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KellieStraley
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June 10, 2012 5:55pm UTC

Your never to old to put olives on your fingers and eat them

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SophieBird
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June 9, 2012 1:17pm UTC

Why is it called a tuna fish sandwich?
I mean, we don't say grilled chicken bird sandwich or roast beef mammal,
so why do we call tuna, tuna fish?
nmq
from Non Sequitur

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helbratz
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June 9, 2012 2:01pm UTC

Ily.
Can you please spell it out makes everything more special :)
I'm leaving you.
my quote/nmf

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girl_on_fire_xoHG
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June 9, 2012 2:11pm UTC

Seems like just yesterday you were my little girl on the tricycle. Now you're gonna be a young woman in a car, running over a little girl on the tricycle. :D
~George Lopez in George Lopez

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xoxoCandyxoxo
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June 9, 2012 12:32am UTC

Dear Math Teacher,
I don't care what f(x) is.
Sincerely,
F(you)

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prettysam
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June 9, 2012 12:11am UTC

There are plenty of fish in the sea,
butI'm looking for my Nemo,
so I'll take Dory's advice
and just keep swimming.

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me_you17
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June 8, 2012 9:07pm UTC

that awkward moment;
when you get in the car with your friend & one of their parents & they go sit in the front seat while you sit in the back by yourself .
nmf.

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ShellyyGottSkillss
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June 7, 2012 9:48pm UTC

not sure if
i'm sexy and I know it,
or i'm ugly and I ignore it.
-tumblr.

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TonyaB20
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June 7, 2012 9:48pm UTC

"Screw my life!"
That's what they all say.
Sorry,
But you can't screw things that don't exist.
haha ;) haha

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RachaelRox29
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June 6, 2012 11:32pm UTC

Hey guys
Today I just broke my record for most consecutive days alive!

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chubby_penguin
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June 5, 2012 1:33am UTC

Haven't we all......
- Pretended to be a fast typer by pressing random keys
- Made a beard by using the bubbles from the bubblebath
- Turned the light switch on and off rapidly
- Had a mini-spasm when you thought you were almost falling off the bed
-Touched somthing that had a "Do Not Touch"sign on it
- Tasted rain
Fav If you have done any of those!

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yellowdino16
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June 5, 2012 7:03pm UTC

Walks by someone guy was
smells amazing
casually walks by again.

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Bubbles4747
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June 5, 2012 6:49pm UTC

0 faves= I'm ugly
3 faves= I'm okay
7 faves= I'm cute
15 faves= I'm pretty
25 faves= I'm beautiful
30 faves= I'm breathtaking
Repost this if you aren't afraid

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Maddy5423
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June 5, 2012 1:16pm UTC

You sit on a throne of lies.

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OneDirectionInfection1031
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June 5, 2012 4:07pm UTC

That one person in your class that You just want to smack in the face witha brick.

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