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capsized*
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March 1, 2014 7:59pm UTC

[opens pizza box]
*snoop dogg voice* greetings loved ones

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伤*
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March 1, 2014 8:13pm UTC

it's amazing how fast your mood can change after you step
in some water with your socks on

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thewonderyears
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November 3, 2013 12:29pm UTC

You only live once so go fuocking nuts

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thewonderyears
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December 31, 2013 3:54pm UTC

Attractive people intimidate me

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thewonderyears
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January 26, 2014 6:48pm UTC

Don't paint me black when I used to be golden.

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thewonderyears
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January 28, 2014 9:15pm UTC

Me: *gets on bus* omg everyone is watching me and judging me and they're
going to laugh when the bus starts and im not sitting down, omg dont put your
ticket in the wrong way or everyone will judge you and laugh at you
Me: *goes to pay for shopping* omg what if I dont have enough money? *counts money
out 20 times* what if I look stupid, or say the wrong thing? am I standing in the right
spot even? What if someone else wants to get past and im in the way, omg.
Me: *says hey to someone online* omg, they arent replying, holy crap why am I so
annoying? what if they tell their friends how annoying and lame I am? Why am I
like this, holy crap. whyyyyyyy
Me: *meets someone new* What if they dont like me and dont
want me to be around, I shouldnt have met them, im going to be a burden, they're
probably critisizing me right now, why am I the way I am?

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α¢їⅾ ρʊηḱ*
posted a quote
December 31, 2013 4:06am UTC

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Sweden*
posted a quote
December 30, 2013 6:20pm UTC

Say Something..
I'm sorry if i'm not the girl you imagined to have.But all I wanted to say is that I'm giving up on you.I'm tired of you not thinking about my feelings toward you.Course I love you but please.Say something too me cause I'm giving up on you now.
I'm giving up on love.I don't want to ruin our friendship now.
I just want to be with you.
I WANT YOU TOO LOVE ME LIKE I DO!
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mads*
posted a quote
December 29, 2013 3:20pm UTC

It's like we talked, you control this world
Let the pain go, let the hurt go, let the guilt go
What you are imagining right now,
That world you control
That place can be as real as any pain

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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appleloop*
posted a quote
December 30, 2013 5:36pm UTC

My Feelings?
Oh, Don't worry about those, nobody else does.

Format Credit:
LettingSecretsGo

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meh*
posted a quote
December 30, 2013 5:43pm UTC

If school hasn't made you consider being a stripper once or twice, you're a liar

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Skimrande
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December 27, 2013 7:49pm UTC

the woods are lovely, dark and deep,
but I've got promises to keep,
and miles to go before I sleep,
and miles to go before I sleep.

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lemon.cake*
posted a quote
December 27, 2013 7:47pm UTC

He called you pretty,
thats pratically an insult,
You're much more than pretty.
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.
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lost dreamer*
posted a quote
December 27, 2013 7:50pm UTC

Something always brings me back
TO YOU; IT NEVER TAKES TOO LONG.

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Patd33
posted a quote
December 27, 2013 5:33pm UTC

You're just so... asdfghjkl <3

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imperfect *
posted a quote
December 27, 2013 4:28am UTC

Those times when you lay on the couch to take a
30 minute nap and wake up 4 hours later like
Wait,what year is it?

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Picturesque Wonderland.*
posted a quote
December 25, 2013 10:38pm UTC

Saudade
(sf. Portuguese)
The feeling of longing
for something
or someone who you
love and which is lost.

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*compassionate soul*
posted a quote
December 27, 2013 3:51am UTC

Sometimes we feel hopeless, sometimes we wonder if we'll ever find someone who really understands us..then one day that person appears and erases all of our fears.

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