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  1. ilovevolleyball ilovevolleyball
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2012 7:48pm UTC
    Am I the only one
    Who goes on my Profile just to see what other people would see if they looked at it?

  2. taylorcameron taylorcameron
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2011 5:50pm UTC
    They Say
    You Don't Know What You Got Until It's Gone.
    \\\\\\\\\\ TheTruthIS, //////////
    You Knew Exactly
    What You Had;
    ---------- You Just Never Thought You'd Lose it. ----------

  3. ZiZi123 ZiZi123
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2012 7:29pm UTC
    It's almost like you had it planned.
    Like you smiled, and shook my hand,
    and thought; "I can't wait to screw her over"
    format cred to rec0ver

  4. taytayx311 taytayx311
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2011 9:15pm UTC
    Boys should come
    with a warning
    lable.
    CAUTION:
    I will flirt with you,
    text you 24/7,
    lead you on,tell you that
    I love you,then I'll ignore you,
    flirt with other girls,break your heart,
    and
    never talk to you again.♥

  5. justinbieberobsessed justinbieberobsessed
    posted a quote
    September 14, 2011 8:32pm UTC
    so lead her on, tell her lies, let her fall for you.
    she's just a girl.
    right?

  6. oddfuture oddfuture
    posted a quote
    October 24, 2011 9:31pm UTC
    That One Guy,
    that gives the entire male population a bad reputation.
    nmf

  7. xstaybeautiful xstaybeautiful
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2012 9:18pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  8. taytayx311 taytayx311
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2011 9:27pm UTC
    You text him ,he doesn't te xt
    back.He was obviously so excited that you texted him that he fainted.

  9. bridgiexbabes bridgiexbabes
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2011 9:22pm UTC
    so, today during lunch, this girl found out
    her boyfriend had been cheating on her...
    she brought all his clothes
    & things that he left at her house
    & as soon as he sat down at his table,
    she stood behind him & gave him one kiss.
    she took his milk,
    & he thought nothing of it.
    then she poured it on his head
    & threw all his stuff at him.
    & THAT is how a real breakup is done.
    everyone was clapping for her

  10. chloeesmith chloeesmith
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2011 5:37pm UTC
    What if we woke up,
    As a baby, and our WHOLE life
    Had been a dream...

  11. mareadia914 mareadia914
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2011 8:03pm UTC
    Your ipod? Laptop? Ipad?
    All because of one man:
    Steve Jobs. Even those of you
    who don't use Mac. Steve Jobs had the idea for Itunes. Music would'nt exist the way it does without him. So comon guys.
    Lets fave this one for him ♥

  12. clicktheheartif clicktheheartif
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2011 9:03pm UTC
    Hey, you there!
    Can you stop scrolling
    for just a second;
    and click the heart for...
    the ones who lost
    their lives on
    Sept. 11, 2001.

  13. SarahDGirl SarahDGirl
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2012 4:06pm UTC
    What mom says: "Maybe..."
    What it means: "I need time to think of an excuse for that one"

  14. fightlikeagirl456 fightlikeagirl456
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2012 8:36pm UTC
    Me: Dammm boy you’re an attractive sexy beast ;)
    Boy: and you’re…. there
    Follow for a follow;)

  15. xAshleyLuvsBVB xAshleyLuvsBVB
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2012 8:38pm UTC
    I was on a car ride home and I just so happened to be looking out the window.
    I saw a guy driving in a car and his back window said, "I ❤ GUYS".
    My Day = Made.

  16. amaraababyxo amaraababyxo
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2012 8:37pm UTC
    Childhood memory;
    "Your mom's here! Qucik, hide so you can't go home!"

  17. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2012 10:07pm UTC
    Sometimes I wish I was an octopus,
    so I could slap 8 people at once.

  18. lozza821 lozza821
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2012 5:34pm UTC
    Am i the only one that
    Used to think duct tape was called Duck tape?
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  19. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2012 5:14pm UTC
    normal flirting: hey you're pretty cute and funny and nice how bout we hang out ;)
    me flirting: i love you like a pig loves not being bacon ;)

  20. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2012 4:46pm UTC
    scariest thing ever: when a kid sings a nursery rhyme really slow.

:)

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