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  1. OnlyYourSuperman OnlyYourSuperman
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2017 11:42pm UTC
    Then how are you gunna go to this interview??! I can take you right now if you want me too?

  2. Y0UNGL0V3MURD3R Y0UNGL0V3MURD3R
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2017 11:30am UTC
    you know the truth hurts, but secrets kill


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  5. shescrazy19 shescrazy19
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2017 8:45pm UTC
    I went to the hospital ; got there almost at 9 and was there till about five this morning. I have Gastrointestinal problems, chrones disease, and ulcerative colitis. In easier terms my intestines are super swollen and irritated and its giving off a liquid into my body which is causing intense pain. They didnt give me any pain medicine which sucked sitting there for hours. Cant keep any food or even water down so that kinda sucks. (Fri @5:43)

  6. OnlyYourSuperman OnlyYourSuperman
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    June 16, 2017 12:23am UTC
    Wow. Did he at least go with you? did you go to your interview? went by your house 'cause wasn't playing but you were gone. Pretty dumb they didn't give you anything for the pain. When do you go back? how exactly do they fix them? I mean they were tearing off your stomach linning and now there swelling??(9:23)

  7. shescrazy19 shescrazy19
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2017 1:18am UTC
    Hes the closing manager but as soon as they closed he left. He stayed with me the whole time; &' yeah idk what the whole point of me going was but they did a CT scan took my blood and all that and just gave me some medicine to help with the nautia and something to help with the belly pain but neither do any help. &' no I didnt make it to the interview; i texted the guy at about five this morning and he was more than willing to meet with me tomorrow. Already had a phone interview with him and he already loves me so that was a weight off my shoulders to hear. (10:18)

  8. Gxbbiecarter* Gxbbiecarter*
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2017 11:46am UTC
    Everythings Changed!!!

  9. shescrazy19 shescrazy19
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2017 4:55pm UTC
    So. I almost died yesterday. It was a real eye opener. Uh, we went out to the water with some friends and we were all drinking. I fell into the water and, I didnt try to resurface. I just let myself sink. Watched bubbles float up. In those seconds I just thought to myself that I didnt care anymore. Then all of a sudden three people were pulling me out of the water and slammed me onto the sand. So now Im sitting here with a really, really bad sun burn and a sore body; wondering why I was so okay with sinking. (Monday @1:54)

  10. seafoam* seafoam*
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2017 8:40pm UTC
    Maybe there's a God above,
    but all I've ever learned from
    love was how to shoot at
    someone who outdrew you.

  11. Michelle Parker * Michelle Parker *
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2017 2:43pm UTC
    See that guy?
    yeah I like him but i'm
    pretty sure he likes her

  12. Y0UNGL0V3MURD3R Y0UNGL0V3MURD3R
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2017 8:21pm UTC
    i just wanna show you all of the beautiful things that you are


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  14. seafoam* seafoam*
    posted a quote
    March 7, 2017 8:44pm UTC
    How can someone have the power to shatter you to dust – and also to make you feel so whole?

  15. Buzz_LightYear Buzz_LightYear
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2017 12:25am UTC
    My condolences
    I'll shed a tear
    with your family
    I'll open a bottle up,
    Pour a little bit out
    in your memory
    I'll be at the wake
    dressed in all black
    I'll call out your name,
    but you won't call back
    I'll hand a flower to your mother
    when I say goodbye
    Cause, baby,
    you're dead to me

  16. cococat64 cococat64
    posted a quote
    March 7, 2017 7:49am UTC
    Hi guys I am new here and I hope I can enjoy going on this website.

  17. Buzz_LightYear Buzz_LightYear
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2016 9:12pm UTC
    Treat her better

  18. Buzz_LightYear Buzz_LightYear
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2016 12:42am UTC
    You speak sour lemonade to me
    The bitter taste won't let me be
    One kiss was supposed to be so sweet
    But I found grapefruit in your teeth
    Old gum is all you'll ever be to me
    I spit you out and brush my teeth

  19. Buzz_LightYear Buzz_LightYear
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2016 5:40am UTC
    Ride or Die
    with me

  20. Buzz_LightYear Buzz_LightYear
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2016 11:54pm UTC
    My life is an integrated circuit
    I'm inside of my human body but I don't feel it yet
    We all thought 2012 would be so much more dramatic
    Something religious or sacred
    Things were more laughable back then
    Back when I was a text message
    We're going to be plugging in our brains soon
    And nothing will stop the human race from racing
    We'll all be inside containers chasing
    Anything they put in front of us with a pretty logo on it
    It's the Internet
    It exists and people are not going insane

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