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_Hey_Bro_
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December 3, 2011 12:51pm UTC

wittygirl2010 format.
That scary moment
when you're about to sleep
And horror scenes flash in your mind.

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xxamyxx114
posted a quote
December 2, 2011 9:53pm UTC

Why do all guys think we
want to know how big their dick is?

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lazyLION24
posted a quote
December 3, 2011 5:49pm UTC

That awkward moment when,
everyone's facebook statuses are "hanging out with _____"
and you're just like...
"home... alone... with a lot of food"

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_Hey_Bro_
posted a quote
December 3, 2011 1:03pm UTC

wittygirl2010 format.
Saying "What?"
but then 1 second later realizing what they said.

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bellafatch09
posted a quote
December 3, 2011 5:53pm UTC

&only in America
do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters

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Tashaa98
posted a quote
December 2, 2011 11:46pm UTC

when you're home alone and
someone knocks on your door;;
10% say "who is it?"
64% look through the peep hole.
25% open the door
1%-Crawl around on the ground like a ninja and look through the window very quietly to make sure it isn't a masked murder
fave if you're that 1% (;

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Coconut_Lipgloss
posted a quote
December 3, 2011 2:33pm UTC

Who else uses fake dates on homework
so it doesn't look like you did it at the last minute ...

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you_dont_know_me_but_you_care
posted a quote
December 3, 2011 6:43pm UTC

Fav if You Think
YouTube and facebook
Should Quit Changing

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QuQu101
posted a quote
December 3, 2011 4:55pm UTC

Dear Q,
You are me, with a tail. Therefore, you are my b*tch.
Sincerely, O

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Coconut_Lipgloss
posted a quote
December 3, 2011 2:49pm UTC

I wonder what it's like..
to be one of those pretty girls that
every guy wants.. ♥

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Ninjafish67
posted a quote
December 3, 2011 11:21am UTC

I want to throw a party
with fake alcohol to see how many people
act completely wasted

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zach77
posted a quote
December 2, 2011 8:25pm UTC

I'm no Justin Bieber but...
I'll tell you one time, will you be my baby? and
love me? and be bigger than that eennie meenie who went overboard and had to kiss and tell? i want somebody to love so i pray cuz when you smile my life goes up. cuz that should be me, your runaway love.let's have our first dance because I'm down to earth and stuck in the moment so I'll never let you go. Just never say never and you'll be one less lonely girl(;

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xBiebersShawtyx
posted a quote
December 3, 2011 9:12am UTC

Chemistry jokes are sodium funny ;)
[fav] if you get it

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emma_watson23
posted a quote
December 2, 2011 8:33pm UTC

<------------ look right
♥if you failed

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
December 2, 2011 9:55pm UTC

i loved you. i loved you. i loved you. i loved you. i loved you. i loved you. i loved you. i loved you. i loved you. i loved you. i loved you. i loved you. i loved you. i loved you. i loved you. i loved you. i loved you. i loved you. i loved you. i loved you. i loved you. i loved you. i loved you. i loved you.
now, highlight that ^
the format is mine, the idea is not.

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ilyJam4evaa
posted a quote
December 2, 2011 7:15am UTC

To do List:
Grab a random kid by the shoulders and scream. "IM YOU...FROM
THE FUTURE!"

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marie1616
posted a quote
December 2, 2011 10:07am UTC

click to see this quote

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Cutecat0413
posted a quote
December 2, 2011 2:29pm UTC

Reasons to be a guy #4
It's not required to wear a shirt.

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xxxbesties4lxxx
posted a quote
December 2, 2011 3:35pm UTC

Moon walking into jail
Because your a smooth criminal (;

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imxstuckxinxthisxcrazyxlifexx
posted a quote
December 1, 2011 7:55pm UTC

My name is Gracie Lee Benson.
I'm 15 and I have a 2 week old son, Rylen
February 18th 2011, was the day I lost my virginity.
March 20th, 2011 I found out I was around 6-7 weeks pregnant.
Rylens real daddy (Justin) left me, February 19th, 2011.
He used me & took advantage of my feelings.
May 3rd 2011, Tyler David Brown, ask me if he could be my babies daddy.
May 3rd, 2011, My heart was stolen by the best man in the world.
November 13th, 2011. My baby boy was born,
& I couldn't be any happier than I am right now
My name is Gracie Lee Benson.
I'm 15 and I have a 2 week old son, Rylen.
& this is my story<3
Mommy loves you baby boy.

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