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Brittani

  1. honeypieonly963 honeypieonly963
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2013 4:41pm UTC
    * gets dropped of to the mall* BYE DAD * random guy comes up and asks me for directions*Dad: who was that guy? Me:Dad: ????Me: my secret boyfriend who I'm running away with soonDad: * laughs* like you would get a boyfriend

  2. Butterbear Butterbear
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2013 5:31pm UTC
    Look, Simba, everything the light touches
    is in my kingdom. That's right It's mine. Back off you lil sht.

  3. Brittani Brittani
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2013 4:08pm UTC
    Life goes on.....
    Whether you choose to move on and take a chance in the unknown. Or stay behind, locked in the past, thinking of what could've been.

  4. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2013 2:25pm UTC
    in elementary school i hit this kid cause he said i cant punch and i broke his nose and then my dad picked me up and the office was like “you have to say sorry" but then the kid was like “but she proved me wrong, she doesn’t have to say sorry" ladies and gentlemen my best friend of many many years

  5. EatSleepBreathBigBangTheory EatSleepBreathBigBangTheory
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2013 4:57pm UTC
    Raj: If I could speak the language of rabbits, they would be amazed, and I would be their king.
    Leonard: I hate my name. It has 'nerd' in it. 'Len. Nerd.'
    Wolowitz: I lost my virginity to my cousin Jeanie.
    Raj: I would be kind to my rabbit subjects ... at first.

  6. Brittani Brittani
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2013 11:14pm UTC
    "The greatest danger for most of us is not that our aim is too high and we miss it but that it is too low and we reach it"
    - Michelangelo

  7. f0r3v3rm0r3x3 f0r3v3rm0r3x3
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2010 7:27pm UTC
    We met in kindergarten. We were best friends.
    She always told me she loved my eyes. I didn't quite know why.
    I was in love with her, so of course my face lit up immensely whenever she said it.
    She was beautiful, kind, and extremely funny.
    We'd be talking about nothing, and she'd turn to me and whisper,
    "I like your eyes."
    One day, I was playing basketball,
    waiting for her to drive over to my house to have a game with me.
    Suddenly, I got a phone call.
    It was her mom. She was in a panic.
    I couldn't quite understand what she was saying. It sounded like,
    "Aaron, come quick! Kelsey, accident, Main Street! Blood. Come now!"
    I had no clue what happened,
    so I ran to Main Street with my basketball shorts and a tee shirt on.
    I saw Kelsey's mom helplessly crying, waiting for the ambulance to arrive.
    I saw a totaled car, blood everywhere.
    Then I saw her, Kelsey.
    My heart stopped as I frantically ran over to her.
    "Kelsey? Kelsey!" She was unconscious. I started crying.
    I know it isn't very manly, but I couldn't help it.
    Before I could say anymore, the medics took her away,
    the main source of blood coming from her head.
    I went to the hospital that night,
    I went every night.
    in fact, the only time I left was to go out to eat, but that's it.
    The doctors tried getting me to leave, but I refused.
    It was all my fault.
    If it wasn't for me, wanting to play basketball with her,
    she wouldn't be going through this.
    It was already four days, and she hasn't woken up.
    On the fifth day, I saw her eyes gently open.
    "Kelsey?" I called.
    She wasn't quite awake yet.
    Suddenly, doctors came rushing in, telling me I had to wait outside.
    I did, for a few hours.
    One of the doctors finally came out saying,
    "I understand that you're Kelsey's friend, Aaron?"
    "Yes," I whispered.
    He bit his lip.
    "She woke up, she's fine,
    but I'm afraid she has long term memory loss."
    "Are you serious?" I almost shouted.
    "I'm afraid so."
    I didn't meet his gaze. I couldn't.
    I wasn't going to say anything, so he spoke again.
    "You can go see her if you want,
    but she doesn't remember anything, not even her mom."
    I walked in, trembling in horror.
    I saw her. She looked helpless as she slept.
    I waited a few hours, until I saw her eyes opening gently again.
    I expected doctors to run in, rushing me out.
    Instead, she looked me straight in the eyes, and whispered,
    "I don't know you, but I like your eyes."

  8. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2013 9:19pm UTC
    If a guy winks at you with both eyes at the
    same time
    it means he finds you twice as attractive

  9. iLL-Legal Alien👽* iLL-Legal Alien👽*
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2013 11:18pm UTC
    I feel a bit over-dressed for Wal-Mart..
    My pajamas match.

  10. TheFifthMarauder TheFifthMarauder
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2013 11:19pm UTC
    So I was cleaning my room today, and I was playing screamo-ish music. I was bored, and started to sing the clean lyrics in a really heavy Texas twang. I was silent in the screamo part (because I cant do a good screamo to save my life). I bet my family was thinking, 'What the-?'

  11. soccer#7* soccer#7*
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2013 11:00pm UTC
    Why do parents get so upset about little things, like
    OMG, I left a plate in the sink not a dead body.

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