 11:08am UTC

I hate how people say age is just a number....
age is clearly a word.
:p

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伤*
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July 29, 2012 11:25am UTC

Life has many chapters
One bad chapter doesn't mean
its the end of the book
( M c F l y )

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wishicouldfindyou
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July 28, 2012 9:20pm UTC

Shark. Bait.
HOO HA HA

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HesaidShesaid
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July 27, 2012 1:39am UTC

//My mom carried me for nine months. She felt sick for those months with nausea, then she watched her feet swell & her skin stretch. She teared. She struggled to climb stairs, she got breathless quickly and she even suffered many sleepless nights. She then went through excruciating pain to bring me into this world. Then, she became my nurse, my chef, my maid, my chauffeur, my biggest fan, my teacher & my best friend. She's struggled for me, cried over me, hoped the best for me and prayed for me. Most of us take our mom for granted. ' <3 ' If you love your mom.~~
nmq

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TheWrittenInfection
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July 19, 2012 1:30pm UTC

One Direction & The Backstreet Boys
Both boy bands with 5 members
One Thing & I Want It That Way sound alot alike
And alot of their songs sound alot alike
Stole my heart - Shape of my heart
What Makes You Beautiful - What Makes You Different
More Than This - More Than That
I Want - I Still
Moments - Memories
Up All Night - Love Will Keep you Up All Night
Save You Tonight - I Need You Tonight
Tell Me A Lie - Tell Me That I'm Dreamin'
Another World- Weird World
Everything About You - Everything But Mine
Everything About You - Anywhere For You
One of One Direction's famous lines "Now I'm climbing the walls" and the Backstreet Boys' song Climbing The Walls
And both have a song called Gotta Be You

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Mandypandy
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July 19, 2012 3:39pm UTC

Are you related to Yoda?
Cuz yodalicious... XD

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Larii
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July 19, 2012 11:09pm UTC

At the mall w/ my cousin,
*Little girl comes up to my cousin*
Little girl:Excuse me? May I ask you a question?
My cousin: Well umm yea of course(:
Little girl: Is she your gf? *pointing at me*
My cousin: No um she is just my cousin, is there a reason for your question?
Little girl: Well its b/c I just saw a couple & the guy bought the girl candy & I've been looking for a handsome guy to be my bf for him to buy me candy. I thouhgt maybe you could be my bf!:D
My cousin: Awwe where's your mummy?
Little girl: In that store she told me not to annoy her so I'm standing here looking for my future bf.
My cousin then left running & came back with 4 different packages of candy & handed them to her.The little girl went running w/ her mom & told her. The mom then tried returning the cnayd but my cousin denied & said anything for my gf. He hugged her gave a kiss in the cheek & told her bye(:
That little girl was too adorable!And my cousin like always the gentleman:P

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JenMigdalia14
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July 18, 2012 7:12pm UTC

so Monsters Inc 2 is coming out and Finding Nemo 2 and theyre making a Toy Story 4.....
EXCUSE ME WHILE I RUN AROUND

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lozza821
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July 18, 2012 7:22pm UTC

Home is where
I can sit on the toilet for however long i desire.

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Danceee4lifeex3
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July 16, 2012 1:24pm UTC

2+2=Fish.
3+3=8.
7+7=Triangle.
ONLY smart people will get this.
♥ if you do.

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neversaynever16
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June 27, 2012 11:07pm UTC

Teacher: John, why are you so late ? John: I was throwing stones into the river. Teacher: Okaay, well take your seat. Teacher: Bob, why are you also late ? Bob: I was also throwing stones into the river. Teacher: Argh, well sit down. New Boy walks in; Teacher: Oh so you're our new student. What's your name, and why are you all wet?? New boy: My name is Stones.

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elprado01
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June 27, 2012 12:06am UTC

SAY COW BEFORE EACH WORD:
1) COWS
2) ABOUT
3) TALKING
4)FOOL
5) THIS
6) GOT
7) I
8) LONG
9) HOW
10) LOOK
NOW SAY THE WORD COW AFTER EACH WORD:
1) COWS
2) ABOUT
3) TALKING
4) FOOL
5) THIS
6) GOT
7) I
8) LONG
9) HOW
10)LOOK
NOW SAY THE WORD COW BEFORE AND AFTER EACH WORD:
1) COWS
2) ABOUT
3) TALKING
4) FOOL
5) THIS
6) GOT
7) I
8) LONG
9) HOW
10) LOOK
NOW READ THESE WORDS FROM THE BOTTOM UP:
1) COWS
2)ABOUT
3)TALKING
4)FOOL
5)THIS
6)GOT
7)I
8)LONG
9)HOW
10)LOOK

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